Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures  (Read 133365 times)

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #275 on: November 10, 2025, 09:11:23 AM »
haha

owning the prick again Jeff!

he lies about his weight, I gurantee when he weighed in for his BB show he weighed himself in enough clothes to get in the class he wanted

He lookes around 180 there upper body wise and he has no fucking legs.
If it wasnt for the titanium bolts he would blow away.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #276 on: November 10, 2025, 09:14:14 AM »
he lies about his weight, I gurantee when he weighed in for his BB show he weighed himself in enough clothes to get in the class he wanted

He lookes around 180 there upper body wise and he has no fucking legs.
If it wasnt for the titanium bolts he would blow away.


spankins has entered another show?

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #277 on: November 10, 2025, 09:21:07 AM »

spankins has entered another show?
this weekend coming

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #278 on: November 10, 2025, 09:29:10 AM »
haha

owning the prick again Jeff!
Fucking brutal ownage!!!    ;D

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #279 on: November 10, 2025, 09:38:51 AM »
this weekend coming

ill be waiting for updates lol.. no way hes 200lbs

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #280 on: November 10, 2025, 09:44:42 AM »
His condition looks worse than ever (for a contest).
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #281 on: November 10, 2025, 09:53:58 AM »

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #282 on: November 10, 2025, 10:06:05 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/wood.hankins.1


Just not good at all.  I hope he tries again for law school because this BB gig is not going so well either.   

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #283 on: November 10, 2025, 10:24:43 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/wood.hankins.1


Just not good at all.  I hope he tries again for law school because this BB gig is not going so well either.   

I will wait for the stage pics.

Then compare his before / after to the goober he beat before / after.

Then possibly show hankins that him claiming to be in the "old man division" isn't an excuse for lack of work.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #284 on: November 10, 2025, 10:24:56 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/wood.hankins.1


Just not good at all.  I hope he tries again for law school because this BB gig is not going so well either.   

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #285 on: November 10, 2025, 10:28:55 AM »
He’s going to look massive on stage.

The high def pics are going to really show what a beast he is.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #286 on: November 10, 2025, 10:32:08 AM »
purple fcuking face

185 lbs

no chance he is 205. no chance

5'10

bob Paris was 6 foot at 220 in 1989


Hankins is  miles under


obsessed with being heavy not being better
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #287 on: November 10, 2025, 10:37:50 AM »
lets not forget he look s a lot better when he is 'in charge' of the photos

when pro photographers get hold of them they look like shit.

2 points

Jeff you are about 6 foot at 205?
Brian looks 30 pound lighter and 2 inches shorter

also Brian is on 16iu per day high
Nathan de asha has never gone above 12iu
5'8/9 260 ripped

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #288 on: November 10, 2025, 10:43:04 AM »
lets not forget he look s a lot better when he is 'in charge' of the photos

when pro photographers get hold of them they look like shit.

2 points

Jeff you are about 6 foot at 205?
Brian looks 30 pound lighter and 2 inches shorter

also Brian is on 16iu per day high
Nathan de asha has never gone above 12iu
5'8/9 260 ripped
Im 5'10

Odd thing is we know Brian is going to have sloppy hams.

Brians problem is that his eyes are in the front of his head, if they were in the back of his head his rear shots may look better due to him seeing how bad he looks

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #289 on: November 10, 2025, 10:52:21 AM »
His condition looks worse than ever (for a contest).
No 12-16 week diet....no cardio.....trains like a wuss..........no tickee,no laundry trophy!  LOL ;D

The only way that he does halfway decent is if no one halfway decent shows up!!!!!1111

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #290 on: November 10, 2025, 10:55:14 AM »
obsessed with being heavy not being better
BINGO

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #291 on: November 10, 2025, 11:00:58 AM »
No 12-16 week diet....no cardio.....trains like a wuss..........no tickee,no trophy!  LOL ;D

The only way that he does halfway decent is if no one halfway decent shows up!!!!!1111

I sense he has been over last years show with a fine tooth comb, chances are there was no one in the class hes picked.

If anyone turns up it will lasix 54ius GH and Deputy Dawg time

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #292 on: November 10, 2025, 11:10:12 AM »
I sense he has been over last years show with a fine tooth comb, chances are there was no one in the class hes picked.

If anyone turns up it will lasix 54ius GH and Deputy Dawg time
Exactly,and don`t forget the Xtra large can of Spaghettios!!    LOL  ;D

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #293 on: November 10, 2025, 11:17:44 AM »
Since it's 5 days before contest time, history shows he will be going out to dinner with his mother in law and getting the veal parm because "you have to".
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #294 on: November 10, 2025, 11:23:40 AM »
Hope he doesn’t shy away from the traditional carb-loading staples such as granola bars, pizza flatbreads and Gatorade.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #295 on: November 10, 2025, 11:28:06 AM »
Hope he doesn’t shy away from the traditional carb-loading staples such as granola bars, pizza flatbreads and Gatorade.

Don't forget the spaghettiOs

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #296 on: November 10, 2025, 11:31:46 AM »
Don't forget the spaghettiOs

I bet Em has distanced herself from his tomfoolery

He will be at the show alone.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #297 on: November 10, 2025, 11:32:21 AM »
Since it's 5 days before contest time, history shows he will be going out to dinner with his mother in law and getting the veal parm because "you have to".

The positives here (ode to MethheadM1ke) for him doing the show....

1) He doesn't have to "ask off" from work
2) He doesn't have to worry about jeopardizing his law school class work

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #298 on: November 10, 2025, 11:34:33 AM »
at this stage all the 'hard work' has been done

its now tweaking a bit

loading up on lasix and hallucinating while having the shits.

Haney used to swear by it
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #299 on: November 10, 2025, 11:50:18 AM »
didnt he shit himself on the way home from a show?  supposedly  ::)