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Desktop Muscle Dolls - You can now get them!
« on: September 10, 2025, 06:18:32 PM »
I always expected something like this; I am surprised it didn't happen sooner.  It is now possible to order your own muscle doll(s) of your favorite bodybuilder based on a photograph.  Presumably living or dead if you are willing to pay for it.  I don't know what they are made of, but whom would you order up?

So far, these are desktop dolls but how long before they team up with another vendor (like a sex doll company)

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688942.0

and make them bigger or even life-sized?  You could have your favorite bodybuilder flexed in your favorite pose forever! Throw in some AI and this could be quite provocative!  :D



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Re: Desktop muscle dolls
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2025, 06:29:01 PM »
Monica Brant will have dozens of these action figures made in her honor.

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Re: Desktop muscle dolls
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2025, 06:36:46 PM »
If you have the photo you can bring back Paul DeMayo, Munzer, Nasser, G. Kovacs, R. Piana, Art Atwood, Dallas McCarver, Mattazzo, and even guys from the Iron Age days or Strongmen... Mike Mentzer, Roger Estep, Dave Passanella, Bill Kazmaier . . .

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Re: Desktop muscle dolls
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2025, 07:02:50 PM »
Oddly enough most of these desktop dolls are are taller than the bodybuilders that they represent.

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Re: Desktop muscle dolls
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2025, 07:17:26 PM »
There was a guy who won the charlotte cup a couple years ago.  Can’t remember his name but he had an amazing physique.  I wonder if I could get one of him?

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Re: Desktop muscle dolls
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2025, 07:20:20 PM »
Kazmaier looking thick and going in a bodybuilding direction from powerlifting. Are powerlifting dolls planned?

https://encyclopediaofalabama.org/media/bill-kazmaier-in-superman-contest-1981/

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Re: Desktop muscle dolls
« Reply #6 on: September 10, 2025, 07:21:28 PM »
I'll be damned if I ever buy a "muscle doll"...

How about a bhank doll?

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Re: Desktop muscle dolls
« Reply #7 on: September 10, 2025, 07:24:20 PM »
Would love to have one made of myself and place it prominently on my desk. 

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Re: Desktop muscle dolls
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2025, 07:31:04 PM »
I always expected something like this; I am surprised it didn't happen sooner.  It is now possible to order your own muscle doll(s) of your favorite bodybuilder based on a photograph.  Presumably living or dead if you are willing to pay for it.  I don't know what they are made of, but whom would you order up?

So far, these are desktop dolls but how long before they team up with another vendor (like a sex doll company) http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688942.0 and make them bigger or even life-sized?  You could have your favorite bodybuilder flexed in your favorite pose forever! Throw in some AI and this could be quite provocative!  :D
That looks extremely realistic for that scale. How the hell do they make them? Even if it is 3D printed it's still an impressive feat. The coloring is spot on. Matching the symmetry of the body from one photograph can't be easy.

Can you post a link of the source?

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Re: Desktop muscle dolls
« Reply #9 on: September 10, 2025, 07:59:03 PM »
Some schmoe is going to be using these butt plug style soon.

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Re: Desktop muscle dolls
« Reply #10 on: September 10, 2025, 08:03:00 PM »
Some schmoe is going to be using these butt plug style soon.
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Or if its the sex of your choice the size should be enough to put your plug in 🤔🤷‍♂️

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Re: Desktop muscle dolls
« Reply #11 on: September 10, 2025, 08:04:41 PM »
That looks extremely realistic for that scale. How the hell do they make them? Even if it is 3D printed it's still an impressive feat. The coloring is spot on. Matching the symmetry of the body from one photograph can't be easy.

Can you post a link of the source?

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Re: Desktop muscle dolls
« Reply #12 on: September 10, 2025, 08:31:00 PM »
If you have the photo you can bring back Paul DeMayo, Munzer, Nasser, G. Kovacs, R. Piana, Art Atwood, Dallas McCarver, Mattazzo, and even guys from the Iron Age days or Strongmen... Mike Mentzer, Roger Estep, Dave Passanella, Bill Kazmaier . . .

