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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #25 on: January 09, 2022, 08:01:50 AM »
Fuck off, twatling.  You do not follow the Nazarene in the least.  There is scripture that pertains to such as you.  You surely know it?  If not, say so and I will quote it for you.  Covid up bitch.

Scripture lol atheist yeah right you are just another cripple with another crutch pathetic the powers who push religion don’t even believe in it just another tool to rip off and control the ignorant massses

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #26 on: January 09, 2022, 08:03:03 AM »
A lot of folks here think you're a total kunt but that's impossible as you have neither the depth nor the warmth.

Fucking mangina bleeding again, eh quisling.  When your time comes you will slip silently away like the turd you play at, sliding down the bowl to Hades.  The cRapture is for you and your kind.  Prig of peace.  LOL!

Truer still, thou are but a Prigand of Peace.  You cannot understand a single word, can you?  Ritalin boy.  Now then, shove a clean Motex up your ass (you are still bleeding out your dirtstar, correct?) and get on with entertaining the interwebs with your stupidity.

You are a pathetic physical and mental cripple go read your scripture see if you can understand why Jesus made you a cripple

There is no such thing as Hades you fucking moron. Does believing in a better afterlife make you feel better about your pathetic life?? You going to be able to walk after you die?? Do you get to be strong and get revenge on me for kicking sand in your face?

“If you know what this life is worth you will look for yours here on earth “

Oh no the rapture is going to get me moron

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #27 on: January 09, 2022, 08:17:41 AM »
The fucking morons stil worshiping a sky god are holding back humanity

Andof all the dumbass sky gods man has worshipped Jesus is the biggest FAG yet at least worship a god of war or something nope a fucking queer begger

35 years old no girlfriend no wife no kids no record of either ever other than a loved teenage male apostle gay as gay can be even told his male disciples to stay away from women I mean wtf

Can you share where Jesus told his disciples to stay away from the ladies?

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #28 on: January 09, 2022, 10:26:49 AM »
Can you share where Jesus told his disciples to stay away from the ladies?

Consistent with bhanks other uninformed ramblings Jesus never said such a thing. Contrary scripture reads:

 "be fruitful and multiply" (Genesis 1:28)


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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #29 on: January 09, 2022, 10:34:38 AM »
The lack of respect for religion, especially our dominant religion Christianity in the west has contributed greatly to the current downfall of our society.

Nonsense

The sooner the human race stops believing these various ridiculous fairy tales the better off we'll be.


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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2022, 11:01:15 AM »
Consistent with bhanks other uninformed ramblings Jesus never said such a thing. Contrary scripture reads:

 "be fruitful and multiply" (Genesis 1:28)

Oh I am sorry but wasn’t genesis part of the old testemant you know before the fag Jesus showed up and told his disciples not to take wives while banging his beloved apostle

Do you know how old 35 was back then to be unmarried with no girlfriend traveling around with 12 men who does that? Jesus was gay

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2022, 11:01:43 AM »
Nonsense

The sooner the human race stops believing these various ridiculous fairy tales the better off we'll be.


Cuz your religion is better? lol


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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #32 on: January 09, 2022, 11:03:05 AM »

Cuz your religion is better? lol


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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #33 on: January 09, 2022, 11:05:34 AM »
Oh I am sorry but wasn’t genesis part of the old testemant you know before the fag Jesus showed up and told his disciples not to take wives while banging his beloved apostle

Do you know how old 35 was back then to be unmarried with no girlfriend traveling around with 12 men who does that? Jesus was gay

This is a great point!

Do you know Jesus was crucified at 33? So 2 years after the resurrection he was going to get married?

Do you know who the bride of Christ is?

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2022, 11:08:50 AM »
This is a great point!

Do you know Jesus was crucified at 33? So 2 years after the resurrection he was going to get married?

Do you know who the bride of Christ is?

Yawn who gives a fuck if you know you are god it’s not a mortal death you know you are just going to pop right back up also who the fuck thinks they have a right to die for someone else then pretend I owe them some thing fuck Jesus total pussy god. At least worship Kron or Odin or someone cool. Fucking morons. And 33 or 35 2k years ago if you didn’t have a wife and children by then you were gay as hell.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #35 on: January 09, 2022, 11:09:42 AM »
This is a great point!

Do you know Jesus was crucified at 33? So 2 years after the resurrection he was going to get married?

Do you know who the bride of Christ is?

I can’t believe growna ss adults still buy into this horseshit this is why democracy doesn’t work you are all a bunch of fucking morons

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #36 on: January 09, 2022, 11:12:09 AM »
Yawn who gives a fuck if you know you are god it’s not a mortal death you know you are just going to pop right back up also who the fuck thinks they have a right to die for someone else then pretend I owe them some thing fuck Jesus total pussy god. At least worship Kron or Odin or someone cool. Fucking morons. And 33 or 35 2k years ago if you didn’t have a wife and children by then you were gay as hell.

Jesus is not vengeful. He will not beat you like you beat your wife. Repent and seek forgiveness.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #37 on: January 09, 2022, 04:12:31 PM »
Conduct is more important than belief.

There's no need to be a 'warrior.' Just start with not being a dick to people. Not everyone has to agree with you.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #38 on: January 09, 2022, 04:14:55 PM »
Jesus is not vengeful. He will not beat you like you beat your wife. Repent and seek forgiveness.

Jesus can suck a sick

Shocking you people even know how to read maybe you should practice it more

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #39 on: January 09, 2022, 04:31:48 PM »
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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #40 on: January 09, 2022, 05:01:00 PM »
I can’t believe growna ss adults still buy into this horseshit this is why democracy doesn’t work you are all a bunch of fucking morons

Agreed the science behind the Big Bang seems much more realistic.

You seem to have a full grasp of like 2000 years ago. I’m sorry Jesus makes you so upset.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #41 on: January 09, 2022, 05:26:53 PM »
Agreed the science behind the Big Bang seems much more realistic.

You seem to have a full grasp of like 2000 years ago. I’m sorry Jesus makes you so upset.

What makes me upset is being surrounded by ignorant illiterate guy that believe this shit

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #42 on: January 09, 2022, 05:27:20 PM »
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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #43 on: January 09, 2022, 05:29:56 PM »
Agreed the science behind the Big Bang seems much more realistic.

You seem to have a full grasp of like 2000 years ago. I’m sorry Jesus makes you so upset.

The Big Bang doesn’t explain where the universe came from. What happened BEFORE the Big Bang?


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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #44 on: January 09, 2022, 05:31:55 PM »
The Big Bang doesn’t explain where the universe came from. What happened BEFORE the Big Bang?

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #45 on: January 09, 2022, 05:43:38 PM »
The Big Bang doesn’t explain where the universe came from. What happened BEFORE the Big Bang?

Not knowing the answers to everything and pretending Jesus did it are not the same things

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #46 on: January 09, 2022, 05:44:54 PM »
What makes me upset is being surrounded by ignorant illiterate guy that believe this shit

Well you wanted everyone here to believe you’re natural and no one did…. So I guess I understand why you’re frustrated.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #47 on: January 09, 2022, 05:50:28 PM »
Well you wanted everyone here to believe you’re natural and no one did…. So I guess I understand why you’re frustrated.

So I look supernatural? Thanks I don’t even use protein powders

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #48 on: January 10, 2022, 04:03:16 AM »
So I look supernatural? Thanks I don’t even use protein powders

No I said you look stupid for claiming natural.

Whatever you'e using is of little help and that includes weight training.

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Re: are you a warrior for jesus christ?
« Reply #49 on: January 10, 2022, 04:31:41 AM »