Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures (Read 921082 times)

IroNat · « **Reply #3125 on:** February 17, 2026, 06:52:31 AM »

To Bhanky or not to Bhanky...that is the question.

Lartinos · « **Reply #3126 on:** February 17, 2026, 07:07:29 AM »

I’m thinking for the Bhanky awards that we give to other failed BBers it could be a golden trophy that resembles an Emmy or Grammy, but instead it will look like his Gorilla picture.

I’m bailing on the idea of it being a cup of some sort.

Donny · « **Reply #3127 on:** February 17, 2026, 07:14:32 AM »

Quote from: Lartinos on February 17, 2026, 05:52:39 AM

Not only won’t he, but neither will his wife.

A divorce and proof of a lobotomy are his only chances of getting back on here.

why not? i don´t know the full story but he did offer Josh out & he showed up where as "Josh" didn´t although he likes to boast about how he can "handle himself" on here
just curious

mops · « **Reply #3128 on:** February 17, 2026, 07:39:23 AM »

Quote from: Lartinos on February 17, 2026, 07:07:29 AM

I’m thinking for the Bhanky awards that we give to other failed BBers it could be a golden trophy that resembles an Emmy or Grammy, but instead it will look like his Gorilla picture.

I’m bailing on the idea of it being a cup of some sort.

walkerblocker · « **Reply #3129 on:** February 17, 2026, 07:45:39 AM »

Quote from: Donny on February 17, 2026, 07:14:32 AM

why not? i don´t know the full story but he did offer Josh out & he showed up where as "Josh" didn´t although he likes to boast about how he can "handle himself" on here
just curious

andddddddd Donny trying to drag me into his silly arguments
for his sake lets look at the facts
I was on my way to the States to see hanky when him and his lawyer wife called Raleigh police and Border Patrol to inform them a crazed man with a criminal record (their words not mine) was coming to cause harm to their family. In april 2023 I was able to cross the border. Since hanky and his lawyer wife pulled those shenanigans I am now barred from entering the States, although my record doesnt help

but hey, good try Donny

beakdoctor · « **Reply #3130 on:** February 17, 2026, 07:49:08 AM »

Quote from: mops on February 17, 2026, 07:39:23 AM

LOL! The Fryer Tuck bald spot is a nice touch!

joswift · « **Reply #3131 on:** February 17, 2026, 07:52:32 AM »

Quote from: beakdoctor on February 17, 2026, 07:49:08 AM

LOL! The Fryer Tuck bald spot is a nice touch!

yes, you rub it for bad luck..

LurkerNoMore · « **Reply #3132 on:** February 17, 2026, 07:55:07 AM »

Quote from: Lartinos on February 17, 2026, 07:07:29 AM

I’m thinking for the Bhanky awards that we give to other failed BBers it could be a golden trophy that resembles an Emmy or Grammy, but instead it will look like his Gorilla picture.

I’m bailing on the idea of it being a cup of some sort.

Why not make a trophy that is actually made up of various smashed/broken other trophies. To symbolize the various surgeries and repairs he has had.

beakdoctor · « **Reply #3133 on:** February 17, 2026, 08:06:44 AM »

Quote from: Grape Ape on February 10, 2026, 11:45:48 AM

The bottom of her feets are calcifying from supporting all that fat and cottage cheese all day - calvinh does not approve.

Solid observation. You know those puppies feel like sandpaper.

I swear real women use all the same tricks trannies use.... or uh Trannies use all the same tricks women use.

Its how ypu see some gross twink looking weirdo in a before picture and something resembling a hot woman in an after picture. So, if a geek, twink can manage such a transformation using makeup and witchcraft, imagine what these broads look like before makeup and witchcraft?

Its like its not even the same person. Those feet indicate a much different beast hiding in there somewhere.

Grape Ape · « **Reply #3134 on:** February 17, 2026, 09:31:57 AM »

Quote from: beakdoctor on February 17, 2026, 08:06:44 AM

Solid observation. You know those puppies feel like sandpaper.

I swear real women use all the same tricks trannies use.... or uh Trannies use all the same tricks women use.

Its how ypu see some gross twink looking weirdo in a before picture and something resembling a hot woman in an after picture. So, if a geek, twink can manage such a transformation using makeup and witchcraft, imagine what these broads look like before makeup and witchcraft?

Its like its not even the same person. Those feet indicate a much different beast hiding in there somewhere.

The concrete heel is always the giveaway with these oompa-loompah types.

IroNat · « **Reply #3135 on:** February 17, 2026, 10:06:00 AM »

Great to see this thread finally make it to 126 pages.
Its been stuck at 125 far too long.

wes · « **Reply #3136 on:** February 17, 2026, 10:32:47 AM »

Quote from: mops on February 17, 2026, 07:39:23 AM

Mops always comes through!!

AbrahamG · « **Reply #3137 on:** February 17, 2026, 03:17:26 PM »

Quote from: Taffin on February 16, 2026, 01:15:09 PM

And afterwards I'd be proud to use my left hand to wipe your c0ck on that lumpy chick's curtains my Bro...

.

Never1AShow · « **Reply #3138 on:** February 17, 2026, 08:17:42 PM »

Quote from: mops on February 17, 2026, 07:39:23 AM

This is fantastic! Double kudos for the Friar Tuck. And it look much better than Hankins did in the original photo also, which is an ever better slight.

delon · « **Reply #3139 on:** February 22, 2026, 09:52:49 PM »

He set up a new facebook account and is trying to behave, having barely any interaction no doubt helping

https://www.facebook.com/61585939776676/

38 returns · « **Reply #3140 on:** February 23, 2026, 12:56:58 AM »

good work delon!

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #3141 on:** February 23, 2026, 01:18:42 AM »

15 "friends" on the new profile. What a tard.

Great work, delon.

Flexacon · « **Reply #3142 on:** February 23, 2026, 01:28:19 AM »

First the gay trike and now he's is doing yoga mobility exercises (he should have always been doing mobility exercises and cardio) What an ego check

Rambone · « **Reply #3143 on:** February 23, 2026, 02:02:49 AM »

Those are some hideous and childish watches.

Donny · « **Reply #3144 on:** February 23, 2026, 02:04:44 AM »

Maybe Ron will lift Bhank´s Ban

wes · « **Reply #3145 on:** February 23, 2026, 04:04:32 AM »

Quote from: delon on February 22, 2026, 09:52:49 PM

He set up a new facebook account and is trying to behave, having barely any interaction no doubt helping

https://www.facebook.com/61585939776676/

joswift · « **Reply #3146 on:** February 23, 2026, 08:13:20 AM »

walkerblocker · « **Reply #3147 on:** February 23, 2026, 10:15:45 AM »

damn, I thought I had shitty legs, this is polio level legs

Lartinos · « **Reply #3148 on:** February 23, 2026, 10:23:20 AM »

I think the day before the Olympia would be a good day for the Bhanky award ceremony.

walkerblocker · « **Reply #3149 on:** February 23, 2026, 10:27:04 AM »

so here we are 27 years later, still weighing 218, still the EXACT same size if not somewhat smaller. Filling his body with tons of juice, peptides and god knows what else and zero growth and zero strength gains, just the same ole same ole. Absolute comedy show, I love it.

ps, methyl mike should be in here soon suckin hankys dong