How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?

[unwieldy]

Assuming you will live a long life yet full of fat and misery.

Fat guys outlive roidmonkeys all the time. By the way you are fat too, your chemically inflated mass has just deluded you into thinking you aren't.

[BigRo]

Fat guys outlive roidmonkeys all the time. By the way you are fat too, your chemically inflated mass has just deluded you into thinking you aren't.

Keep telling that to yourself as you do fuck all stuffing your face and keeping your wife in an unsatisfied state.

[obsidian]

I am thinking there is no easy way out, like in that song "no easy way out", and you basically have to do some really extreme stuff to make them get the F out.

Any advices?

Start acting insecure and unsure of yourself. Be nervous, act like a bitch. She will leave.

[BigRo]

Start acting insecure and unsure of yourself. Be nervous, act like a bitch. She will leave.

Acting like a bitch has not helped yet.

[unwieldy]

Start acting insecure and unsure of yourself. Be nervous, act like a bitch. She will leave.

You mean I should start working out and posing in the mirror?  seems to work for "Big" Ro who lives alone.
On a serious note, would that really work? Seems like women just ignore efforts to chase them away until you get tired and return to default.

[unwieldy]

Acting like a bitch has not helped yet.

It has for you 

[beakdoctor]

I am thinking there is no easy way out, like in that song "no easy way out", and you basically have to do some really extreme stuff to make them get the F out.

Any advices?

Get a hold of royalty. Invite him over. Women are repulsed by him. He's like insect repellant but for women.

[unwieldy]

Get a hold of royalty. Invite him over. Women are repulsed by him. He's like insect repellant but for women.

Is he a manlet?

[beakdoctor]

Is he a manlet?

Well, he's not even a man. So I wouldnt insult a manlet by calling royalty one.

[unwieldy]

Well, he's not even a man. So I wouldnt insult a manlet by calling royalty one.

Why is he obsessed with Mike Mentzer and Arnold?

[LurkerNoMore]

Why is he obsessed with Mike Mentzer and Arnold?

Or Danimal and his hands?

[funk51]

Do what VKM would do shit on their head.

[beakdoctor]

Why is he obsessed with Mike Mentzer and Arnold?

He's frustrated. His life turned out quite a bit different than he expected (this guy calls himself "royalty", lives in his mom's apartment and is a janitor. You get what I mean) So, he focuses on mentzers pain to distract from his own.

[LurkerNoMore]

Do what VKM would do shit on their head.

In that documentary that is out.... he looks so awful.  So much plastic surgery that has not aged well for him.

[AbrahamG]

I am thinking there is no easy way out, like in that song "no easy way out", and you basically have to do some really extreme stuff to make them get the F out.

Any advices?

LMFAO.  You're obviously asking for a friend.

[unwieldy]

He's frustrated. His life turned out quite a bit different than he expected (this guy calls himself "royalty", lives in his mom's apartment and is a janitor. You get what I mean) So, he focuses on mentzers pain to distract from his own.

So you are saying he is NOT royalty? 

[unwieldy]

LMFAO.  You're obviously asking for a friend.

That's right, friend.

[unwieldy]

What about changing the locks and leaving a note on the door. "Get the F out"

[falco]

Turn off all of the utilities and go leave at a motel for a few weeks. Works better in the winter.

[JK]

So far I only considered the following:
-Getting really stingy, on money, food, heating, cancelling home internet
-No more affection and intimacy
-Refusing to eat food she prepared

Do you know that what you are doing is unchristian?

[rocket]

So far I only considered the following:
-Getting really stingy, on money, food, heating, cancelling home internet
-No more affection and intimacy
-Refusing to eat food she prepared

I don't quite comprehend the combination of citing that she "just won't leave" and also admitting you're continuing with affection and intimacy, paying for things and eating her cooking. 

"Just won't leave" implies that you've told her you don't want to be with her, yet that list implies you either have not or you've effectively nullified that sentiment by continuing to be in the relationship basically to the fullest extent.

It's strange.

[wes]

[FitnessFrenzy]

unwieldy is the best gimmick account we have had in a while.

[Krankenstein]

I am thinking there is no easy way out, like in that song "no easy way out", and you basically have to do some really extreme stuff to make them get the F out.

Any advices?

Weren't you claiming to be all "alpha" and bang women in their early 20s?  Sounds like you're a little bitch

[Krankenstein]

Start acting insecure and unsure of yourself. Be nervous, act like a bitch. She will leave.

So the OP should continue acting normally