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Choose three things
« on: September 06, 2025, 04:00:15 AM »
1. 100 million dollars
2. massive cock
3. the perfect physique (accoring to yourself)
4. 10/10 girlfriend
5. 150 IQ with normal social skills
6. large social circle and great friends   
7. A successful business where you only have to work 10 hours per week
8. A masters degree and a Ph.D. of your own choosing
9. An MMA match against bhank
10. To be the most respected poster on Getbig
11. To be selected to visit mars and the moon
12. network with 10 people of your choise - as much as you want

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #1 on: September 06, 2025, 04:19:16 AM »
1,3, and 4 if it includes the inside.

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #2 on: September 06, 2025, 04:22:00 AM »
1 10 5

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #3 on: September 06, 2025, 05:04:49 AM »
1

3

Be 6'4"

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #4 on: September 06, 2025, 06:09:53 AM »
#1 could get you most - if not all - of the rest on that list.

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #5 on: September 06, 2025, 06:16:06 AM »
Can think of several getbiggers who should choose 11 provided it's a one-way trip.

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #6 on: September 06, 2025, 06:29:37 AM »
1. 100 million dollars
2. massive cock
3. the perfect physique (accoring to yourself)
4. 10/10 girlfriend
5. 150 IQ with normal social skills
6. large social circle and great friends   
7. A successful business where you only have to work 10 hours per week
8. A masters degree and a Ph.D. of your own choosing
9. An MMA match against bhank
10. To be the most respected poster on Getbig
11. To be selected to visit mars and the moon
12. network with 10 people of your choise - as much as you want

1, 3, 6.

1) That is generational wealth. I doubt I could even spend the interest that comes off of that much.

3) I'm thinking health comes with this, so health is wealth. I'm taking this.

6) You need people to share it with. I could lead a perfectly happy life with good people to share it with. A business start up here, some charity work there, and leisure as a fall back.

Yes, those are my picks.

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #7 on: September 06, 2025, 06:45:52 AM »
I’d be happy with just the 100 million wouldn’t need nowt else, massive cock would be nice as mines fucking tiny but with 100 million I wouldn’t even need that

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #8 on: September 06, 2025, 07:07:46 AM »
8. A masters degree and a Ph.D. of your own choosing, in my case genderstudies

10. To be the most respected poster on Getbig

12. network with 10 people of your choice - as much as you want

Networking with Stalin, Lenin, Putin, Bhanks, Tbombz, Kim Jong Un, Kim Jong Il, Saddam Hussein, Emperor Shaddam and Carlos Estevez.






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Real choices though:

1. 100 million dollars

3. the perfect physique (according to yourself) aka Ideal height, weight, bodyfatlevel and insertions. Very tough ligaments

7. A successful business where you only have to work 10 hours per week
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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #9 on: September 06, 2025, 07:35:20 AM »
Just number one. the ship has long sailed on the rest. :D :D :D :D
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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2025, 07:57:44 AM »
1, 3, 6.

1) That is generational wealth. I doubt I could even spend the interest that comes off of that much.

3) I'm thinking health comes with this, so health is wealth. I'm taking this.

6) You need people to share it with. I could lead a perfectly happy life with good people to share it with. A business start up here, some charity work there, and leisure as a fall back.

Yes, those are my picks.

Bingo

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2025, 08:22:57 AM »
I can’t believe Getbiggers kept reading past the first 3 choices

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2025, 08:30:41 AM »
Getbiggers have all that already.

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2025, 10:02:00 AM »
1

3

Be 6'4"
No bank account to deposit it in

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2025, 10:04:36 AM »
1....3...5

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #15 on: September 06, 2025, 10:05:57 AM »
Wood Hankins has all of these except the Mars one

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #16 on: September 06, 2025, 11:32:23 AM »
I’d be happy with just the 100 million wouldn’t need nowt else, massive cock would be nice as mines fucking tiny but with 100 million I wouldn’t even need that

Henda, how tiny??!?!
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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #17 on: September 06, 2025, 04:08:43 PM »
Henda, how tiny??!?!

