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Who has the severest retardation?

Bell
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Blaha
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Guru Battle - Blaha vs Bell
« on: September 03, 2025, 12:08:14 PM »
Mark Bell in his sandbag hat -

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Blaha barefoot running suburban Huston because that's how Africa develops it's strongest runners -

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Re: Guru Battle - Blaha vs Bell
« Reply #1 on: September 03, 2025, 12:22:33 PM »
GURU WARS


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Re: Guru Battle - Blaha vs Bell
« Reply #2 on: September 03, 2025, 12:46:18 PM »
Mark Bell is a sunburned and leather tanned looney tunes wack job who recommends drinking glasses of table sugar and water, eating gummy bears and pasta for dinner, and looks like an unstable and insane elderly person with  decaying and deformed veins all over.
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Re: Guru Battle - Blaha vs Bell
« Reply #3 on: September 03, 2025, 12:48:44 PM »
Mark Bell is a sunburned and leather tanned looney tunes wack job who recommends drinking glasses of table sugar and water, eating gummy bears and pasta for dinner, and looks like an unstable and insane elderly person with  decaying and deformed veins all over.

Still comes across as the picture of sanity compared to Blaha, though.

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Re: Guru Battle - Blaha vs Bell
« Reply #4 on: September 03, 2025, 12:58:10 PM »
Still comes across as the picture of sanity compared to Blaha, though.
Agreed
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Re: Guru Battle - Blaha vs Bell
« Reply #5 on: September 03, 2025, 01:47:24 PM »
Always hated the "guru" labels for anyone. If you think of yourself as a "guru" it's just means you're not willing to learn anything else.

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Re: Guru Battle - Blaha vs Bell
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2025, 12:09:31 AM »
Never heard of Bell but Blaha is a colossal loser.

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Re: Guru Battle - Blaha vs Bell
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2025, 02:58:06 AM »
Always hated the "guru" labels for anyone. If you think of yourself as a "guru" it's just means you're not willing to learn anything else.

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Re: Guru Battle - Blaha vs Bell
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2025, 03:57:50 AM »
Bell looks like a gay sultan here. Is he planning on selling that goofy ass thing?

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Re: Guru Battle - Blaha vs Bell
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2025, 06:41:53 AM »
Bell looks like a gay sultan here. Is he planning on selling that goofy ass thing?

Wouldn't be surprised if he was getting kick-backs from the company, he's been pitching them and the company all summer -

https://hyperwear.com/collections/workout-sandbags .

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Re: Guru Battle - Blaha vs Bell
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2025, 02:19:45 PM »
I AM GETTING A TOTAL BHANKS VIBE FROM BELL NO??THE LOOK,THE RAMBLINGS,THE DIET, WOW,,

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Re: Guru Battle - Blaha vs Bell
« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2025, 05:16:44 AM »
at least Bell has made some contributions to lifting - the slingshot has some application for shoulder/pec rehab (it aint a magic wand but it has some benefit imo) - he also used to do some decent interviews once upon a time (the last one I think I watched with interest was Tommy Wishbone - to make this getbig relevant).

Blaha on the other hand is a snivelling snitching bitter jealous bitch who has contributed nothing to lifting or society at large, a welfare defrauding leech.

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Re: Guru Battle - Blaha vs Bell
« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2025, 08:07:50 AM »
at least Bell has made some contributions to lifting - the slingshot has some application for shoulder/pec rehab (it aint a magic wand but it has some benefit imo) - he also used to do some decent interviews once upon a time (the last one I think I watched with interest was Tommy Wishbone - to make this getbig relevant).

Blaha on the other hand is a snivelling snitching bitter jealous bitch who has contributed nothing to lifting or society at large, a welfare defrauding leech.
He contributed to society by being a genius super soldier galactic overlord. You are safe sleeping at night because of him.