Author Topic: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado) (Read 5664 times)

Rambone · « **Reply #75 on:** August 27, 2025, 02:09:01 PM »

Can’t tell if she’s winking, having a stroke or has Bell’s palsy JR style. Bah gawd!

dj181 · « **Reply #76 on:** August 27, 2025, 02:13:07 PM »

What's this dumb bitch weigh?

pamith · « **Reply #77 on:** August 27, 2025, 02:28:22 PM »

Quote from: Henda on August 09, 2025, 06:38:16 PM

Disgusting fat pig

Lmfao!

joswift · « **Reply #78 on:** August 27, 2025, 02:35:45 PM »

Quote from: dj181 on August 27, 2025, 02:13:07 PM

What's this dumb bitch weigh?

not sure but im sure she could eat you in one sitting

delon · « **Reply #79 on:** August 28, 2025, 01:42:27 AM »

Quote from: Phantom Spunker on August 27, 2025, 10:52:19 AM

Fuck me, this fat bastard is not playing around this off-season. She's cultivating some serious mass.

Quote from: Phantom Spunker on August 27, 2025, 11:35:57 AM

Haha, I'd be firing blanks from my pink snub-nose. This fucking pig has awakened some sort of primal beast in me. Currently googling fat Mexicans with SafeSearch turned off.

The fact her face hasnt gained much fat (relatively) and sort of kept its structure helps the look and I think is in part leading to some of the conflicted nature of the replies in this thread

gib · « **Reply #80 on:** August 28, 2025, 02:06:20 AM »

That is disguisting. Didn't she used to be hot?

Kwon · « **Reply #81 on:** August 28, 2025, 07:03:10 AM »

Quote from: gib on August 28, 2025, 02:06:20 AM

That is disguisting. Didn't she used to be hot?

She was cute before, but then she TURNED HOT in the past few years!

IroNat · « **Reply #82 on:** August 28, 2025, 08:04:02 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 28, 2025, 07:03:10 AM

She was cute before, but then she TURNED HOT in the past few years!

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #83 on:** August 28, 2025, 08:49:35 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 28, 2025, 07:03:10 AM

She was cute before, but then she TURNED HOT in the past few years!

FAT not hot.

Kwon · « **Reply #84 on:** August 28, 2025, 08:51:30 AM »

Hotter than EVER today!

Observe the Thiccness Evolution during the Years!

Timeline added here

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #85 on:** August 28, 2025, 08:53:46 AM »

^^^2006 was her best year.

Kwon · « **Reply #86 on:** August 28, 2025, 08:54:31 AM »

THICC!

Doesnt get any better than this!

Team 2010 and onwards!

MOVIE

Kwon · « **Reply #87 on:** August 28, 2025, 08:57:36 AM »

NELLYCLIP 1

NELLYCLIP 2

AbrahamG · « **Reply #88 on:** August 28, 2025, 10:39:31 PM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 28, 2025, 07:03:10 AM

She was cute before, but then she TURNED HOT in the past few years!

My fuckin man!

unwieldy · « **Reply #89 on:** August 31, 2025, 01:43:43 AM »

Quote from: Rambone on August 27, 2025, 11:27:33 AM

Who had a better offseason, Nick Walker or Nelly Furtado?

Nelly, not even close. Can't wait to see her glorious gains to be revealed after shredding down to 240

unwieldy · « **Reply #90 on:** August 31, 2025, 01:46:15 AM »

Quote from: Kwon on August 28, 2025, 08:57:36 AM

NELLYCLIP 1

NELLYCLIP 2

I feel this may have been her peak. What year was this?

Methyl m1ke · « **Reply #91 on:** August 31, 2025, 02:31:00 AM »

Just fuck a real cow ffs

Taffin · « **Reply #92 on:** August 31, 2025, 04:15:59 AM »

Got here late - had no idea who this was so ignored thread until now - my mistake LOL

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Quote from: AbrahamG on August 09, 2025, 09:15:00 PM

A fat bitch without tits. Nothing worse except a fat bitch without tits who smokes.

How about a fat bitch without tits who smokes who has a super hairy minge? I'm talking a real greasy fur burger sort of thing

Quote from: galain on August 09, 2025, 10:58:44 PM

i'm not sure I'd say she's 'rocking' anything.

Yeah, more 'wobbling' than rocking

Quote from: obsidian on August 11, 2025, 12:43:27 AM

I had to look up her younger photos. Yes, she became a train wreck. Aging sucks!

So do fat girls. They'll do anything you tell them to due to their low self esteem

Quote from: Phantom Spunker on August 27, 2025, 11:35:57 AM

Haha, I'd be firing blanks from my pink snub-nose. This fucking pig has awakened some sort of primal beast in me. Currently googling fat Mexicans with SafeSearch turned off.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Mexicana/

Quote from: Humble Narcissist on August 28, 2025, 08:49:35 AM

FAT not hot.

Fot.

Humble Narcissist · « **Reply #93 on:** September 01, 2025, 07:48:28 AM »

Quote from: Taffin on August 31, 2025, 04:15:59 AM

Got here late - had no idea who this was so ignored thread until now - my mistake LOL

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How about a fat bitch without tits who smokes who has a super hairy minge? I'm talking a real greasy fur burger sort of thing

Yeah, more 'wobbling' than rocking

So do fat girls. They'll do anything you tell them to due to their low self esteem

https://www.reddit.com/r/Mexicana/

Fot.

Fot is a good term.

gib · « **Reply #94 on:** September 01, 2025, 11:27:28 AM »

Quote from: unwieldy on August 31, 2025, 01:46:15 AM

I feel this may have been her peak. What year was this?

That would have to be one of the largest and longest camelstoes I have ever seen. One could fit a horse in that thing...

tacobender · « **Reply #95 on:** September 01, 2025, 11:44:12 PM »

She prob has a fat fucking 🥧 I’m sure even that shakes too

unwieldy · « **Reply #96 on:** September 01, 2025, 11:52:24 PM »

Quote from: gib on September 01, 2025, 11:27:28 AM

That would have to be one of the largest and longest camelstoes I have ever seen. One could fit a horse in that thing...

I looked up some facts and wondered if you would reconsider your statement :-D

Veterinary and animal reproduction literature reports measurements for stallion penis (erect) girth/circumference, though values vary by breed and study. Typical reported erect circumference (girth) for adult stallions is roughly 25–40 cm (10–16 in), with larger draft breeds toward the upper end and smaller breeds/ponies toward the lower end.

Kwon · « **Reply #97 on:** September 02, 2025, 07:16:40 AM »

Kwon · « **Reply #98 on:** September 02, 2025, 07:18:01 AM »

Quote from: unwieldy on August 31, 2025, 01:46:15 AM

I feel this may have been her peak. What year was this?

Last year i think.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #99 on:** September 02, 2025, 08:20:32 PM »

Quote from: Taffin on August 31, 2025, 04:15:59 AM

Got here late - had no idea who this was so ignored thread until now - my mistake LOL

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How about a fat bitch without tits who smokes who has a super hairy minge? I'm talking a real greasy fur burger sort of thing

Yeah, more 'wobbling' than rocking

So do fat girls. They'll do anything you tell them to due to their low self esteem

https://www.reddit.com/r/Mexicana/

Fot.

Firing squad. Bullets not cocks.