What’s your stance on Mr Sam Sulek?
I’m NOT a fan. He looks like a smelly, greasy, 65 year old obese truck driver. He never should have gotten to where he is. He’s a walking heart attack and advertisement for BP meds. He gets out of breath just talking. Waddles around.
His eyes are all crossed, and his skin is covered in pimples and pustules. His disgusting greasy hair looks like it’s melted and stuck into his hat. He looks absolutely revolting in a video he just posted. Looks morbidly obese. He has no personality and is just a rambling, monotoned heavy breather.
It was pathetic when he was trying to pitch himself to Arnold in a recent video to star in a Pumping Iron reboot. Sad thing is, that in Sam’s mind, he really sees himself as the next Arnold…the next big thing in Hollywood.
Guaranteed Sam was counting on being the top choice to star in Pumping Iron the reboot. And in this delusional and wacky dream of dear Sam, as he would be acting out the film’s scenes, he would glance over and spot Arnold tearing up in the director’s chair. For you see, in Sam’s delusion, Arnold would be envisioning a younger version of himself in Sam during the filming. More than likely when Sam spaced out and zoned out as he spoke to Arnold, he was picturing himself hiding Chris Bumstead’s t shirt in one of the scenes, like Ken Waller did to Mike Katz. Then as Sam zoned out again, he was probably picturing himself running to the helicopter like Arnold, or clinging on to the elevator in the galleria like Arnold did.
It’s sad he got to where he is. What started off as a joke of people supporting his older videos…and pretending to listen to his worthless car ride manifestos…really snowballed into Sam somehow becoming famous. Sam reminds me of that mentally handicapped Asian singer from American Idol years ago. It’s a sad joke that has earned Sam notoriety at the cost of his health. With how he looks and sounds, there is no way his heart will last another 10 years. Mentally, his heart may be in it. But physically, his body and heart are shutting down fast.