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Jay Leno looks like Ellen Degenerate
« on: September 19, 2025, 04:38:27 PM »



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Re: Jay Leno looks like Ellen Degenerate
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2025, 05:23:08 PM »
Didn't he get half his face burned off in some accident while working on one of his classic cars just a few years ago.

I don't think he's made too many public appearances since then.

Ellen is a piece of shit, hypocritical, ignorant, megalomaniac, self loathing,  spiteful,  tiny, libtard. I think she's one of the few Hollywood homos that did actually move out of the US. Maybe not. I don't care but Id love to shove a ball gag in her mouth then kick her in the nuts. Stupid kvnt.

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Re: Jay Leno looks like Ellen Degenerate
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2025, 05:55:01 PM »
Didn't he get half his face burned off in some accident while working on one of his classic cars just a few years ago.

I don't think he's made too many public appearances since then.


He was under a car trying to fix a fuel line, and a bunch of gas splashed on him, would've killed him if the helper wasn't there.  Later,he busted up his face worse by falling down a hill trying to take a short cut somewhere.

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In other news, Leno apparently has a massive dong, and is into rough sex according to Sandra Bernhard. He banged her, then banned her from the Tonight Show.


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Re: Jay Leno looks like Ellen Degenerate
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2025, 06:08:11 PM »
He was under a car trying to fix a fuel line, and a bunch of gas splashed on him, would've killed him if the helper wasn't there.  Later,he busted up his face worse by falling down a hill trying to take a short cut somewhere.

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In other news, Leno apparently has a massive dong, and is into rough sex according to Sandra Bernhard. He banged her, then banned her from the Tonight Show.

She was a hot bodied jewess much like Carly Simon

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Re: Jay Leno looks like Ellen Degenerate
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2025, 06:16:48 PM »




Almost has a Spencer Hankins lid going on.

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Re: Jay Leno looks like Ellen Degenerate
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2025, 06:40:08 PM »
Almost has a Spencer Hankins lid going on.
he looks cross eyed and retarded there

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Re: Jay Leno looks like Ellen Degenerate
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2025, 06:46:40 PM »
Almost has a Spencer Hankins lid going on.

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so close, AI couldn't do much to it.