In an effort to spruce up the Olympia’s stage, is there to introduce decorations, props, or new cast members to the show?
A mannequin or animatronic of a frozen Paul Dillett to memorialize the time he froze up on stage?
This should be on stage in the corner. Almost as if a potted plant or speaker was set up in the corner of the stage.
Spooky Halloween decorations hanging from the ceiling like a ghostly Dallas Carver.
Competitors must be required to speak English.
Ban Dexter Jackson from the venue.
Fire Bob Chick. I hope they haven’t been paying him. If they have been, he should be forced to pay back all the pay for each year he was involved.
Let’s get Ronnie up on stage and have him seated in a folding chair for the whole show. He would be in charge of the bodybuilders and he would instruct them/direct them where to stand and what poses to hit. If he wasn’t happy with someone, he could tell them to get off the stage. Maybe bring back the old Vaudeville cane to drag them off stage.
Then, just replace Bob Chick with a highly trained Orangutan in a Captain Crunch costume who would go up to the judges table and the judges could hand the Orangutan the winning envelope. And then the Orangutan could bring the envelope over to Ronnie who would announce the winner.
Get rid of the female show. Not sure if that still even goes on. If not, good.
Get rid of pre-judging.
Get rid of press conference. Instead just have the bodybuilders hang out in a room and people can come in and just ask them questions. Obviously, the ones who don’t speak English or who are worthless would just sit in the back and not bother anyone. The judges should be present and should be taking notes.
Expo hooplah should be eliminated. Just have a bunch of tables set up outside the show for about 1-2 hours prior. No more than 10 max. Couple of bodybuilders at the tables and couple pre workout companies. We don't need 20 protein cookie companies.
