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If I die it was foul play
« on: July 13, 2025, 02:41:04 PM »
George "The Liar" Santos promising that he won't harm himself  or engage in sexual activities while in prison.

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I’m heading to prison, folks and I need you to hear this loud and clear: I’m not suicidal. I’m not depressed. I have no intentions of harming myself, and I will not willingly engage in any sexual activity while I’m in there.  So if something does happen, there’s no confusion. I did NOT kill myself"

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You know damn well he is going to eat that Snickers bar he finds on his pillow right away.

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Re: If I die it was foul play
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2025, 05:24:23 PM »

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You know damn well he is going to eat that Snickers bar he finds on his pillow right away.


that's a load of nuts
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Re: If I die it was foul play
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2025, 05:52:03 PM »
He’s desperately trying to stay relevant. Nobody cares about this dude, other than a few schmoes here on Getbig evidently

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Re: If I die it was foul play
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2025, 06:12:50 PM »

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Re: If I die it was foul play
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2025, 04:33:59 AM »
I bet he tries to order powdered soap from the commissary store, so that he drop it on purpose and spend time bent over picking up each grain.