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Mr Johnson is 'going viral' (oh brother) for his new look - is it:

AIDS
3 (6%)
Cancer
1 (2%)
Heart scare
23 (46%)
Downsizing for a mainstream role
7 (14%)
His clinic got busted
2 (4%)
Definitely AIDS
14 (28%)

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2025, 02:11:15 PM »





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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2025, 02:15:03 PM »




Hmmmm who's the Blonde with the Big Tits 😊 ??

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2025, 02:16:09 PM »
Expecting zero responses BTW because who actually GAF?  ;D


His head hasn't shrunk !! 😄

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2025, 02:24:54 PM »
He's turning into a light, bright, Scatman Crothers look-a-like.

The Rock is currently recovering in bed after being endlessly roasted by online trolls

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2025, 02:53:09 PM »
Probably starting to have liver issues

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2025, 04:29:25 PM »
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Emily Blunt is so fucking hot. I’d fuck her in front of my wife. ATM too, not sure if who’d be on the reciting end but I take it.  Love that chick.

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2025, 05:26:23 PM »

Hmmmm who's the Blonde with the Big Tits 😊 ??

It was a test and you passed.  You sir are no homo.

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2025, 05:39:36 PM »
Looks like Jean Claude VanDamme
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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #33 on: September 01, 2025, 05:40:24 PM »
Doesn't have to be a health scare, could simply be that he's tired of the extreme routine it takes to hold that muscle. Not just PEDs but the diet and lifting too.

Compared to the average dude his age he's still extremely muscular obviously. Any doc who didn't know him would simply marvel at the physique, it would seem "impossible."

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #34 on: September 01, 2025, 05:41:47 PM »
Health scare for sure.

Guessing heart valve

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #35 on: September 01, 2025, 07:37:53 PM »
It was a test and you passed.  You sir are no homo.


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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #36 on: September 01, 2025, 08:49:18 PM »
Mr Johnson is 'going viral'

Mr Johnson went AIDS viral

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #37 on: September 01, 2025, 08:50:34 PM »
His face is aging fast,  some deep lines on there.

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #38 on: September 01, 2025, 08:59:46 PM »
He's turning into a light, bright, Scatman Crothers look-a-like.

Scatman is the worst name of all time.  Even worse when it's a brown guy.  Might as well be named "Anthropomorphic Feces Man".  Or more obviously, ShitMan.  And since I said Shitman, I must post this:



And since I posted that, I must post Green Jello's all time classic, the only CEREAL KILLER not scared of Hankins:




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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #39 on: September 01, 2025, 09:10:58 PM »
Also The Rock has the most separation between the heads of his sternocleidomastoid that I've ever seen.

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #40 on: September 02, 2025, 12:17:31 AM »
His estrogen levels must've been skyrocketing lately


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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #41 on: September 02, 2025, 04:53:25 AM »
He will have tough time looking average like the Pollos hermano's dude" which is probably less than average

The Rock gives me the vibe that although a super successful star, he is a very insecure individual.




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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #42 on: September 02, 2025, 05:24:00 AM »
He will have tough time looking average like the Pollos hermano's dude" which is probably less than average

The Rock gives me the vibe that although a super successful star, he is a very insecure individual.




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He has it written in all his movie contracts that he can't loose a fight. 

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #43 on: September 02, 2025, 05:53:06 AM »

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #44 on: September 02, 2025, 05:54:08 AM »
Aids



He looks like a fashion guru now



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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #45 on: September 02, 2025, 06:01:13 AM »
Is this the character that The Rock lost weight to play?  He looks pretty large here.  Did this character get AIDS half way through the film or something?


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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #46 on: September 02, 2025, 06:24:53 AM »
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Emily Blunt is so fucking hot. I’d fuck her in front of my wife. ATM too, not sure if who’d be on the reciting end but I take it.  Love that chick.

She did it for me in that exoskeleton movie with Big Tom Cruise.

loco that photo looks like it may have been touched up with an AI tool.

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #47 on: September 02, 2025, 06:28:22 AM »
Is this the character that The Rock lost weight to play?  He looks pretty large here.  Did this character get AIDS half way through the film or something?



Article in the Daily Mail says he lost 60 lbs to play Mark Kerr.

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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #48 on: September 02, 2025, 06:33:01 AM »
loco that photo looks like it may have been touched up with an AI tool.

I don't think so.  He looks just as large in the trailer:


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Re: The Rock's new slimline look
« Reply #49 on: September 02, 2025, 06:53:32 AM »
These guys are so insecure that they would create some bogus movie for which they need to lose 100 lbs, just to cover up their failing health. I would respect them more if they could be honest about it all, but of course their fragile ego does not allow them.