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are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« on: January 06, 2022, 05:53:35 PM »
or just a hated nerd on roids with no future except unto the lord jesus christ
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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2022, 08:07:08 PM »
Man Fuck that panhandling queer wandering around with 12 men and no wife telling his disciples not to take wives and to turn the other cheek gay as gay can be

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2022, 09:20:15 PM »
Man Fuck that panhandling queer wandering around with 12 men and no wife telling his disciples not to take wives and to turn the other cheek gay as gay can be

Good point.

You seem like a advocate for successful marriages. What’s the name of your wife?

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2022, 09:31:16 PM »
Not sure if troll thread, but yeah Jesus is my Lord and Savior

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2022, 10:24:48 PM »
Man Fuck that panhandling queer wandering around with 12 men and no wife telling his disciples not to take wives and to turn the other cheek gay as gay can be

Outstanding. 

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #5 on: January 06, 2022, 11:14:52 PM »
I'm a warrior for John Henry "The Hammer Man" and "Jack" with his "beanstalk".

More believable stories.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #6 on: January 06, 2022, 11:42:38 PM »
ignore the burners... seek God - attain salvation thru Christ and refuse the mark of the beast.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2022, 12:01:04 AM »
I"m a warrior for big tits and even bigger asses. 

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2022, 01:25:16 AM »
I"m a warrior for big tits and even bigger asses.
Bro...

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2022, 04:51:23 AM »
Outstanding.

Hanky taking it to the next level now  ;D

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2022, 09:16:27 AM »
I"m a warrior for big tits and even bigger asses.

Yeah buddy

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2022, 01:09:12 PM »
Nope.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2022, 06:52:12 PM »
Little known fact: Jesus did some carpentry when necessary but mostly he was a drywaller.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2022, 07:21:05 PM »
He most likely cream pied Mary Mags and started his own tribe.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2022, 07:29:08 PM »
Man Fuck that panhandling queer wandering around with 12 men and no wife telling his disciples not to take wives and to turn the other cheek gay as gay can be

You are a disgusting priglette whose thread is soon to be snipped. Oh...And by "priglette" I mean a "diminutive prig".  You posses an IQ far greater than mine own and yet somehow I know I need to explain such things to you.   Oh wait!  I nearly forgot...White Crayola comin' up, Satchmo!

Here, let us try this so that you may better grasp that which you are being told you sadly ineffectual effete piece of peace priglette.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2022, 07:31:54 PM »
You are a disgusting priglette whose thread is soon to be snipped. Oh...And by "priglette" I mean a "diminutive prig".  You posses an IQ far greater than mine own and yet somehow I know I need to explain such things to you.   Oh wait!  I nearly forgot...White Crayola comin' up, Satchmo!

Here, let us try this so that you may better grasp that which you are being told you sadly ineffectual effete piece of peace priglette.

You are exactly the kind of beta who would be into Jesus

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #16 on: January 08, 2022, 07:44:01 PM »
You are exactly the kind of beta who would be into Jesus

LOLOLOL!  I am an Atheist you assholist.  I hope you Covid up soon, quisling.  No one likes you.  Not even you like you.  You are over your head in the shallow end.  What a twatling.  FOAD, analqueefer.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #17 on: January 08, 2022, 07:48:06 PM »
I"m a warrior for big tits and even bigger asses.

LOL


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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #18 on: January 08, 2022, 08:38:16 PM »
The lack of respect for religion, especially our dominant religion Christianity in the west has contributed greatly to the current downfall of our society.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #19 on: January 08, 2022, 08:42:56 PM »
The lack of respect for religion, especially our dominant religion Christianity in the west has contributed greatly to the current downfall of our society.

Couldn’t agree more!

This unfortunately is a reoccurring theme in the Bible.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #20 on: January 09, 2022, 02:57:12 AM »
The lack of respect for religion, especially our dominant religion Christianity in the west has contributed greatly to the current downfall of our society.
I agree.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #21 on: January 09, 2022, 03:14:32 AM »
The fucking morons stil worshiping a sky god are holding back humanity

Andof all the dumbass sky gods man has worshipped Jesus is the biggest FAG yet at least worship a god of war or something nope a fucking queer begger

35 years old no girlfriend no wife no kids no record of either ever other than a loved teenage male apostle gay as gay can be even told his male disciples to stay away from women I mean wtf

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #22 on: January 09, 2022, 07:35:02 AM »
The lack of respect for religion, especially our dominant religion Christianity in the west has contributed greatly to the current downfall of our society.

100% truth.  You can even remove the religious aspect from it. The teachings provide all that is needed to live a fulfilling, meaningful life.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #23 on: January 09, 2022, 07:51:57 AM »
Couldn’t agree more!

This unfortunately is a reoccurring theme in the Bible.

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Fuck off, twatling.  You do not follow the Nazarene in the least.  There is scripture that pertains to such as you.  You surely know it?  If not, say so and I will quote it for you.  Covid up bitch.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #24 on: January 09, 2022, 08:00:09 AM »
The fucking morons stil worshiping a sky god are holding back humanity

Andof all the dumbass sky gods man has worshipped Jesus is the biggest FAG yet at least worship a god of war or something nope a fucking queer begger

35 years old no girlfriend no wife no kids no record of either ever other than a loved teenage male apostle gay as gay can be even told his male disciples to stay away from women I mean wtf

A lot of folks here think you're a total kunt but that's impossible as you have neither the depth nor the warmth.

Fucking mangina bleeding again, eh quisling.  When your time comes you will slip silently away like the turd you play at, sliding down the bowl to Hades.  The cRapture is for you and your kind.  Prig of peace.  LOL!

Truer still, thou are but a Prigand of Peace.  You cannot understand a single word, can you?  Ritalin boy.  Now then, shove a clean Motex up your ass (you are still bleeding out your dirtstar, correct?) and get on with entertaining the interwebs with your stupidity.