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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4000 on: March 29, 2026, 02:01:05 PM »
His dad was roadside scholar. He was studied by nasa. Greatness was his destiny. Life had other plans.

And the lineage continues with a young world record holder.

Bhanky is a magician or maybe even some sort of sorcerer.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4001 on: March 29, 2026, 04:17:07 PM »


hahah look at that fucking noggin

he looks like a fucking dwarf

That no girls allowed sign was on his bedroom door for 30 years. Glad he found a new location for it...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4002 on: March 29, 2026, 04:29:17 PM »
That no girls allowed sign was on his bedroom door for 30 years. Glad he found a new location for it...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4003 on: March 29, 2026, 04:38:13 PM »
If Hanky is no longer bald, why is he wearing a hat indoors again?  Did the hair plugs start falling out already?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4004 on: March 29, 2026, 08:28:24 PM »
His parents really messed him up.

You don't be that much of a fraudulent prestige c unt without someone putting a lot of pressure on you when you're young and filling your head with delusions of grandeur.

It's lucky that Brian is breaking that chain and definitely not bringing up his kid to think similarly.

You are on to something here, but I think it was way worse than parental pressure. It is more likely some kind of child abuse took place. Maybe not from his parents - his parents still failed him though.

I am interested in why people become what they become - I find that shit fascinating (to quote Dennis Hopper in True Romance)

Alas in this instance I fear we will never know. Oh well.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4005 on: March 29, 2026, 08:30:27 PM »
You are on to something here, but I think it was way worse than parental pressure. It is more likely some kind of child abuse took place. Maybe not from his parents - his parents still failed him though.

I am interested in why people become what they become - I find that shit fascinating (to quote Dennis Hopper in True Romance)

Alas in this instance I fear we will never know. Oh well.


Its very simple Bianca Bhanky was Born a Khvnt & just grew bigger.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4006 on: March 29, 2026, 09:05:25 PM »
If I had to guess Bhanky is starting his new job Monday morning.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4007 on: March 29, 2026, 11:47:44 PM »
Initially, it appeared that his chest reconstruction surgery was a success. Now, it looks like it was pre-surgery.  ??? ??? ???
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4008 on: March 30, 2026, 03:27:35 AM »
Initially, it appeared that his chest reconstruction surgery was a success. Now, it looks like it was pre-surgery.  ??? ??? ???

x2 looks the same as before.

I would guess he fucked it all up not following the professional medical advice on rehab/recovery.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4009 on: March 30, 2026, 09:26:38 AM »
x2 looks the same as before.

I would guess he fucked it all up not following the professional medical advice on rehab/recovery.

And the repeated advice from everyone here telling him not to do the training he was doing. There are pages and pages of it but he knew better.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4010 on: March 30, 2026, 09:41:07 AM »
If Hanky is no longer bald, why is he wearing a hat indoors again?  Did the hair plugs start falling out already?

Add to the list - failed hair transplant.    HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4011 on: March 30, 2026, 10:31:42 AM »
Still can't believe he brags about high handled trap bar lifts, while being on drugs, and lifting poundage 160lb naturals can do.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4012 on: March 30, 2026, 11:06:39 AM »
Still can't believe he brags about high handled trap bar lifts, while being on drugs, and lifting poundage 160lb naturals can do.

hahahah who the fuck brags about high handled trap bar lifts? What a gimp

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4013 on: March 30, 2026, 11:06:59 AM »
Add to the list - failed hair transplant.    HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

even the new hair and pec rejected him...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4014 on: March 30, 2026, 11:21:10 AM »
No one seemed to notice the pioneer scientist:   ;D


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4015 on: March 30, 2026, 12:52:00 PM »
No one seemed to notice the pioneer scientist:   ;D



Hanky wishes he could pull off the Napoleon Dynamite hairdo like that.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4016 on: March 30, 2026, 01:31:27 PM »


hahah look at that fucking noggin

he looks like a fucking dwarf

Lots of dandruff on the floor there.
This must be why Bhanky wears a hat.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4017 on: March 30, 2026, 02:07:52 PM »
No one seemed to notice the pioneer scientist:   ;D


I just came to this thread to post that pic. :D
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4018 on: March 30, 2026, 04:30:27 PM »
That no girls allowed sign was on his bedroom door for 30 years. Glad he found a new location for it...

This was his caption to that. He said he had a busy day, lol. Yeah right..

“Have a busy day today so hit the 420 then 420lbs early. Need more thin plates as this is as much as bar can fit.”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4019 on: March 30, 2026, 06:18:33 PM »
No one seemed to notice the pioneer scientist:   ;D



LMFAO.  Am I crazy or does he look a bit like Chris Aceto here?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4020 on: March 30, 2026, 09:10:01 PM »
Add to the list - failed hair transplant.    HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think this is fair.  I looked back at some earlier posts where I think it had been established his hair looked different and he claimed an unknown/unspecified surgery that fit the timing.  The wearing the hat indoors clearly establishes it failed at least as much as the clearly failed pec surgery.

