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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #100 on: January 24, 2026, 08:35:16 PM »
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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #101 on: February 01, 2026, 12:52:02 AM »
Existential crisis intensifies. I am regretting getting married to a woman my age.
Had a sweet dream last night where I reconnected with a younger woman from 10 years ago. I lost that one because of my present wife. It's all very depressing, I blew it and my life is shit.

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #102 on: February 01, 2026, 01:34:03 AM »
Existential crisis intensifies. I am regretting getting married to a woman my age.
Had a sweet dream last night where I reconnected with a younger woman from 10 years ago. I lost that one because of my present wife. It's all very depressing, I blew it and my life is shit.

I thought you were saved by our Lord Jesus Christ? How can your life be shit? You must not be saved Baldy.

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #103 on: February 01, 2026, 04:58:53 AM »
I thought you were saved by our Lord Jesus Christ? How can your life be shit? You must not be saved Baldy.

Seems I hurt you feelings.

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #104 on: February 03, 2026, 05:36:43 AM »


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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #105 on: February 03, 2026, 06:13:01 AM »
Please seek medical help with a depression doctor.

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #106 on: February 03, 2026, 09:20:55 AM »
Please seek medical help with a depression doctor.


I don't believe in all that stuff. There is only winning and losing in life. I need more winning.

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #107 on: February 03, 2026, 09:50:56 AM »

I don't believe in all that stuff. There is only winning and losing in life. I need more winning.

Agreed - stop posting here, and everyone can share in the winning.
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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #108 on: February 03, 2026, 09:55:15 AM »
Agreed - stop posting here, and everyone can share in the winning.

Will try that again, but getbig is like crack.

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #109 on: February 03, 2026, 08:17:08 PM »
I am thinking there is no easy way out, like in that song "no easy way out", and you basically have to do some really extreme stuff to make them get the F out.

Any advices?

Seriously doubt you've ever had this problem.  Must be asking for a friend. 

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #110 on: February 04, 2026, 01:11:29 AM »
Agreed - stop posting here, and everyone can share in the winning.

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #111 on: February 04, 2026, 02:53:15 PM »

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #112 on: Today at 02:16:17 AM »
Last couple of days I feel as if I am slowly but surely approaching my final breaking point. She leaves piles of dirty dishes in the sink and is also too lazy to store clean dishes in their designated cupboards. And always leaves filthy drenched rags on the sink instead of rinsing, squeezing and hanging them to dry.

It's a neverending vicious cycle of frustration. So everytime I arrive in the kitchen I nearly pop a gasket and end up cleaning this entire shitshow because I just can't live like that.

She also does not organize her clothes, even though I truly tried, I even put tags on the shelves to designate the places to store what. But alas, nothing works, she is a hopeless disorderly pig. She has my second bedroom filled to the brim with boxes containing clothes and who knows what other garbage. Now she has even started doing it in the hallway in front of my room. Expired garbage food also in boxes and pots.

I really need to kick her out to the curb. May I receive strength to do so

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #113 on: Today at 02:18:46 AM »
Last couple of days I feel as if I am slowly but surely approaching my finaly breaking point. She leaves piles of dirty dishes in the sink and is also too lazy to store clean dishes in their designated cupboards. And always leaves filthy drenched rags on the sink instead of rinsing, squeezing and hanging them to dry.

It's a neverending vicious cycle of frustration. So everytime I arrive in the kitchen I nearly pop a gasket and end up cleaning this entire shitshow because I just can't live like that.

She also does not organize her clothes, even though I truly tried, I even put tags on the shelves to designate the places to store what. But alas, nothing works, she is a hopeless disorderly pig. She has my second bedroom filled to the brim with boxes containing clothes and who knows what other garbage. Now she has even started doing it in the hallway in front of my room. Expired garbage food also in boxes and pots.

I really need to kick her out to the curb. May I receive strength to do so

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #114 on: Today at 02:32:09 AM »


You suck at posting. Find another hobby, bitter prick.

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #115 on: Today at 06:57:17 AM »
First clean the inside of the cup so that the outside may also be clean.

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #116 on: Today at 07:39:02 AM »
First clean the inside of the cup so that the outside may also be clean.
Stop trying to be a mystic, this isn't a movie

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #117 on: Today at 07:48:49 AM »
Existential crisis intensifies. I am regretting getting married to a woman my age.
Had a sweet dream last night where I reconnected with a younger woman from 10 years ago. I lost that one because of my present wife. It's all very depressing, I blew it and my life is shit.
Have you tried 550 cord, a garage rafter and a wonky chair?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #118 on: Today at 07:51:22 AM »
Have you tried 550 cord, a garage rafter and a wonky chair?

Brutal post, you are a hero.

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #119 on: Today at 08:01:09 AM »
Brutal post, you are a hero.
Can you put me in your will for your toupee?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #120 on: Today at 08:14:53 AM »
Stop trying to be a mystic, this isn't a movie

Those are Jesus words, tell him to shut up not me.

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #121 on: Today at 08:16:19 AM »
First clean the inside of the cup so that the outside may also be clean.

was that an upside down coffee cup?

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #122 on: Today at 08:24:16 AM »
was that an upside down coffee cup?

He sounds like a big girls blouse beaten about the house by his Catholic wife's balls.

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #123 on: Today at 09:37:34 AM »
Those are Jesus words, tell him to shut up not me.

You're a fraud.

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Re: How to get rid of a woman who just won't leave?
« Reply #124 on: Today at 09:40:52 AM »
He needs to find that post sometime in the last couple of days where the guy is talking about eating his lady’s ass while drunk and study it like a riddle or a koan.