Lyin' Brian Hankins

[Royalty]

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[mops]

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[Rambone]

Flyin’ Brian is stylin’ and profilin’ in that suit. I’d let him represent me, and I’d put down a hefty retainer, too.

[Flexacon]

His mind couldn't even comprehend that a tomato is botanically a fruit even when when mountains of evidence was presented.

He has zero chance when it comes to the nuances of the law. His win/loss record will look no better than his MMA one

[IroNat]

Bhanky looks like he'd sue in a NY minute.

[delon]

This may actually be the zenith of bhank's legal career ideation

He is playing "dress up" as per one of the key motivations on embarking on this path

The actual hard work and dealing with other human beings has not yet begun

[Skeletor]

He has zero chance when it comes to the nuances of the law. His win/loss record will look no better than his MMA one

He will not be a lawyer. The only way he shows up at a court room is as a defendant.

[Lartinos]

He will not be a lawyer. The only way he shows up at a court room is as a defendant.

Or when he sues the school for kicking him out.

[38 returns]

you know he wears that drakar noir one from the 80s lolol

post of the fucking day!!

 

he will follow it with kouros and jazz

sadly for brian women groups are aware of his past.

law school will be soon too.

[Sandrock]

Hankins is legit looking near death there.  The absolute worst he's ever looked.  His eyes seriously look 80.  They're nearly Joe Biden levels of walking corpse.  I figured Hanky would be dead by 57, probably between 52-54 but he's looking like he won't make 50 there.  Sitting around smoking all goddamn day is fucking retarded.

And that neck looks like it's never been exercised ever.

[nobody in particular]

is there any chance that he's had a health scare - perhaps enlarged heart and subsequently being on the verge or going into heart failure, based on years of ped gh and stimulant usage (and likely tobacco smoking) and that THAT is the catalyst for his downsizing?

[Lartinos]

is there any chance that he's had a health scare - perhaps enlarged heart and subsequently being on the verge or going into heart failure, based on years of ped gh and stimulant usage (and likely tobacco smoking) and that THAT is the catalyst for his downsizing?

That would explain how he suddenly said his time has passed and may explain 2 of his 3 recent surgeries- other than what appears like some sort of gyno surgery.

[joswift]

His mind couldn't even comprehend that a tomato is botanically a fruit even when when mountains of evidence was presented.

He has zero chance when it comes to the nuances of the law. His win/loss record will look no better than his MMA one

or that Tramadol was an opiate

[Van_Bilderass]

or that Tramadol was an opiate

Because it didn't make him itch. As if "science" would lie about something like that for no apparent reason. Same with Kratom. Some make a mistake and then just refuse to concede, because you're just not supposed to ever do that

[Raymondo]

or that Tramadol was an opiate

Because that would be admitting he was addicted to opiates

[Raymondo]

You guys think Bri will try to become a big time lawyer or something. Or that somehow an urgent, morally redeeming, million dollar paying trial case like in 'The Verdict' will come his way and wash away the fuck ups of an entire life.


He will probably just work part time on mickey mouse stuff his wife throws him via her connections in the big house. Backoffice type stuff where you never have to talk other people, never mind other lawyers or judges. Just file paperwork, send letters, etc.

[rocket]

You guys think Bri will try to become a big time lawyer or something. Or that somehow an urgent, morally redeeming, million dollar paying trial case like in 'The Verdict' will come his way and wash away the fuck ups of an entire life.


He will probably just work part time on mickey mouse stuff his wife throws him via her connections in the big house. Backoffice type stuff where you never have to talk other people, never mind other lawyers or judges. Just file paperwork, send letters, etc.

He hasn't denied that he is looking for an easy ride.

Putting that suit on, arching those eyebrows and managing to take a photo where he doesn't look autistic as fuck probably took all his energy for that day, as it is. 

[BB]

You guys think Bri will try to become a big time lawyer or something. Or that somehow an urgent, morally redeeming, million dollar paying trial case like in 'The Verdict' will come his way and wash away the fuck ups of an entire life.


He will probably just work part time on mickey mouse stuff his wife throws him via her connections in the big house. Backoffice type stuff where you never have to talk other people, never mind other lawyers or judges. Just file paperwork, send letters, etc.

If he finishes, I think he'll try to go big time, but settle into small time work. Before she got into government work, she was one of his ticket and traffic fixers, and she's still tight with her old boss, who was one of Brian's main lawyers. I could her asking her old boss to give Brian some low pressure job fixing tickets and other low level traffic things.

[38 returns]

don't worry

hes never finished anything in his life

law school will come and go

he seems to think his past wont catch up.

as you all know female safety on campus is a prime issue. he has a long history of assaulting women.

he IS a risk.

[Lartinos]

He hasn't denied that he is looking for an easy ride.

Putting that suit on, arching those eyebrows and managing to take a photo where he doesn't look autistic as fuck probably took all his energy for that day, as it is. 

He put himself in poor health and now doesn’t understand how grueling this challenge is going to be for him.

He has said his vision isn’t all there and makes it hard for him to read as he has aged.

Those big Neanderthal eyes are meant for hunting and not reading books.

Imagine meeting him as your lawyer and he is shaking all over the place; that’s how he is currently.

[IroNat]

How will Bhanky chase ambulances with his bone-on-bone knee joints?

Will he run them down on his tricycle?

[Humble Narcissist]

don't worry

hes never finished anything in his life

law school will come and go

he seems to think his past wont catch up.

as you all know female safety on campus is a prime issue. he has a long history of assaulting women.

he IS a risk.

It will be shocking if he finishes Law School. He should just buy a degree from a diploma mill, hang it on the wall and tell everyone he's a non practicing lawyer.

[webstar]

You guys think Bri will try to become a big time lawyer or something. Or that somehow an urgent, morally redeeming, million dollar paying trial case like in 'The Verdict' will come his way and wash away the fuck ups of an entire life.


He will probably just work part time on mickey mouse stuff his wife throws him via her connections in the big house. Backoffice type stuff where you never have to talk other people, never mind other lawyers or judges. Just file paperwork, send letters, etc.

Definitely not,

Brian is a kid. He gets a shiny toy that becomes his favourite toy for a while. Once he realizes he can’t play with others or no one is wowed by his new toy, he runs for the hills

The trike
Strict curling
Bodybuilding

Anything challenging he will run from.

Mind you, law school he will dabble with amphetamines perhaps for the first year.

Once they stop working, he will bail

[38 returns]

just a thought is he planning to go to college suited and booted???

the fucking moron?

hes playing dressing up

[IroNat]