Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures  (Read 132758 times)

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #500 on: November 16, 2025, 02:22:35 AM »
Don't worry hank, all these haters probably have plainly visible mops and other cleaning implements in their office.  Suckers.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #501 on: November 16, 2025, 02:40:42 AM »
poor brian

after slating literally everyone who competesYET AGAIN he loads up on juice and gets 3rd (out of 3 or max 4) in mr local P.O.S nobody cares cup.

i would normally really encourage anyone who competes. I'm like that but seeing this arrogant woman beating fake valour liar slate everyone it gives me great pleasure that 'I'm not competing against anyone else' ony matters when he loses.

he's a fraud. and thanks to the mods here a fraud who is not allowed to polute th eboard but instead relegated to facebook where nobody gives a shit.

That being said Brian, Beverely is looking fine. Can you arrange for me to hook up with her? Cheers in advance Dwarf-proportions.

Notice he took down his 'weight'- ahem. Brian from your pics you are 15-20lbs away from sliced. But like a moron you believe your contest weight matters. It doesnt your contest look does. When will you ever learn? More chance of you doing a law degree. Hahahaha. We bumped you off your course Brian without leaving our homes. Too easy. Those mugshots eh!
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #502 on: November 16, 2025, 03:48:17 AM »
I don’t know anybody who connects the 1s when writing 11. Looks like 5’9 to me.

I agree with 'bone on this matter.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #503 on: November 16, 2025, 04:14:07 AM »
America must be a pretty feminist country for "assault on a female" specifically being a crime other than simply "assault"

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #504 on: November 16, 2025, 04:34:58 AM »
musclebuff= hankins
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #505 on: November 16, 2025, 04:37:19 AM »

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #506 on: November 16, 2025, 05:56:45 AM »
It's quite surprising how off centre his head is.  His pecs / shoulders on his left are just flat out larger in terms of structure.

You can see how he might have suffered pec tears - he looks like he is operating with about 80% of the pec muscle - it's not just the tear, they are outright smaller.

He genuinely reminds me of one trap man

Nevertheless, he doesn't look all that bad and legs look a bit better - don't seem to have any symmetry issues, which is odd.  Looks like he developed when he was growing up with a bias on the left.

I have to say, this is almost as good as a law degree, so I'll award him an honorary bachelors degree in thongian combat\

Also, I know he will read this:  Congrats on getting much better at not looking like a sperg in photos.  Good work.

What photos show his legs now?  All I've seen are the few Facebook photos posted here, ones taken and chosen by him and he looks exactly tthe same

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #507 on: November 16, 2025, 06:26:39 AM »
Hi Bhanky!


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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #508 on: November 16, 2025, 07:04:55 AM »
America must be a pretty feminist country for "assault on a female" specifically being a crime other than simply "assault"

I thought that woman was beat up from that police report?

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #509 on: November 16, 2025, 07:17:32 AM »
America must be a pretty feminist country for "assault on a female" specifically being a crime other than simply "assault"
Men have a monopoly on force

Its always been chivalrous not to hit women

If it was a feminist country it would indeed be just "assualt" as the feminist agenda is equality with men.
The fact its a more serous crime hitting a female demonstrates it isnt a feminist legislatory.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #510 on: November 16, 2025, 08:12:53 AM »
America must be a pretty feminist country for "assault on a female" specifically being a crime other than simply "assault"

Scrap with Em on the way back from the loss?  No cartoon dogs to blame for punching the “car seats” like last time

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #511 on: November 16, 2025, 08:27:30 AM »
i think he will have gone on his own.

em will be getting slotted by the senator humiliated by brians law school farce.

spencer would be in the barbers with his loving mother having his dads rebel does my son look hard haircut made better for 'school'.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #512 on: November 16, 2025, 08:31:44 AM »
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #513 on: November 16, 2025, 08:44:40 AM »
Scrap with Em on the way back from the loss?  No cartoon dogs to blame for punching the “car seats” like last time
He will probably get explosive diaorea on the way home in the car and blame a cartoon dog for doing it

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #514 on: November 16, 2025, 08:53:23 AM »
Men have a monopoly on force

Its always been chivalrous not to hit women

If it was a feminist country it would indeed be just "assualt" as the feminist agenda is equality with men.
The fact its a more serous crime hitting a female demonstrates it isnt a feminist legislatory.

Simp nation?

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #515 on: November 16, 2025, 08:54:06 AM »
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #516 on: November 16, 2025, 08:55:48 AM »
He will probably get explosive diaorea on the way home in the car and blame a cartoon dog for doing it

He posted a video driving home calling out Jeff - lol

Dude is mentally ill.

I just find it comical. He lets getbig run his personal life

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #517 on: November 16, 2025, 08:56:19 AM »
He posted a video driving home calling out Jeff - lol

Dude is mentally ill.

I just find it comical. He lets getbig run his personal life
Link?
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #518 on: November 16, 2025, 08:58:17 AM »
Link?

It's on his facebook.

He's literally looking into the camera while he's driving.

Complete fucking idiot.

But he says he looks better than Jeff ever did.

Can't wait to do some side by side comparison photos once they surface.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #519 on: November 16, 2025, 09:03:34 AM »
It's on his facebook.

He's literally looking into the camera while he's driving.

Complete fucking idiot.

But he says he looks better than Jeff ever did.

Can't wait to do some side by side comparison photos once they surface.
The 4k pics will be amazing!!
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #520 on: November 16, 2025, 09:34:12 AM »
the video is absolute gold

however its broken down here is the bottom line

brian is driving back from a show he lost on his own and decides to film himself doing a video of his 'good arm', while shaking like a shitting dog, to show jeff, a man he doesnt know, on a board he is banned from posting on that he looks 'good'. Jeff who has competed at an international level and is well respected.

out of 140 odd views 4 people like his post

as with everything his wife is nowhere to be seen. his army friends are nowhere to be seen. strict curl nation nowhere to be seen. friends nowhere to be seen.

this is his life. nothing more.

trying to impress people who would happiy see him dead or dying.

did someone put stan by eminem on?

brian why nor do a video about your law school 'career'? we'd all watch that. and laugh.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #521 on: November 16, 2025, 09:42:22 AM »

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #522 on: November 16, 2025, 09:55:58 AM »
same weight as Brian here 2017 at 52


2018 at 53


Brian at 45


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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #523 on: November 16, 2025, 09:59:49 AM »
no more needs be said as brian flexes his 16' 'gun' for people who dont care!

its just weird as fuck.

but proper car crash stuff!
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« Reply #524 on: November 16, 2025, 10:00:54 AM »
no more needs be said as brian flexes his 16' 'gun' for people who dont care!

its just weird as fuck.

but proper car crash stuff!