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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #75 on: October 05, 2025, 01:09:14 AM »
Dave never turned pro yet he spent a fortune on drugs, surgeries, his overall health and in return he ended up looking like a capybara's fetus



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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #76 on: October 06, 2025, 09:21:24 AM »
He claims he is 5'11" or at least same height as Bob Chic

Looks tall here

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JEEZUS look at those shoes! Gene Simmons' KISS boots were smaller.

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #77 on: October 06, 2025, 01:47:45 PM »
JEEZUS look at those shoes! Gene Simmons' KISS boots were smaller.

Lol Dave is a unique character

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #78 on: October 06, 2025, 04:33:42 PM »
He claims he is 5'11" or at least same height as Bob Chic

Looks tall here

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #79 on: October 06, 2025, 05:27:00 PM »
I’m afraid that Dave is judged by his appearance on a daily basis

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #80 on: October 06, 2025, 06:45:31 PM »
He claims he is 5'11" or at least same height as Bob Chic

Looks tall here

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Look at the lift in Palumbo's shoes! Who's the shorty next to him?

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #81 on: October 06, 2025, 07:15:29 PM »
Palumbo without the monster genes would be a ringer for F Murray Abraham -

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #82 on: October 07, 2025, 04:45:57 AM »
Glad to learn that Priest,Romano, Shawn Ray and Palumbo himself are lurking and visiting this hilarious thread.

I was expecting Shawn to leave a comment  ;)



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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #83 on: October 07, 2025, 07:13:19 AM »
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Dave vs Dubai, India's own Matt T.

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Dave's rocking a receding paint line and some Cruella DeVille eyebrows. Seriously Dave, how are you going to have a painted on receding hairline? Let loose some snake bucks, and get the tattoo hair Cutler has, or a transplant. And that eyebrow situation is just fucking creepy.

Right at the start, and at the end when they talk Bobby Chick, they get into a little slap fight, Dave wins by being extra sassy.

Dave sounds afraid of Steve Weinberger, like a little kid talking about the school bully.

Matt T doesn't like Bobby.

Matt T is still Matt T.

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Best moments are right at the start, and around 17 minutes in, when the Bob talk starts. apparently they guess he makes $10-15,000 to emcee the Olympia.

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #84 on: October 07, 2025, 08:43:49 AM »
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Dave vs Dubai, India's own Matt T.

Things -

Dave's rocking a receding paint line and some Cruella DeVille eyebrows. Seriously Dave, how are you going to have a painted on receding hairline? Let loose some snake bucks, and get the tattoo hair Cutler has, or a transplant. And that eyebrow situation is just fucking creepy.

Right at the start, and at the end when they talk Bobby Chick, they get into a little slap fight, Dave wins by being extra sassy.

Dave sounds afraid of Steve Weinberger, like a little kid talking about the school bully.

Matt T doesn't like Bobby.

Matt T is still Matt T.

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Best moments are right at the start, and around 17 minutes in, when the Bob talk starts. apparently they guess he makes $10-15,000 to emcee the Olympia.

“Receding paint line” lmaooooo

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #85 on: October 07, 2025, 12:16:11 PM »
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Dave vs Dubai, India's own Matt T.

Things -

Dave's rocking a receding paint line and some Cruella DeVille eyebrows. Seriously Dave, how are you going to have a painted on receding hairline? Let loose some snake bucks, and get the tattoo hair Cutler has, or a transplant. And that eyebrow situation is just fucking creepy.

Right at the start, and at the end when they talk Bobby Chick, they get into a little slap fight, Dave wins by being extra sassy.

Dave sounds afraid of Steve Weinberger, like a little kid talking about the school bully.

Matt T doesn't like Bobby.

Matt T is still Matt T.

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Best moments are right at the start, and around 17 minutes in, when the Bob talk starts. apparently they guess he makes $10-15,000 to emcee the Olympia.

Hahaha!


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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #86 on: October 07, 2025, 01:37:58 PM »


Dave is too cheap to buy cutting-edge hair products with the “Builds on itself” technology

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #87 on: October 07, 2025, 03:21:57 PM »


Dave is too cheap to buy cutting-edge hair products with the “Builds on itself” technology

He goes to CT few times a year to a "beauty clinic" .... time to request his money back


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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #88 on: October 07, 2025, 08:02:34 PM »
Look at the lift in Palumbo's shoes! Who's the shorty next to him?

Guy Cistretardo (sp) I think. 

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #89 on: October 07, 2025, 08:09:50 PM »
Guy Cistretardo (sp) I think.
He's shorter than Lee Priest. So Palumbo being taller than Guy with the aid of lifts is no accomplishment.


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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #90 on: October 07, 2025, 08:19:17 PM »
He's shorter than Lee Priest. So Palumbo being taller than Guy with the aid of lifts is no accomplishment.



Two fucking retards.

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #91 on: October 08, 2025, 03:46:08 AM »
No way he is 5'11, closer to 5'8. Look at the shoes he is wearing.


Peaceful Shoes though, of Peas
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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #92 on: October 08, 2025, 05:49:30 AM »
Two fucking retards.

🏳️‍🌈 Imagine being in your 50s and dropping your shorts in the middle of the gym to pose in your underwear with another man 🏳️‍🌈

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #93 on: October 08, 2025, 06:19:47 AM »
🏳️‍🌈 Imagine being in your 50s and dropping your shorts in the middle of the gym to pose in your underwear with another man 🏳️‍🌈

Almost as gay as sucking off strangers at the local bathhouse of Peace.

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #94 on: October 08, 2025, 06:27:43 AM »
Guy Cistretardo (sp) I think.

Is that the moron that had that cringe inducing meltdown while using the hack squats in the gym a while back?

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #95 on: October 08, 2025, 06:56:38 AM »
Is that the moron that had that cringe inducing meltdown while using the hack squats in the gym a while back?

Yes, that's the GUY, these characters just make it hard to say positive things about them ....


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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #96 on: October 10, 2025, 02:30:28 AM »
Here’s Dave at the Hilton about to get his lifts polished by Nostrildamus. (No polish from the Dave’s head was harmed during the service)

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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #97 on: October 10, 2025, 05:51:37 AM »
Here’s Dave at the Hilton about to get his lifts polished by Nostrildamus. (No polish from the Dave’s head was harmed during the service)

Kai thinks his opinion is still "relevant" 

Generation iron is so annoying trying to push his philosophical thoughts".... finding out people don't give a flying fack about him no more

on a lighter note, Kai is 50 and  still have a baby face (no homo)




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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #98 on: October 10, 2025, 06:11:46 AM »
Kai thinks his opinion is still "relevant" 

Generation iron is so annoying trying to push his philosophical thoughts".... finding out people don't give a flying fack about him no more

on a lighter note, Kai is 50 and  still have a baby face (no homo)




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It makes no sense why he still walks around at 300 pounds.  What's the point?


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Re: Palumbo was judged by his appearance alone
« Reply #99 on: October 10, 2025, 06:26:48 AM »

It makes no sense why he still walks around at 300 pounds.  What's the point?
Absolutely spot on. Imagine walking around at a high bodyweight on purpose and ignoring all health risks? Fear of stress on the heart? Nope! Not Mr. Kai! His heart is apparently different than everyone else on earth. I assume he's still pumping the drugs? Once a junkie, always a junkie I guess. Bob Chick is another one who still insists on trying to maintain size.
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