Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)

[Rambone]

Nelly is spilling over here. Fly like a bird. Eat like an elephant.







Kwon approved WOOOOOOOOOOOssssshhhhhhh hh

[joswift]

Nelly is spilling over here. Fly like a bird. Eat like an elephant.







Kwon approved WOOOOOOOOOOOssssshhhhhhh hh

Elon Musk couldnt get her off the ground

[FitnessFrenzy]

sad that she turned into such a fat slob.

[Flexacon]

sad that she turned into such a fat slob.

If I was married to her 20 years ago and she got fat like that then I'd be pissed, but as an impartial observer let's say she's "quite interesting" as a perma bulker.

Would definitely keep her in the rotation.

[falco]

Nelly is spilling over here. Fly like a bird. Eat like an elephant.

And i thought my woman has some junk in the trunk..

[Humble Narcissist]

And i thought my woman has some junk in the trunk..

Nelly just has a much bigger trunk for the junk.

[joswift]

shes not got long before she "folds over" with spare tyres

Shes at max stretch now, any more and she will Lizzo

[Rambone]

shes not got long before she "folds over" with spare tyres

Shes at max stretch now, any more and she will Lizzo

At “max stretch” lmao!

[Kwon]

Nelly is spilling over here. Fly like a bird. Eat like an elephant.







Kwon approved WOOOOOOOOOOOssssshhhhhhh hh

DAMN


She is even thicker in that clip than ever before!



Id prefer if she stayed at this shape in this gif though and not more than that

[tacobender]

I’d still lick her from her pie all the way to her cigar burn

[oldschoolfan]

I’d still lick her from her pie all the way to her cigar burn

If you did that
That whore better return the favor and toss your taco salad 🥗

And while she’s doing that you can have man eater blasting in the background with a shit eating grin on your face

[IroNat]

Ozempic was invented for Nellie.

[Bevo]

I love Nelly Furtaco

[Kwon]

Smelly FurTaco

Furry NelTaco

[Humble Narcissist]

I’d still lick her from her pie all the way to her cigar burn

Furtado furburger.

[Krankenstein]

I’d still lick her from her pie all the way to her cigar burn

HA HA....I learn new terms every day.

Adding to the list:

balloon knot
pink / chocolate starfish
brown fruit loop

[falco]

It is my belief that a lot of training and cosmetic procedures go on on her, for that look. Average portuguese women don't look like that when obese. She must be very friendly with liposuction from her tummy to her butt. Abdominoplasty and such.

[Pet shop boys]

is that her AI version?




WooooSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[tacobender]

If you did that
That whore better return the favor and toss your taco salad 🥗

And while she’s doing that you can have man eater blasting in the background with a shit eating grin on your face

after I’m done spraying my love down her face. She is more than welcome to go ahead and suck the bean out of my asshole.

[Methyl m1ke]

Nelly is spilling over here. Fly like a bird. Eat like an elephant.







Kwon approved WOOOOOOOOOOOssssshhhhhhh hh

People pay money to see and hear that? The world has lost its mind.

[tacobender]

People pay money to see and hear that? The world has lost its mind.

like royalty

[AbrahamG]

My cock hasn't been this hard in months.  Thanks Nellie!

[Kwon]

THANKS NELLIE FURTACO!

[Humble Narcissist]

THANKS NELLIE FURTACO!

Any hot sauce with that?

[MAXX]

Nellie Fat-tard-o