It’s all bullshit. Beakdoctor is a pathological liar.
Lol, yeah. Sure. Im trying real hard to tell the truth these days... let's see if I can do it... here it goes
1. Royalty stopped desiring sex after his umpteenth trip to the local urgent care because he "accidentally" slipped and ended up with a mason jar stuck up his ass.
2. Royalty is the bitter, rejected, obsessed stalker of Danimal. Royalty just cannot accept that Danimal is the one that got away. The rest are dismembered and stored in trash bins around his apartment.
3. Royalty is planning to jump John Little and steal his coveted pair of Mike mentzers posing trunks. (Royalty plans on inspecting the crotch of his trunks. This is royalty's favorite hobby. He lives for the scent of used thongs.)
Im on a roll. 3 absolutely, incontrovertible, true statements.