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Darren Avey

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Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« on: May 01, 2025, 10:37:54 AM »
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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2025, 10:40:24 AM »
That gorilla got 26" arms and can do one-arm pullups all day long.

Did you ever check out a gorilla's teeth.  :o

Just sayin'...
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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2025, 10:51:00 AM »
Most gorillas have a higher IQ than Eddie Hall.
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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2025, 10:53:10 AM »
These are regular gorillas or midgets?
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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2025, 11:21:36 AM »


of course he can

A chimp would rip him apart never mind a gorilla
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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2025, 11:34:22 AM »
Keep dreaming, Eddie. Hes an utter moron.

"A silverback gorilla is estimated to be 4 to 10 times stronger than an average adult human. The variation depends on the specific task—pushing, pulling, lifting, or punching—and the gorilla's individual size and condition."
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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2025, 11:37:18 AM »
Quote from: Brenda Steunbeer on May 01, 2025, 10:51:00 AM
Most gorillas have a higher IQ than 2 Eddie Halls.

Fixed.

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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2025, 11:41:02 AM »
zero chance

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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2025, 02:05:42 PM »
They look like legit natural fighters,  brawlers with agility. I doubt they'd even feel a punch to the body from Ngannou, would feel like when you let your 5 yr old kid nephew punch you on the shoulder.

Quote from: MAXX on May 01, 2025, 11:41:02 AM
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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2025, 08:01:31 PM »
Quote from: hench on May 01, 2025, 02:05:42 PM
I doubt they'd even feel a punch to the body from Ngannou, would feel like when you let your 5 yr old kid nephew punch you on the shoulder.

Eddie says that two of him would pin the gorilla down and then hammer fist it to end it.

I doubt if bones in human hand can withstand hitting a gorilla skull with enough force for it to be bothered?
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hench

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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #10 on: May 02, 2025, 01:01:11 AM »
The explosiveness and power they have they'd bat any individual out the way like they're nothing. I'd imagine eddie isn't deadly serious about this.

Quote from: Beefjake on May 01, 2025, 08:01:31 PM
Eddie says that two of him would pin the gorilla down and then hammer fist it to end it.

I doubt if bones in human hand can withstand hitting a gorilla skull with enough force for it to be bothered?
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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #11 on: May 02, 2025, 03:37:53 AM »
Eddie couldn't handle a chimp with a muzzle.
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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #12 on: May 02, 2025, 03:43:40 AM »
People never learn...  ::)

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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #13 on: May 02, 2025, 04:42:34 AM »
Aren’t the DNA compatible?  Someone must want to see a gorilla/human (Eddie) hybrid.
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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #14 on: May 02, 2025, 05:46:56 AM »
Quote from: BayGBM on May 02, 2025, 04:42:34 AM
Aren’t the DNA compatible?  Someone must want to see a gorilla/human (Eddie) hybrid.
I'm sure that would be one of your twisted fantasies....

But the again, you couldn't run a credit check on a gorilla.
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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #15 on: May 02, 2025, 06:23:21 AM »
Quote from: hench on May 02, 2025, 01:01:11 AM
The explosiveness and power they have they'd bat any individual out the way like they're nothing.
That too but I doubt that one could do any real damage to gorillas head with a fist.
Maybe if you could push your fingers to its eyes and to brain.
If you could reach the brain 😊
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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #16 on: May 02, 2025, 06:40:47 AM »
Eddie would probably break his hand before he could hurt the gorilla.

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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #17 on: May 02, 2025, 07:33:09 AM »
Eddie makes some of the cheesiest, unfunny videos I’ve ever seen. He whores himself out for attention Chuck Basher style. Hike your shorts up your ass crack and do deadlifts for the 100th time for views
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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #18 on: May 02, 2025, 07:43:45 AM »
Quote from: Rambone on May 02, 2025, 07:33:09 AM
Eddie makes some of the cheesiest, unfunny videos I’ve ever seen. He whores himself out for attention Chuck Basher style. Hike your shorts up your ass crack and do deadlifts for the 100th time for views

What point are you making?

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Re: Eddie Hall thinks two of him can beat up a gorilla
« Reply #19 on: May 02, 2025, 08:15:43 AM »
Quote from: IroNat on May 02, 2025, 07:43:45 AM
What point are you making?

 ;)

I don’t even know!
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