Author Topic: 2025 Italy Pro - Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed this weekend?  (Read 3331 times)

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Look at his competitors lol. He will look like a swimmer next to them. Will his ego recover when he places like 12th place at the show?




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He just needs to load up on seo, which im sure he will.

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Under Markus tutelage and mentorship with the floodgates opened, I am looking forward to witnessing his ascent into ifbb superstardom

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Urs is not big enough. He has great calves and shape though. Will have to see what he looks like on the stage. I wish him well.

YouTube thumbnail is photoshopped by the way - his arms don't look like that in the video.


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Markus looks healthy for 75

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Markus looks healthy for 75
He's still big, in his day he was just the biggest mass monster

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He'll do well..for him. It's smaller show. He's going to have bring conditioning other wise if he stands next to Oliva or Budeshim (sp) he'll get wrecked. Needs to stay in classic.

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Who knows, he might surprise a lot of doubters. I just saw a bit of a video on Nick's channel where he said Urs has been as heavy as 280 with a lean ass LOL! Urs says he would have to burn off 35lbs of pure muscle now to make weight for classic, which he claims has already taken a toll on his health, mentally too, in past shows. Nick speculated that Brazilian guy might make the switch too.

So he has small arms. But look at how shitty many of the other guys look. If he brings the best conditioning it can bump up his placing a lot. Isn't this type of physique what "we" have wanted to see in open bodybuilding? :D

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Who knows, he might surprise a lot of doubters. I just saw a bit of a video on Nick's channel where he said Urs has been as heavy as 280 with a lean ass LOL! Urs says he would have to burn off 35lbs of pure muscle now to make weight for classic, which he claims has already taken a toll on his health, mentally too, in past shows. Nick speculated that Brazilian guy might make the switch too.

So he has small arms. But look at how shitty many of the other guys look. If he brings the best conditioning it can bump up his placing a lot. Isn't this type of physique what "we" have wanted to see in open bodybuilding? :D
Dorian had terrible arms too after all.

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He'll do well..for him. It's smaller show. He's going to have bring conditioning other wise if he stands next to Oliva or Budeshim (sp) he'll get wrecked. Needs to stay in classic.

He's outgrown classic in my opinion.  I think he should do smaller open shows and gradually come in heavier.

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Re: Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed at the Italy Pro this weekend?
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2025, 09:28:23 PM »
He's so much smaller than everyone else. His arms suck. If he places it will be because of his name.

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Re: Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed at the Italy Pro this weekend?
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2025, 06:49:07 AM »

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Re: 2025 Italy Pro - Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed this weekend?
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2025, 09:25:33 AM »
Markus still has old oil in his biceps, from his heyday.

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Re: 2025 Italy Pro - Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed this weekend?
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2025, 10:11:43 AM »
Markus arms look very strange.

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Re: Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed at the Italy Pro this weekend?
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2025, 12:48:36 PM »
He's outgrown classic in my opinion.  I think he should do smaller open shows and gradually come in heavier.

Then IMO, he's going to have to take at least a solid year off to just train, eat and grow then think about something in year two.

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Re: Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed at the Italy Pro this weekend?
« Reply #15 on: September 03, 2025, 04:49:42 PM »
Then IMO, he's going to have to take at least a solid year off to just train, eat and grow then think about something in year two.

I agree with that.  Curious to see how much bigger he comes in this weekend and what the conditioning level is.

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Re: Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed at the Italy Pro this weekend?
« Reply #16 on: September 03, 2025, 07:20:03 PM »
I agree with that.  Curious to see how much bigger he comes in this weekend and what the conditioning level is.

A good 15-20lbs

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Re: Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed at the Italy Pro this weekend?
« Reply #17 on: September 03, 2025, 07:22:35 PM »
A good 15-20lbs

Anything more than 20 and he wont be conditioned (in my opinion). 

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Re: 2025 Italy Pro - Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed this weekend?
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2025, 02:56:21 PM »
BREAKING NEWS: Urs gets a haircut! He looks every bit of 27 years old.

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Re: 2025 Italy Pro - Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed this weekend?
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2025, 05:54:11 PM »
Urs needs to visit the judges all of them in there hotel rooms and bring his ass ! And show them why he is called the Berlin beast

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Re: 2025 Italy Pro - Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed this weekend?
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2025, 05:57:43 PM »
Looks like banks

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Re: 2025 Italy Pro - Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed this weekend?
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2025, 07:53:48 PM »
2 words......He`s fucked!

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Re: Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed at the Italy Pro this weekend?
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2025, 08:54:47 PM »
Dorian had terrible arms too after all.
His arms were good and made his lats appear bigger. Had more flow. Ronnie was a jumbled mess in some shots because his arms were so big.

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Re: 2025 Italy Pro - Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed this weekend?
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2025, 05:07:47 AM »
BREAKING NEWS: Urs gets a haircut! He looks every bit of 27 years old.
He looks 42 ???

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Re: 2025 Italy Pro - Will Miraclebear Urs Kalecinski get destroyed this weekend?
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2025, 05:58:03 AM »
Where did he place? 16th?