Enough of these new gyms.
New gyms everywhere every week, every month.
And then, all these YouTubers also have their own stupid home gyms. Seems like everyone has an extra 700k just sitting around to open their own gym.
Don’t forget starting an apparel company too. Gotta grind! Boxes of hats and sweatshirts in your garage and stacked on shelving. Let’s not forget the little printer that is always rolling out order after order just as the camera happens to be filming.
Make sure there is enough space in the gym for the influencers to set up their tripods for filming!
Opening day at the new gym!!!! Let’s get drone footage of all the fans lining up outside the gyms! Make sure to show all the super cars in the parking lot too! Gotta have only top of the line expensive gym equipment as well! Yep, we need 10 different leg presses!!!! Hopefully they have the Transformer bar, Arsenal Pendulum Squats, standing lateral raise machine, and enough fancy lighting and space in order to film physique updates!
God forbid you don’t let a pro bodybuilder train for free either! You’ll never hear the end of it. Dorian Yates will record his 200th video complaining about the time the front desk guy didn’t know who he was!
Oh yes! Let’s get Sam Sulek to bless the gym for the grand opening! All these stupid gyms like Zoo Culture should be knocked down, brick by brick, and turned into storage facilities.
