I had a dream about DJ challenging me to a fight

[unwieldy]

I was a bit concerned due to his extensive claims about boxing prowess, so I grabbed him and broke his spine like a German shepherd. I felt sorry about it after as the realization dawned on me that I had just taken a life. But then realized he didn't have a life and I was acting in self defense and out of self preservation and fear for his aforementioned boxing prowess and intention to hurt me.

[Royalty]

I was a bit concerned due to his extensive claims about boxing prowess, so I grabbed him and broke his spine like a German shepherd. I felt sorry about it after as the realization dawned on me that I had just taken a life. But then realized he didn't have a life and I was acting in self defense and out of self preservation and fear for his aforementioned boxing prowess and intention to hurt me.

[Royalty]

unwieldy = Beakdoctor

Same style. Senseless ramblings that go nowhere.

I was a bit concerned due to his extensive claims about boxing prowess, so I grabbed him and broke his spine like a German shepherd. I felt sorry about it after as the realization dawned on me that I had just taken a life. But then realized he didn't have a life and I was acting in self defense and out of self preservation and fear for his aforementioned boxing prowess and intention to hurt me.

So the story goes, Roy and Dan were once besties. Hitting the weights,  in a friendly rivalry, then hitting the town looking for action. Always trying to "out do" each other.

Finally one day, much to their own surprise, they caught the curious looks of a couple homely young gals. This interest prompted a bit of one-up-manship from Roy. Trying to impress, he did his best imitation of Mike mentzer hitting a most muscular on muscle rock. As visions of mentzer & glory danced through his mind, royalty gave one final squeeze, trying to bring out every vein, every striation and best danimal once and for all. But that last bit of strain was more than roy could bare and a steaming, bile-like, stream of orange roughy burst forth from roy's trembling bowels and just like that his dreams of getting laid  faded faster than mentzer after the 1980 Olympia.

Danimal, in an act of self preservation, pretended like he didn't know roy and distanced himself from the ensuing stench. Danimal said out loud what everyone was thinking "Holy hell, what's that fucking smell?" and pointed at the sludge pooling at Royalty's feet. Danimal quickly spirited away the two homely young lasses, shielding them from the disgusting sight that had unfolded.

From that point on things were never the same between the two. Danimal was no longer a virgin while Roy became obsessed with mike mentzer and viewed danimal as the cause of the reck his life had become, in much the same way Mike came to view Arnold and the 80 Olympia.

Yep. Roy is somewhere right now with a warm cup of piss in his hand brooding over Danimals betrayal , replaying the day over and over in his head , thinking he may have been able to save face if only he had charged at danimal, waving his finger in his face like his hero did to Arnold in Sydney.

[Royalty]

Tell us unwieldy, have you had any more dreams? 😂

[Grape Ape]

I was a bit concerned due to his extensive claims about boxing prowess, so I grabbed him and broke his spine like a German shepherd. I felt sorry about it after as the realization dawned on me that I had just taken a life. But then realized he didn't have a life and I was acting in self defense and out of self preservation and fear for his aforementioned boxing prowess and intention to hurt me.

Gay Post of the Year reported to moderators.

[Donny]

talking about dreams i had a really weird one last night.. i honestly dreamt Ozzy Osbourne did a Tattoo on my left wrist  & signed it.
left wrist i have a Scotland tattoo & he somehow erased it & wanted to do a swallow tattoo with something else on there
fucking weird 

[38 returns]

talking about dreams i had a really weird one last night.. i honestly dreamt Ozzy Osbourne did a Tattoo on my left wrist  & signed it.
left wrist i have a Scotland tattoo & he somehow erased it & wanted to do a swallow tattoo with something else on there
fucking weird 

dont know how to break this to you donny

this is a common dream

it means you have stage 4 lymphatic cancer and a family member will be dead in a week.

OR

you will have a win on the bingo


one of these two for sure.

good luck!

[dj181]

talking about dreams i had a really weird one last night.. i honestly dreamt Ozzy Osbourne did a Tattoo on my left wrist  & signed it.
left wrist i have a Scotland tattoo & he somehow erased it & wanted to do a swallow tattoo with something else on there
fucking weird 

Back in the 70s and 80s only white trash got tats🤣🤣🤣

[Donny]

dont know how to break this to you donny

this is a common dream

it means you have stage 4 lymphatic cancer and a family member will be dead in a week.

OR

you will have a win on the bingo


one of these two for sure.

good luck!

 

[Donny]

Back in the 70s and 80s only white trash got tats🤣🤣🤣

I know a few guys from back then who would have smacked you like a little girl for that comment, most i knew had home made Indian ink tats..i did too but covered them later on.

[dj181]

I know a few guys from back then who would have smacked you like a little girl for that comment, most i knew had home made Indain ink tats..i did too but covered them later on.

Welp

I would have fought back with FULL FORCE👍

It was the attitude of the whole ducking USA regarding tats back then not mine theirs

I could not give a flying fuck tbh

[Donny]

Welp

I would have fought back with FULL FORCE👍

It was the attitude of the whole ducking USA regarding tats back then not mine theirs

I could not give a flying fuck tbh

you know nothing so i will pardon your ignorance

[dj181]

you know nothing so i will pardon your ignorance

Hahahahaha

Just reporting back what my shitshole country I stalled into my brain

[IroNat]

In the old daze the only tats you'd see were on guys who were in the armed forces like USMC with the anchor emblem or on Navy vets or Merchant Marine vets.

[38 returns]

or popeye

rumours the original spinach was full of dbol