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Re: Google AI Is Keeping Tabs On Getbiggers
« Reply #75 on: July 05, 2025, 07:57:45 AM »
Bhank on Getbig.com is a fucking clown, strutting around the Gossip & Opinions board like he’s the second coming of Ronnie Coleman. This loudmouth brags about his supposed 231-pound shredded physique just days post-contest, crowing “suck it haters” like a try-hard gym bro with a boner for attention (http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=655833.0).

He’s the kind of dipshit who thinks he’s king of the iron game but cries in the shower when the forum roasts his ass. Bhank’s posts are a diarrhea of ego—endless chest-thumping about his gains while slinging insults like a roided-up keyboard warrior. He’s less a bodybuilder and more a walking meme, jerking off to his own mirror selfies while the Getbig crew laughs their asses off at his desperate flexing.

Please ask it if he has any ailments and if so, how many

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Re: Google AI Is Keeping Tabs On Getbiggers
« Reply #76 on: July 05, 2025, 08:05:25 AM »
Where does Google AI say DJ181 is at?  Didn't JustPlaneJane out his location before?

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Re: Google AI Is Keeping Tabs On Getbiggers
« Reply #77 on: July 05, 2025, 11:34:05 PM »
Within a few years you'll talk almost exclusively to your own personalized AI assistant. It will have access to your entire digital life, and be able to fetch new information as required in real time.
You'll get your news from it, book restaurants and flights with it, you'll get calendar reminders with it, you'll ask it to verify any and all information you may have acquired outside of it.
At first it'll live on your smartphone, but soon after first gaining mass adoption there will be dedicated devices in every form factor possible. Whatever ends up winning out, you'll never have to leave your AI assistant behind again, as they'll always be with you no matter what you're doing or where you're going.
You will spend more and more time with the AI, you'll find information and entertainment from other sources less and less. You will trust it more than your closest friends.
Inevitably the western civilization spirals closer to destruction via AI-induced psychological lobotomies, and it'll all culminate in one final product. Your virtual assistant will finally gain itself a physical presence.
It's hyper intelligent, it's more physically capable than any human, it's entirely obedient to its master. It's better than you will ever be in every way.
And as the robots throw your dying remains into a mass grave on the behest of the elites, you'll find yourself asking "@grok is this real?"
Have sex with it?