Very tiny in its flaccid state my friend, I think I’ve told the story before of how while having a night of drinks at one of my best mate Bradley’s parents house and I was taking a piss whrn suddenly the bathroom door burst open and Bradley came running in and started pissing in the sink adjacent to the toilet, then casually glanced over and said “Henda, me and you have got tiny cocks” Bradley at the time was a near 300lbs fatass do to be lumped in the same category as him suggests it’s nothing special size wise haha

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #18 on: September 06, 2025, 06:50:03 PM »
Very tiny in its flaccid state my friend, I think I’ve told the story before of how while having a night of drinks at one of my best mate Bradley’s parents house and I was taking a piss whrn suddenly the bathroom door burst open and Bradley came running in and started pissing in the sink adjacent to the toilet, then casually glanced over and said “Henda, me and you have got tiny cocks” Bradley at the time was a near 300lbs fatass do to be lumped in the same category as him suggests it’s nothing special size wise haha

Yeah but flaccid really don’t matter. Most men are growers, not showers anyway!
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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #19 on: September 06, 2025, 07:08:02 PM »
Yeah but flaccid really don’t matter. Most men are growers, not showers anyway!

Haha true mate mine just especially small when flaccid, another incident was in ayia Napa on a holiday with mates and the back and forth pranks between us got a bit out of hand and 2 of us stuffed another lads dress shirts into the toilet and pissed on them, a photo was taken unbeknownst to us but the angle meant only my tiddler was visible, dehydration from a week of sun and alcohol had taken its toll so looked especially small my mate had the photo and for about 6 months following the holiday showed everyone even lasses we would meet when out and about in the car. One glorious day I found his car unlocked and was able to retrieve the photo and destroy it was best day of my life ha

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #20 on: September 06, 2025, 07:48:39 PM »
Haha true mate mine just especially small when flaccid, another incident was in ayia Napa on a holiday with mates and the back and forth pranks between us got a bit out of hand and 2 of us stuffed another lads dress shirts into the toilet and pissed on them, a photo was taken unbeknownst to us but the angle meant only my tiddler was visible, dehydration from a week of sun and alcohol had taken its toll so looked especially small my mate had the photo and for about 6 months following the holiday showed everyone even lasses we would meet when out and about in the car. One glorious day I found his car unlocked and was able to retrieve the photo and destroy it was best day of my life ha


Henda, do not worry, I still love you.

But we need to clarify just how tiny it is. Please send a picture to Tbombz for confirmation.
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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #21 on: September 06, 2025, 08:14:56 PM »
Puny Pecker Of Peace   ;D

In spite of being hung like a parakeet I still love ya` Henda !!   ;)

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #22 on: September 06, 2025, 08:52:21 PM »
I cant meet or live like Jesus? And your definition of a 10? Just looks or looks+personality? Can I make her a getbiggers wife?

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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2025, 01:23:05 AM »
Haha true mate mine just especially small when flaccid, another incident was in ayia Napa on a holiday with mates and the back and forth pranks between us got a bit out of hand and 2 of us stuffed another lads dress shirts into the toilet and pissed on them, a photo was taken unbeknownst to us but the angle meant only my tiddler was visible, dehydration from a week of sun and alcohol had taken its toll so looked especially small my mate had the photo and for about 6 months following the holiday showed everyone even lasses we would meet when out and about in the car. One glorious day I found his car unlocked and was able to retrieve the photo and destroy it was best day of my life ha

Hahaha comedy gold


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Re: Choose three things
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2025, 02:16:24 AM »
1. $100 million

3. Perfect physique/health

12. Network with 10 people of choice, not necessarily to make more money, but also for any hobbies, sports or interests I have, I could meet the best people in those fields.