Imagine for a moment that you and Rory venture on a vacation to the UK. You decide to visit some of the smaller cities. After a night of watching a theater performance, you go to a local steak house. Waiting in line to be seated, you can't believe what you are seeing at first. In front of you in the line, you see the mystical muscular brute in real life.
Standing at an angle to you, you see the black chest hair popping up from a slightly wrinkled Ralph Lauren polo shirt, which is a bit tight around the bulging biceps. His hands are a bit dirty from a day of working with laying down a driveway. The key to his work van is jingling nervously from one of his fingers. He is also talking to one of his mates, who is also in line. You are the only one in the restaurant, who knows that he has both a tiny tiddler and a big heart.
How do you react?
