Lyin' Brian Hankins

[38 returns]

is according to his face 198lbs

this from the man who can't get under 200lbs


and he is claiming to have not lifted a weight in 9 months. So not a weight lifted since last October- for a man who dont lie...... he lies like fcuk

[Humble Narcissist]

Is he back?

[38 returns]

happily not

but he's put Facebook pcs up saying 'if you have to win call hankins' in a shit suit

he's not even started law school yet the fantasist

[Grape Ape]

is according to his face 198lbs

Medically impossible bro.

Medically. Fucking. Impossible.

Has to be kg

[Phantom Spunker]

happily not

but he's put Facebook pcs up saying 'if you have to win call hankins' in a shit suit

he's not even started law school yet the fantasist

Hahaha, I just looked. The fucker has never managed to tie a tie properly once. Also loving the no pocket square and massive sleeves approach. You can tell he gets those women's fillers under his eyes usually because he looks like the Crypt Keeper when they wear off. Either that or he's back on the ketamine and not sleeping for days on end.

If I 'absolutely have to win', the last person on Earth I'm calling is the guy with charges ranging from JKK drug abuse to drunk and disorderly and literally 'ruffling feathers' or whatever the hell it was.

[webstar]

Hahaha, I just looked. The fucker has never managed to tie a tie properly once. Also loving the no pocket square and massive sleeves approach. You can tell he gets those women's fillers under his eyes usually because he looks like the Crypt Keeper when they wear off. Either that or he's back on the ketamine and not sleeping for days on end.

If I 'absolutely have to win', the last person on Earth I'm calling is the guy with charges ranging from JKK drug abuse to drunk and disorderly and literally 'ruffling feathers' or whatever the hell it was.

Photo for reference lol

[BB]

i=mc6UKDLyi3F3HqX1 .

Jason Blaha almost looks better in his stolen suit (he rented it to be married in, then never returned it).

Shirt looks like a lawyer's special, where they take the guy down to a budget clothier, and tell them to pick a shirt quickly so they don't look like a schlub in front of the judge. Jacket is probably ok, but so ill fitting. Hankins is a man meant to live in sweat pants, cargo shorts, and logo tees.

[Irongrip400]

Photo for reference lol

He’s got the Biden combover now instead of brushing it straight back.

[joswift]

seems to have recovered from his 113 ailments

[38 returns]

but he hasnt lifted in 9 months

and yet on here claimed he was lifting

hes a fcuking fantasist - I believe nothing he told us other than he got left money.

[dj181]

Photo for reference lol

He's got a turkey neck 🤣🤣🤣

[38 returns]

He's got a turkey neck 🤣🤣🤣

according to lyin brian that is a 19'' neck from years of sniffing other mens arses/ wrassling.

he's swimming in his suit too. haha. bullshitting fcuker

[Lartinos]

My name is Brian and I am your lawyer.

At this time I am undefeated in law.



Maybe a new pic for his highway adverts.

[joswift]

but he hasnt lifted in 9 months

and yet on here claimed he was lifting

hes a fcuking fantasist - I believe nothing he told us other than he got left money.

We are not there yet and things will always be a little wonky but I did actual barbell incline bench presses today

yep, lifting in March

[Lartinos]

yep, lifting in March

It looks like the the surgeries caught up with him as they eventually would. Having a fake stomach and then getting an implant while ego lifting was a recipe for disaster.

But the legal dream is still alive so he knows he will get the last word.

[dj181]

according to lyin brian that is a 19'' neck from years of sniffing other mens arses/ wrassling.

he's swimming in his suit too. haha. bullshitting fcuker

And his claim of having a legit 30 inch waist was total horseshit

First of all it wasn't a relaxed measurement he sucked it in with all is fucking might

Secondly it wasn't round the navel

Thirdly it was 31 fucking inches in his taped out photo 🤣🤣🤣🤣

What a fucking dipshit

[wes]

but he hasnt lifted in 9 months

and yet on here claimed he was lifting

hes a fcuking fantasist - I believe nothing he told us other than he got left money.

X 2

Fuck him !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

[Primemuscle]

Photo for reference lol

Hmmm, I do not remember Brian having so much hair. Did he buy a toupee/rug at HairClub or get Bosley transplants?

[BB]

Hmmm, I do not remember Brian having so much hair. Did he buy a toupee/rug at HairClub or get Bosley transplants?

Held together with hairspray and a prayer. He found a comb over that works, but if you see a closer shot it's all hollow underneath.

[Primemuscle]

Held together with hairspray and a prayer. He found a comb over that works, but if you see a closer shot it's all hollow underneath.

Maybe he took a cue from the Donald. 

[Phantom Spunker]

Nice to see Prime back on the G&O, getting stuck in like the old days! Brian's bullshit is the glue that keeps us all together.

[Skeletor]

Hmmm, I do not remember Brian having so much hair. Did he buy a toupee/rug at HairClub or get Bosley transplants?

Nice to see Prime back on the G&O, getting stuck in like the old days! Brian's bullshit is the glue that keeps us all together.

He wishes his hairpiece glue was as strong.

[Raymondo]

Photo for reference lol

Oh brother, the weight loss is real. Looks like someone had to lower the dose.

Also getting the old turkey neck now, I see.

[dj181]

Oh brother, the weight loss is real. Looks like someone had to lower the dose.

Also getting the old turkey neck now, I see.

I already pointed that out cheif

[Van_Bilderass]

.Jason Blaha almost looks better in his stolen suit (he rented it to be married in, then never returned it).

Someone I know bought a suit for a wedding, then carefully sewed the seal back on and returned it. No money spent!