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Your ideal job
« on: September 10, 2025, 09:21:13 AM »
Been thinking deeply bout this and I would love to be a vigilante hunter who kills those who harm big cats and sweet little cubbies in Africa with snares and hunting them

Would love to blast bullets deep inside their worthless skulls

I would do this job without pay in fact

I wish such a job existed

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2025, 09:22:54 AM »
Been thinking deeply bout this and I would love to be a vigilante hunter who kills those who harm big cats and sweet little cubbies in Africa with snares and hunting them

Would love to blast bullets deep inside their worthless skulls

I would do this job without pay in fact

I wish such a job existed
How old are you again  ???

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2025, 09:23:20 AM »
Does trust fund count as a job?

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2025, 09:23:40 AM »
if i could get a job sticking your worthless fucking head through a brick wall Id do it for free
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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2025, 09:25:59 AM »
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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2025, 09:28:08 AM »
Been thinking deeply bout this and I would love to be a vigilante hunter who kills those who harm big cats and sweet little cubbies in Africa with snares and hunting them

Would love to blast bullets deep inside their worthless skulls

I would do this job without pay in fact

I wish such a job existed


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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2025, 09:30:30 AM »
I want to be a fireman and and a cowboy when I grow up.

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2025, 09:39:32 AM »
I want to be dj's step dad.

I could call him on video when I'm balls deep in his mum.

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2025, 09:48:23 AM »
hes a fucking mentally ill child

he sits around all day in his squat/bedsit staring into space while random ideas pop into his empty head and then he posts them here because he thinks we are all his friends waiting on his every word.

Hes worse than hankins post wise but Brian has him on being a worse person

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2025, 09:55:13 AM »
Been thinking deeply bout this and I would love to be a vigilante hunter who kills those who harm big cats and sweet little cubbies in Africa with snares and hunting them

Would love to blast bullets deep inside their worthless skulls

I would do this job without pay in fact

I wish such a job existed

That job exists. At least in southern Africa.

They're called game wardens and protect wildlife from poachers and track the poachers and hunt them down.

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2025, 10:52:27 AM »
That job exists. At least in southern Africa.

They're called game wardens and protect wildlife from poachers and track the poachers and hunt them down.

Yeah but they cant murder them right?

If not then im not interested

Strange I still have so much anger and rage as I haven't had a cheque.drop in over 3 weeks and my androgen testosterone is very very low 30 mgs twice a week or a whopping 60 mgs a week

Deca has zero andronecity and is a pure anabolic

Also my sonapax and Seroquel are supposed to keep.me on an even keel

Well. Guess not

Androgens can cause rage anger and aggression and my androgen load is minuscule

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2025, 10:56:16 AM »
Been thinking deeply bout this and I would love to be a vigilante hunter who kills those who harm big cats and sweet little cubbies in Africa with snares and hunting them

Would love to blast bullets deep inside their worthless skulls

I would do this job without pay in fact

I wish such a job existed

Would love to be the headman killing all neeguls that are sentenced to death, via electric chair (being the one activating the current), injection etc

Wouldnt mind being the one injecting with the syringe and not doing it via system.

Read Utah and Idaho will still use Firing Squad if Lethal Injection isnt available? Id be up for that too.
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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2025, 10:59:04 AM »
I want to be a fireman and and a cowboy when I grow up.
   
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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2025, 11:00:35 AM »
22 gauge, outer thigh

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2025, 11:01:07 AM »
This is the most realistic job idea you’ve had so far.

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2025, 11:02:02 AM »
Would love to be the headman killing all neeguls that are sentenced to death, via electric chair (being the one activating the current), injection etc

Wouldnt mind being the one injecting with the syringe and not doing it via system.

Read Utah and Idaho will still use Firing Squad if Lethal Injection isnt available? Id be up for that too.

That would be good

But id rather see the pain and fear in their eyes as I blast their skulls full of lead

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2025, 11:02:33 AM »
This is the most realistic job idea you’ve had so far.

With my rage and.anger yes it is actually

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2025, 11:21:36 AM »
Yeah but they cant murder them right?

If not then im not interested

Strange I still have so much anger and rage as I haven't had a cheque.drop in over 3 weeks and my androgen testosterone is very very low 30 mgs twice a week or a whopping 60 mgs a week

Deca has zero andronecity and is a pure anabolic

Also my sonapax and Seroquel are supposed to keep.me on an even keel

Well. Guess not

Androgens can cause rage anger and aggression and my androgen load is minuscule

If they encounter each other, it's a fire-fight.

Poachers are regularly shot dead by game wardens.

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2025, 11:25:33 AM »
If they encounter each other, it's a fire-fight.

Poachers are regularly shot dead by game wardens.

Wow!!!

That's fucking awesome!!!

I didn't know about that.

Can you just go there and do it or do you have to train alot for it?

And do you know who Kevin Richardson is?

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2025, 11:40:09 AM »
Can you just go there and do it or do you have to train alot for it?

Translation: if it requires me to focus on something for more than 3 days I'm out
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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #20 on: September 10, 2025, 11:48:01 AM »
Translation: if it requires me to focus on something for more than 3 days I'm out

Mom has put her foot down and she is cutting down on the cash that she sends me on a monthly basis, and yeah i could make more cash on my own by working harder and getting more students but id rather just stay lasy and train at the gym 3 or 4 times a day (actually i have cut it down to 2 or 3)

Anyways, need some advices on what to do bout eating on a budget

I usually go to mcds for breakie and another meal and then to sucksfags ancestors ching chong rest for 3rd meal or to pizza slut, but now i have to cut that down to once a day and have more meals at home but i rather refuse to cook so home meals have to be something i can eat without preparing, yes i really am that lazy lol

Guess i could stick to tuna out of the can and peanut butter out of the jar as i refuse to even make a sandwich lulz

The cals will now drop by defult so i guess we will see how well dbol works in a cal deficiet

Maybe one of you fellas could prepare meals for me catering style and send them on over my way 😁


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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #21 on: September 10, 2025, 11:54:40 AM »
With my rage and.anger yes it is actually

Maybe mommy can buy you a rifle and off you go to sniper them in the act.

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #22 on: September 10, 2025, 11:58:38 AM »
Translation: if it requires me to focus on something for more than 3 days I'm out

Hahahahaha

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #23 on: September 10, 2025, 12:00:37 PM »


Hahahahaha

That was 8 FUCKKING years ago

Now I realize I can't keep a job and I end up getting fired within 6 weeks

FACT

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Re: Your ideal job
« Reply #24 on: September 10, 2025, 12:03:05 PM »
Maybe mommy can buy you a rifle and off you go to sniper them in the act.

Would love that

Ideally hunt and kill these fucking pieces of shit part of the day and raise lions like Kevin Richardson the other part of the day

Love Gabby to death