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. "the cancer in my digestive tract"
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum
91.  Chronic back pain due to (??)
92.  Opioid addiction
93.  Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95.  Osteoporosis
96.  clinically obese
97. Wrist- didn't heal right
98.  Cauliflower ear in left ear canal effecting hearing
99.  2 Eyes different size
100.  Heat Stroke at Busch Gardens
101.  Blackouts when bends down ("I get dizzy when I bend down to tie my shoes and then stand back up. That is why I am not ever going to pick up a damn thing off the floor and it also just hurst to bend I am usually stiff and sore if something drops I leave it.")
102.  Appetite Ulcer
103.  Tweaked something in left armpit tricep (milking Bailey)
104.  Spaghetti-Os induced, pants shitting causing, backstage stinking up Explosive gas
105.  Painfully inflamed lymph node in leg.
106.  DSP (Delayed Sodium Processing)
107.  Deaf in left ear from Mortar System
108.  blew out knee walking up stairs after fighting with wife-fluid in the knee - 100cc of blood drawn out of the knee every other week - knee cap is floating
109.  coagulated blood in chest
110.  Arthritic left shoulder
111.  stringy with a belly
112.  Frontal lobe skin cancer on forehead (per Spaulding)
113.  Failed $25,000 pec surgery where some of the muscle has pulled off the tendon and needs to be redone
114. Cramping feet
115. Shakes since childhood (not a duplicate of #3 because these shakes are more than hands)
116.  Partial delt tear
117.  Stinks terribly from "throwing up bile all day in the parking lot"
118. Poultry show knee injury: Knee slipped twice. Fluid build up, lose stability when leaking and swelling
119.  4 surgeries this last year
120.  Dislocated both shoulders doing Yoga
121.  Failed Hair Transplant

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4021 on: March 31, 2026, 04:40:10 AM »
Its very simple Bianca Bhanky was Born a Khvnt & just grew bigger.

I don't believe that it is that simple.

I think someone has put him on a very shit path.

I think back to that photo of him with the junior UN and the stuff with his kid and it all seems very conveniently similar.  A pattern of mickey mouse pretend accolades that have turned him into a mostly humourless individual who cannot relax.

Those facebook comments are insane.  He is flitting from one angle to another, trying to get some credit from people on the internet.  He doesn't even have the sense to stay consistent in his sentiment, he'll just completely say the opposite thing if he feels it might win him a text credit.   He needs some help to recognise how unhealthy his need for validation is and how it has turned him into an asshole.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4022 on: March 31, 2026, 05:05:12 AM »
I think this is fair.  I looked back at some earlier posts where I think it had been established his hair looked different and he claimed an unknown/unspecified surgery that fit the timing.  The wearing the hat indoors clearly establishes it failed at least as much as the clearly failed pec surgery.

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. "the cancer in my digestive tract"
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum
91.  Chronic back pain due to (??)
92.  Opioid addiction
93.  Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95.  Osteoporosis
96.  clinically obese
97. Wrist- didn't heal right
98.  Cauliflower ear in left ear canal effecting hearing
99.  2 Eyes different size
100.  Heat Stroke at Busch Gardens
101.  Blackouts when bends down ("I get dizzy when I bend down to tie my shoes and then stand back up. That is why I am not ever going to pick up a damn thing off the floor and it also just hurst to bend I am usually stiff and sore if something drops I leave it.")
102.  Appetite Ulcer
103.  Tweaked something in left armpit tricep (milking Bailey)
104.  Spaghetti-Os induced, pants shitting causing, backstage stinking up Explosive gas
105.  Painfully inflamed lymph node in leg.
106.  DSP (Delayed Sodium Processing)
107.  Deaf in left ear from Mortar System
108.  blew out knee walking up stairs after fighting with wife-fluid in the knee - 100cc of blood drawn out of the knee every other week - knee cap is floating
109.  coagulated blood in chest
110.  Arthritic left shoulder
111.  stringy with a belly
112.  Frontal lobe skin cancer on forehead (per Spaulding)
113.  Failed $25,000 pec surgery where some of the muscle has pulled off the tendon and needs to be redone
114. Cramping feet
115. Shakes since childhood (not a duplicate of #3 because these shakes are more than hands)
116.  Partial delt tear
117.  Stinks terribly from "throwing up bile all day in the parking lot"
118. Poultry show knee injury: Knee slipped twice. Fluid build up, lose stability when leaking and swelling
119.  4 surgeries this last year
120.  Dislocated both shoulders doing Yoga
121.  Failed Hair Transplant

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4023 on: March 31, 2026, 07:25:28 AM »
It’s unfortunate about the failed hair transplant.

They are much trickier to keep than a pec and I doubt he is taking the meds necessary to stop the shedding.

At least he got a few good pics before it started to fail.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #4024 on: March 31, 2026, 01:17:47 PM »
And the repeated advice from everyone here telling him not to do the training he was doing. There are pages and pages of it but he knew better.

The scrawny kunt was arguing with Jane about the surgery and asked her “where did you go to Med school and where do you operate?” And I was thinking, University of Chicago and the Mayo Clinic, come on JPJ own his ass.

I still think the funniest things about Hanky are that he is married to a perpetual soft-on level ugly tramp and he has a mongoloid retard for a son.

God does have a sense of humor…