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1977:
Born
Named "the devil"
1989:
Becomes a humanitarian. Fights tirelessly to campaign for child rights after being made to work at Vail Ski Resort without being adequately compensated. Is formally invited to address the United Nations General Assembly after they adopt the Convention on the Rights of the Child.
While there, in a shocking display of learned behavior, Brian follows in his father’s footsteps and shoves his nose up his secretary’s fanny and takes a huge whiff. In this instance, the secretary happens to be Audrey Hepburn and Brian accomplishes the one and only cool thing he will ever do.
1990:
Becomes an absolute steely-eyed killer. Starts manhandling heavyweight wrestlers on the mat and slamming kids on their heads in competitions. Also blitzes the cross-country records at school and becomes a national-level runner. Hasn't yet realized that he can't outrun his homosexual tendencies and cowardly nature.
2001:
Paid off a house in cash
Paid off a Porsche in cash
Had at least 100,000 in the bank
2003:
he only had $500 cash - info from delon
2008, May:
Fights Chris Snydor - loses
2010:
his dad dies. He inherits millions.
April 2015
Cussed out judges before Mr Maui contest, accuses them of bias after placing last
April 2019
Rocky the serval disappears
2020:
Diagnosed with Chrohns disease.
November 2020
Arrested
2021:
Not allowed to leave his state
February 2021
Arrested
March 2021
Arrested
July 2022
Worked a week and a half at Lowe's
July 2023
Failed "world record" "strict curl"
2024, November:
LSAT second attempt
2024, November:
$20,000 for failed pec surgery
2025:
- kicked out of law school
- sells the kitty hawk mansion
