Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[joswift]

seems to have omitted he was 3 fights no wins in MMA
Never got to round 3

[Donny]

brian spends 400 dollars on his boxing gloves

spends 30 dollars on his sons gloves for his birthday. er cheers dad! you tight fisted bastard

what a cnut!!!

genuinely self centred spoilt piece of shit.



then again perhaps he is paying for fatty's glp's, dnp and hgh.

Yes obviously disgusting i agree but why don´t you fight him Bare knuckle

[Dave D]

Yes obviously disgusting i agree but why don´t you fight him Bare knuckle

Are you offering to pay for flights

[hench]

Fact checked those screenshots of Brian's claims. To be fair I thought he's got to be telling the truth somewhere.
Ai even knows about Hankins lies!

[webstar]

seems to have omitted he was 3 fights no wins in MMA
Never got to round 3

I must have missed this,

But Spencer doesn’t have the Hankins last name?

Imagine, having a son and he doesn’t take your last name.

I mean would you blame him? One search of Brian Hankins, Wood Hankins Wood Healy Hankins is nothing but arrests and posing in a thing

I am surprised Brian  has never addressed that

[Dave D]

Fact checked those screenshots of Brian's claims. To be fair I thought he's got to be telling the truth somewhere.
Ai even knows about Hankins lies!

Hilarious!

[IroNat]

It's a conspiracy to discredit Bhanky!!!

[Rambone]

I must have missed this,

But Spencer doesn’t have the Hankins last name?

Imagine, having a son and he doesn’t take your last name.

I mean would you blame him? One search of Brian Hankins, Wood Hankins Wood Healy Hankins is nothing but arrests and posing in a thing

I am surprised Brian  has never addressed that

It was in the swim contest video he posted. He also claimed his son won but the jury is still out on that one. I had my money on Hank Beaver

[hench]

It's a conspiracy to discredit Bhanky!!!

He wouldn't need discrediting if he didn't make up claims. He be able to counter everything google has just cross-reference though.
I love how it mentions his "other fictional achievements"

[Rambone]

This kind of behavior by an overweight 6 year old is concerning to say the least….

[keanu]

The usual, fight people online

Get Big Reddit Facebook doesn’t matter

  Brian did not wrestle 1 match in college, period.  He wasn't good enough.

[Rambone]

The usual, fight people online

Get Big Reddit Facebook doesn’t matter

Bhanks does not discriminate

[Rambone]

I’m surprised Getbig detectives haven’t discovered this unless I’m late to the party. We hear all of this bragging about how big and strong his kid is, and how he’s the strongest 6 year old in the world, but when it comes to actual real-world results we can prove with facts, this is what we find. The exact same 0-2 record as his old man. On top of that, the loss was to a skinny, little girl! The other loss was to a boy with a losing record.

[BB]

This kind of behavior by an overweight 6 year old is concerning to say the least….

Something tells me it was more on the order of "Cookle bad, it makes daddy sad", instead of the Lyle McDonald diet lecture Bhank was making it out to be.

Also, Hanklins speculates on his origins -

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[BB]

I’m surprised Getbig detectives haven’t discovered this unless I’m late to the party. We hear all of this bragging about how big and strong his kid is, and how he’s the strongest 6 year old in the world, but when it comes to actual real-world results we can prove with facts, this is what we find. The exact same 0-2 record as his old man. On top of that, the loss was to a skinny, little girl! The other loss was to a boy with a losing record.

Lol, the name may say Stinespring, but he's definitely a Wood Hankins.

[Walter Sobchak]

You have something equally meaningful. The satisfaction of coming home after a hard day's work knowing that your efforts put food on the table. It was down to you, noone else. A wholesome feeling, knowing that you provide for your family. The children see their father provide and absorb meaningful lessons that will shape them into real, self-sufficient individuals.

Now imagine a child who sees his middle aged dad get up at 11:00 with nothing really important to do with his day. Spends all day smoking cannabis, doing some light exercises and posing in front of the mirror. Day after day for years, What is the self worth of this individual? What does the child internalise?

Now imagine Taffin's teenage daughter stumbling across her father's internet search history.

[Dave D]

I’m surprised Getbig detectives haven’t discovered this unless I’m late to the party. We hear all of this bragging about how big and strong his kid is, and how he’s the strongest 6 year old in the world, but when it comes to actual real-world results we can prove with facts, this is what we find. The exact same 0-2 record as his old man. On top of that, the loss was to a skinny, little girl! The other loss was to a boy with a losing record.

He has that 76 pound powerhouse wrestling 36 pound girls? And he still lost? With his hard hands? This can’t be real.

