Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[joswift]

I legit feel sorry for the boy. He doesn’t get to pick his parents. The poor kid was fighting with adult teachers and now his dad has Spencer following Brian’s “passions”. I understand wanting to celebrate your children’s accomplishments, how exciting it is to watch them excel at something, to watch them grow, struggle and overcome and develop perseverance, etc…. But Hankins is a classic example of the old adage just because you can doesn’t mean you should.

Problem is Brian is looking for things for Spencer to excel in but without having to do the work to get there.

Same as he has done for himself all his life

His Strict Curl was exactly that, he realised he could lift a decent weight so showed up and entered a class with no one else in it.

Now Brian could have worked at the sport and put the hours in and trained , but thats too hard, he just popped in the gym every now and again and maxed out in videos for getbig

[keanu]

Problem is Brian is looking for things for Spencer to excel in but without having to do the work to get there.

Same as he has done for himself all his life

His Strict Curl was exactly that, he realised he could lift a decent weight so showed up and entered a class with no one else in it.

 

 Bingo, that's Brian. He practiced with the wrestling team in college so he can say he wrestled in college, but his match record is 0-0. He entered a few small, regional MMA tournaments to say he's an MMA fighter (lost every fight). He raced cars and spun out all day but he's a race car driver. Now he claims to be a boxer. The strict curl was a joke.  His run at a pro card in bodybuilding with the 2 day prep, gravy and biscuits?  This guy always starts stuff and half asses it. If Brian played chess he would claim he beat grandmasters online after losing to novices. No one anywhere can post something Brian actually excels at.

[IroNat]

 

 Bingo, that's Brian. He practiced with the wrestling team in college so he can say he wrestled in college, but his match record is 0-0. He entered a few small, regional MMA tournaments to say he's an MMA fighter (lost every fight). He raced cars and spun out all day but he's a race car driver. Now he claims to be a boxer. The strict curl was a joke.  His run at a pro card in bodybuilding with the 2 day prep, gravy and biscuits?  This guy always starts stuff and half asses it. If Brian played chess he would claim he beat grandmasters online after losing to novices. No one anywhere can post something Brian actually excels at.

You are being very hard on our Bhanky.

[Rambone]

Lol, the name may say Stinespring, but he's definitely a Wood Hankins.

[Rambone]

Spencer lifts in the 6 year old, 88lb division today ( ). In a pretty funny turn of events he'll be looking to break Brian's old curlfriend Coop's son's records.

Is this a new low for Bhanks? Some experts say, “Yes!” 

[IroNat]

Tres Magnifique, Monsieur Bone!

[Dave D]

Problem is Brian is looking for things for Spencer to excel in but without having to do the work to get there.

Same as he has done for himself all his life

His Strict Curl was exactly that, he realised he could lift a decent weight so showed up and entered a class with no one else in it.

Now Brian could have worked at the sport and put the hours in and trained , but thats too hard, he just popped in the gym every now and again and maxed out in videos for getbig

Spot on.

[webstar]

 

 Bingo, that's Brian. He practiced with the wrestling team in college so he can say he wrestled in college, but his match record is 0-0. He entered a few small, regional MMA tournaments to say he's an MMA fighter (lost every fight). He raced cars and spun out all day but he's a race car driver. Now he claims to be a boxer. The strict curl was a joke.  His run at a pro card in bodybuilding with the 2 day prep, gravy and biscuits?  This guy always starts stuff and half asses it. If Brian played chess he would claim he beat grandmasters online after losing to novices. No one anywhere can post something Brian actually excels at.

I think the only thing he excels at is growing and smoking weed

[WrongAdvices]

Are there any others competitors in his same class?  There were none in Brian’s strict curl world record class. He only enters it almost no one shows (unless he gets fooled, then He loses)

[BB]

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Podunk Hillbilly Fed. Lift wasn't under control, and before, the back spotter jumped in to save the lift.

Garbage.

[chaos]

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Podunk Hillbilly Fed. Lift wasn't under control, and before, the back spotter jumped in to save the lift.

Garbage.

Can't bag on the kid, he did what he knew to do. That idiot screaming instructions from the crowd though, fuck that guy.

[BB]

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Bench looked ok.

[wes]

Can't bag on the kid, he did what he knew to do. That idiot screaming instructions from the crowd though, fuck that guy.

X 2 .......what a fucking jackass ......he probably will be low key jealous of the kid now with his infantile competative way of thinking.   

[BB]

Deadlift looks fine, the locking of the knees I guess you could give a pass -

https://www.facebook.com/61585939776676/videos/pcb.122141081529197992/4378617582397579 .

Not sure if he'll pull that up on Youtube, he's already complaining that the kid went too light, lol.

[Rambone]

Spencer is a beasty boy. I knew he could do it! The faces he made during the deadlift were priceless. Bhanks and son might be the only father-son duo to be state champs in NC!

[wes]

Insanely awesome work Bone!!!  LOL   

[hench]

Can't bag on the kid, he did what he knew to do. That idiot screaming instructions from the crowd though, fuck that guy.

Same reason I couldn't stand going to my boys football matches,  all the angry or over excited fathers yelling from the side

[WrongAdvices]

Praying for an intervention by the mom or authorities but know it’s unlikely. This is going to end poorly.

[Rambone]

Insanely awesome work Bone!!!  LOL   

Thanks, Wes! Verbalized it to chat GPT and within 15 seconds, voila! No 2nd take needed

[joswift]

 

 Bingo, that's Brian. He practiced with the wrestling team in college so he can say he wrestled in college, but his match record is 0-0. He entered a few small, regional MMA tournaments to say he's an MMA fighter (lost every fight). He raced cars and spun out all day but he's a race car driver. Now he claims to be a boxer. The strict curl was a joke.  His run at a pro card in bodybuilding with the 2 day prep, gravy and biscuits?  This guy always starts stuff and half asses it. If Brian played chess he would claim he beat grandmasters online after losing to novices. No one anywhere can post something Brian actually excels at.

Remember he excels and excel, he used to crash 6 monitors creating spreadsheets

[joswift]

state record stats
1st Spencer
2nd
3rd
4th
5th
6th

Yep. only him in the state with a dad dumb enough to have his kid weightlefting at 6

[WrongAdvices]

state record stats
1st Spencer
2nd
3rd
4th
5th
6th

Yep. only him in the state with a dad dumb enough to have his kid weightlefting at 6

Whatever organization that is should be forced out of business for even allowing that

[Rambone]

Sadly, we’ll never be able to see a sanctioned father and son double deadlift. I wonder if they made Spencer take a piss test after looking at the high-pitched man who was yelling at him

[webstar]

Sadly, we’ll never be able to see a sanctioned father and son double deadlift. I wonder if they made Spencer take a piss test after looking at the high-pitched man who was yelling at him

Brian admitted on a Facebook form he gives Spencer creatine.

The dude is clinically insane

[Taffin]

The kids know have heard the story about the girl that took a shit while she was blowing you? 

Of course - and it wasn't me that told them - it was their Godfather who I've known for 100 years - fucker busted me about everything LOL