BHanks, DJ181 dolls ready for shipment

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Re: Desktop Muscle Dolls - You can now get them!
« Reply #13 on: September 10, 2025, 09:01:13 PM »

I have had my collection of Muscle Bobble Head figures for a while (I had 5 of them, but only 2 are left, 3 were 'taken' - I still have Shawn Ray in my office here at work


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Re: Desktop muscle dolls
« Reply #14 on: September 10, 2025, 09:55:15 PM »
AI.

Ok. If those were real physical desktop figures it would be sci-fi level tech.

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Re: Desktop Muscle Dolls - You can now get them!
« Reply #15 on: September 10, 2025, 10:02:54 PM »
I have had my collection of Muscle Bobble Head figures for a while (I had 5 of them, but only 2 are left, 3 were 'taken' - I still have Shawn Ray in my office here at work

This is pathetic and lame.
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Re: Desktop Muscle Dolls - You can now get them!
« Reply #16 on: September 10, 2025, 10:35:56 PM »
This is pathetic and lame.

Stealing a muscle bobble head off of Ron's desk is the lowest of the low.  I hope it was only one person that took all 3, I'd hate to think there were 3 such scumbags running around out there. 

Also begs the question, why leave the Shawn Ray?  Which ones were taken?

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Re: Desktop Muscle Dolls - You can now get them!
« Reply #17 on: September 10, 2025, 10:45:45 PM »
You can upload any pic and AI-generate an action figure here: https://bylo.ai/features/nano-banana-ai

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Re: Desktop Muscle Dolls - You can now get them!
« Reply #18 on: September 10, 2025, 11:13:20 PM »
I have had my collection of Muscle Bobble Head figures for a while (I had 5 of them, but only 2 are left, 3 were 'taken' - I still have Shawn Ray in my office here at work

Hearing about that theft, I just nailed my Art Atwood Bobble Pec securely ion to the top of my desk.

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Re: Desktop Muscle Dolls - You can now get them!
« Reply #19 on: September 10, 2025, 11:18:31 PM »
I have had my collection of Muscle Bobble Head figures for a while (I had 5 of them, but only 2 are left, 3 were 'taken' - I still have Shawn Ray in my office here at work

You really need to NO HOMO this Ron

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Re: Desktop Muscle Dolls - You can now get them!
« Reply #20 on: September 11, 2025, 01:56:55 AM »
Gayest thing I’ve seen since Beanie Babies

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Re: Desktop Muscle Dolls - You can now get them!
« Reply #21 on: September 11, 2025, 02:07:42 AM »
I always expected something like this; I am surprised it didn't happen sooner.  It is now possible to order your own muscle doll(s) of your favorite bodybuilder based on a photograph.  Presumably living or dead if you are willing to pay for it.  I don't know what they are made of, but whom would you order up?

So far, these are desktop dolls but how long before they team up with another vendor (like a sex doll company)

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=688942.0

and make them bigger or even life-sized?  You could have your favorite bodybuilder flexed in your favorite pose forever! Throw in some AI and this could be quite provocative!  :D


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Re: Desktop Muscle Dolls - You can now get them!
« Reply #22 on: September 11, 2025, 04:20:56 PM »
Stealing a muscle bobble head off of Ron's desk is the lowest of the low.  I hope it was only one person that took all 3, I'd hate to think there were 3 such scumbags running around out there. 

Also begs the question, why leave the Shawn Ray?  Which ones were taken?

No, I meant lame that he has muscle bobble heads.
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Re: Desktop Muscle Dolls - You can now get them!
« Reply #23 on: September 11, 2025, 05:54:19 PM »
This is pathetic and lame.

Yep, and some people think dressing up as anime or superheroes is lame too.  I guess you never had a GI or action figure in your life, or a stuffed animal...


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Re: Desktop Muscle Dolls - You can now get them!
« Reply #24 on: September 11, 2025, 05:55:29 PM »
Have you checked that Rory didn't take them?

Rory would never engage in such shenanigans.
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