there is this collosus whose legs have more tributaries than the nile and whose belly pops out like a third trimester but who otherwise beat the rest of the pack on sheer muscularity.
> "OMG HE'S SUCH A MONSTER :DDDD"
Retards, that sack of shit Nick Walker is much less muscular, and 1000x more grotesque, than a B-tier bodybuilder from 25 years ago. This "sport" has gone down the shitter and that's an objective fact.
Nick Walker really isn't that much more muscular than the rest of the pack, besides. He just has weird/stumpy proportions and a barrel-shaped torso, so he naturally looks less "streamlined"/"aesthetic".