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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3150 on: February 23, 2026, 10:31:32 AM »
so here we are 27 years later, still weighing 218, still the EXACT same size if not somewhat smaller. Filling his body with tons of juice, peptides and god knows what else and zero growth and zero strength gains, just the same ole same ole. Absolute comedy show, I love it.

ps, methyl mike should be in here soon suckin hankys dong
he will claim hes maintaining and not going backwards, "But Yeah, I win"

He creates his goal to where he is , not where hes going

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3151 on: February 23, 2026, 01:55:16 PM »
FUCK BRIAN !!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3152 on: February 23, 2026, 01:59:30 PM »
FUCK BRIAN !!



YES  AND DONNY THEY'RE BOTH VERY SIMILAR  KHVNTS

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3153 on: February 23, 2026, 02:05:04 PM »
;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3154 on: February 23, 2026, 02:21:21 PM »
According to Hankins bacon is a superfood  ::)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3155 on: February 23, 2026, 02:32:29 PM »
After all these years he still cannot perform a decent back squat !!
Bar to high on his Neck  ::)   Bent over & hunched forward  legs shaking
& wobbling about - He's doing well to avoid serious injury & long term
Damage.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3156 on: February 23, 2026, 02:34:38 PM »
After all these years he still cannot perform a decent back squat !!
Bar to high on his Neck  ::)   Bent over & hunched forward  legs shaking
& wobbling about - He's doing well to avoid serious injury & long term
Damage.


lets hope his luck runs out...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3157 on: February 23, 2026, 03:24:55 PM »
and hes selling the watches to no ones surprise

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3158 on: February 23, 2026, 04:46:02 PM »
and hes selling the watches to no ones surprise


Makes a change from him selling his Arse.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3159 on: February 23, 2026, 04:46:47 PM »
lets hope his luck runs out...

Yes - I hope so also 😊

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3160 on: February 23, 2026, 04:57:37 PM »
so here we are 27 years later, still weighing 218, still the EXACT same size if not somewhat smaller. Filling his body with tons of juice, peptides and god knows what else and zero growth and zero strength gains, just the same ole same ole. Absolute comedy show, I love it.

ps, methyl mike should be in here soon suckin hankys dong

Hahahahaha.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3161 on: February 24, 2026, 05:51:30 AM »
Any word on the life changing event?  Another thrombosed hemorrhoid?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3162 on: February 24, 2026, 06:46:43 AM »
Maybe spending $100k/year on watches when you're unemployed is not the best financial approach.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3163 on: February 24, 2026, 07:34:20 AM »
damn, I thought I had shitty legs, this is polio level legs

fuckin bird legs. theyll go snap eventually haha.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3164 on: February 24, 2026, 07:45:26 AM »
Maybe spending $100k/year on watches no one else wants when you're unemployed is not the best financial approach.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3165 on: February 24, 2026, 08:28:36 AM »
He was never truly into collecting watches.......he just wanted to look/feel important.

Just another fad/status symbol like the tricycle,the Vette,the Harley,the chickens,the overly vicious dog,the nine computer monitors,and all of his other nonsensical bullshit.

He`s the ultimate attention whore!!

Mexican Prison Of Peace 
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3166 on: February 24, 2026, 08:32:26 AM »
He was never truly into collecting watches.......he just wanted to look/feel important.

Just another fad/status symbol like the tricycle,the Vette,the Harley,the chickens,the overly vicious dog,the nine computer monitors,and all of his other nonsensical bullshit.

Mexican Prison Of Peace 
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Im surprised hes not broke the way he throws money away

Fingers crossed we see him sucking cocks for $5 a go under the pier

Then again hes sucking cocks for free already

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3167 on: February 24, 2026, 08:37:20 AM »
Im surprised hes not broke the way he throws money away

Fingers crossed we see him sucking cocks for $5 a go under the pier

Then again hes sucking cocks for free already
LOL  ;D

I literally can`t stand the co cksucker.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3168 on: February 24, 2026, 10:49:43 AM »
man, hes pushing the watch sales,... claims some watch that is coming out will sell for double on the secondary market. Hes paying Feb 27 cost and selling it for that but claims it will sell for double immediately  ::)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3169 on: February 24, 2026, 02:26:39 PM »
man, hes pushing the watch sales,... claims some watch that is coming out will sell for double on the secondary market. Hes paying Feb 27 cost and selling it for that but claims it will sell for double immediately  ::)

not if anyone sees him wearing it

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3170 on: February 24, 2026, 05:10:55 PM »
Is he open to selling the watch to getbig members? It might be nice to own a genuine piece of Hankins memorabilia.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3171 on: February 24, 2026, 05:30:41 PM »
I think he is going to be rich selling his fake watches to his 16 FB friends.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3172 on: February 24, 2026, 05:48:12 PM »
How many watches do you strict curl?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3173 on: February 24, 2026, 07:36:36 PM »
His back looks slightly improved based on his FB pics. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3174 on: February 24, 2026, 08:01:30 PM »
Maybe spending $100k/year on watches when you're unemployed is not the best financial approach.

Hey fuck you guy you're not a CHARTERED fineanal analist