[Hulkotron]

Some great detectivework recently in this thread.

Cro-Magnon Hankins is maybe my favorite Hankins.

[Lartinos]

“Well apparently according the the Haters this tourney never happened and I made it all up.  I did win the Yamasaki Challenge in 1999 I guess they changed the name to the Yamasaki open in 2000. Mario Yamasaki was literally the ref. I beat 3 guys to win. I am undefeated in BJJ.

But apparently I am a big liar who claimed to have fought in ruckus in the cage 2 20 years ago when in fact it was Ruckus in Cage 1 at the Norfolk coliseum. It was on tv and everything.  I was fight 14 of 16 not on the undercard. I lost due to doctor stoppage from a bad shoulder dislocation. I had to get multiple surgeries it’s still messed up. I shot a slam double leg takedown and  when we hit the mat my shoulder popped out.
It was the first legal mma event in the state of Virginia. @Haters I have never lied about anything in my life. I do not lie there is no need.

My real life has been amazing”

[Dave D]

“Well apparently according the the Haters this tourney never happened and I made it all up.  I did win the Yamasaki Challenge in 1999 I guess they changed the name to the Yamasaki open in 2000. Mario Yamasaki was literally the ref. I beat 3 guys to win. I am undefeated in BJJ.

But apparently I am a big liar who claimed to have fought in ruckus in the cage 2 20 years ago when in fact it was Ruckus in Cage 1 at the Norfolk coliseum. It was on tv and everything.  I was fight 14 of 16 not on the undercard. I lost due to doctor stoppage from a bad shoulder dislocation. I had to get multiple surgeries it’s still messed up. I shot a slam double leg takedown and  when we hit the mat my shoulder popped out.
It was the first legal mma event in the state of Virginia. @Haters I have never lied about anything in my life. I do not lie there is no need.

My real life has been amazing”

He just said Clegg beat him so bad 20 years ago that he’s still dealing with side effects today? The beating was much worse than we thought. And he tried to blame a car door for his shoulder injury.


Also never lies but his dad was a Rhodes scholar who never received the scholarship, nor is their public record of his nomination….. but somewhere in a shoebox there’s proof….

[Never1AShow]

“Well apparently according the the Haters this tourney never happened and I made it all up.  I did win the Yamasaki Challenge in 1999 I guess they changed the name to the Yamasaki open in 2000. Mario Yamasaki was literally the ref. I beat 3 guys to win. I am undefeated in BJJ.

But apparently I am a big liar who claimed to have fought in ruckus in the cage 2 20 years ago when in fact it was Ruckus in Cage 1 at the Norfolk coliseum. It was on tv and everything.  I was fight 14 of 16 not on the undercard. I lost due to doctor stoppage from a bad shoulder dislocation. I had to get multiple surgeries it’s still messed up. I shot a slam double leg takedown and  when we hit the mat my shoulder popped out.
It was the first legal mma event in the state of Virginia. @Haters I have never lied about anything in my life. I do not lie there is no need.

My real life has been amazing”

Who's got the pic of Clegg's hand being raised in vitory at this "Norfolk Coliseum"?

[webstar]

“Well apparently according the the Haters this tourney never happened and I made it all up.  I did win the Yamasaki Challenge in 1999 I guess they changed the name to the Yamasaki open in 2000. Mario Yamasaki was literally the ref. I beat 3 guys to win. I am undefeated in BJJ.

But apparently I am a big liar who claimed to have fought in ruckus in the cage 2 20 years ago when in fact it was Ruckus in Cage 1 at the Norfolk coliseum. It was on tv and everything.  I was fight 14 of 16 not on the undercard. I lost due to doctor stoppage from a bad shoulder dislocation. I had to get multiple surgeries it’s still messed up. I shot a slam double leg takedown and  when we hit the mat my shoulder popped out.
It was the first legal mma event in the state of Virginia. @Haters I have never lied about anything in my life. I do not lie there is no need.

My real life has been amazing”

He posted a pic of an award with no name

He found it at a garage sale

[wes]

Something tells me it was more on the order of "Cookle bad, it makes daddy sad", instead of the Lyle McDonald diet lecture Bhank was making it out to be.

Also, Hanklins speculates on his origins -

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Fucking hilarious !!  LOL 

[joswift]

Losing to a little girl must be karma for Brian after his women abuse over the years

Imagine the leaf blower blast in the face in the car home after that bout

"Shes a fucking girl you worthless little shit"   (in French toast high pitch)

[wes]

Extra Extra,read all about it.........World Record Powerlifter loses to a girl !