Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures  (Read 132189 times)

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #700 on: November 18, 2025, 09:38:46 AM »
Wood Hankins


After having Hernia surgery last week I can now say I understand what a woman goes through physically in pregnancy.  Being ripped apart by a baby and having an alien come out of your umbilical Hernia like Sigourney Weaever. Your insides are literally torn apart then you get little scars on your midsection small stretch marks lost elasticity and it's over you have a bit of a pooch forever. So when you say you have suffered through childbirth and have the scars to your bodies I know I have felt this suffering. I have the scars and damage to my middle aged midsection. I am with you my sisters. @Childbirthsucks







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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #701 on: November 18, 2025, 10:12:33 AM »
He's been waiting for that his whole life. If this retard is really getting brought in, then it's only fair we bring in the other retard so they can battle it out like Achilles vs Hector for our entertainment. Let them fight to the death. Loser gets banned.
Should bhank be unbanned if that guys account gets approved ???
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #702 on: November 18, 2025, 10:23:20 AM »
My understanding/impression is he has attempted to harm this site with legal action in the past, so screw him, perma-ban.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #703 on: November 18, 2025, 10:24:50 AM »
no

keep him gone

its far funnier having him proclaim stuff on facebook only to have to delete it when his missus sees it.

he is powerless while banned

lets keep it that way he offers nothing and wanted to get the place closed
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #704 on: November 18, 2025, 10:25:43 AM »
My understanding/impression is he has attempted to harm this site with legal action in the past, so screw him, perma-ban.


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he spends his life getting away with shit believing rules don't apply to him. fuck him.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #705 on: November 18, 2025, 10:50:28 AM »
Bhanky,
Why do you call yourself "Wood"?
Please respond on Facebook.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #706 on: November 18, 2025, 10:52:56 AM »
Bhanky,
Why do you call yourself "Wood"?
Please respond on Facebook.

Wood Hankins doesnt have a criminal record .....yet

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #707 on: November 18, 2025, 10:54:27 AM »


Wood Hankins
They know I had surgery on my chest in November 2024. What they don't know is I had a 2nd procedure to clean up complications from the 1st on my chest April 21st. I had to take 2 more months off after that before I could do any training.

The second surgery was done by a different doctor than the tendon graft surgeon (the deleted picture he posted showed a Dr Love) and the clean up was probably to repair the original hack job.

Many getbiggers told Brian that the original surgeon just saw him as an easy payday and the surgeon was just blowing smoke up his ass. It looks like getbig was once again correct

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #708 on: November 18, 2025, 10:55:15 AM »
its purely for facebook purposes

because put brian hankins in and you get mugshots of a woman beater

not good when trying to get into law school

sadly for brian people arent fucking idiots like himself
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #709 on: November 18, 2025, 10:58:34 AM »
Usual semhanktics... "I got a podium" when he placed 3rd out of 4, ie. second to last. The guys who placed above him also competed in Bodybuilding and got 1st and 2nd place in their respective class. Wonder why bhank didn't enter the bodybuilding class too.

Meanwhile he is getting crushed by a midget...


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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #710 on: November 18, 2025, 10:58:42 AM »
Bhanky,
Why do you call yourself "Wood"?
Please respond on Facebook.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #711 on: November 18, 2025, 11:09:38 AM »
Huge head on the short fellow but much bigger legs than bhanks.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #712 on: November 18, 2025, 11:24:00 AM »
hes only ever won a fucking medal
Spencers trophy cabinet is bigger than Brians
Yup:

Lifting trophies Won: Spencer = 1   Brian = 0

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha LOL  ;D

BTW,the 2 guys that placed ahead of Brian simply crush him in every way.......the 4th. place guy looks completely untrained.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #713 on: November 18, 2025, 11:26:13 AM »
Usual semhanktics... "I got a podium" when he placed 3rd out of 4, ie. second to last. The guys who placed above him also competed in Bodybuilding and got 1st and 2nd place in their respective class. Wonder why bhank didn't enter the bodybuilding class too.

Meanwhile he is getting crushed by a midget...

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he found the posing too tiring.

seriously

and he comments on SC- he couldnt last SC's warm up
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #714 on: November 18, 2025, 11:27:03 AM »
My understanding/impression is he has attempted to harm this site with legal action in the past, so screw him, perma-ban.
Agreed.....no rats needed or allowed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #715 on: November 18, 2025, 11:30:58 AM »
Should bhank be unbanned if that guys account gets approved ???

My personal vote would be for a temporary reprieve to let him battle it out with Tim Heck on here while we all watch and abuse him from the sidelines. Provoke him until he's about to go nuclear then ban him again and watch him melt on Facebook.

But if he's perma-banned for serious legal reasons, that's fair.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #716 on: November 18, 2025, 11:34:22 AM »
The posing wouldn`t be tiring if he ever practiced.

I`ve done 4 classes and a bench press contest at the same show and won or placed in all of them.............and the classes were packed......not just 4 guys.

You`re only up there for 60-90 seconds..........what a fucking wuss!

Instead of doing 3 wobbly squats with a weight he can`t control, he should use 185 pounds and do deep sets of 20 reps to build his endurance, but we all know his ego is way to big for that to ever happen.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #717 on: November 18, 2025, 11:34:31 AM »
my issue is that if he had his own way the board would not exist as he wanted to get it taken down

for that reason alone he can go fuck himself. while I fuck his mum Beverly. up the arse. as she likes it.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #718 on: November 18, 2025, 11:43:22 AM »


he found the posing too tiring.

seriously

and he comments on SC- he couldnt last SC's warm up

Bhanks hates hard ass work and it shows.   

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #719 on: November 18, 2025, 11:47:37 AM »
just seen the line up shot

he was lucky to get 3rd
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #720 on: November 18, 2025, 11:48:18 AM »
This picture was probably taken by a photographer who charges contestants for pics and naturally has the camera set with filters that makes them look in better condition.

When the official contest pictures are out you'll see Brian still has the glazed doughnut and soggy look that are his trademark. Flexacon doesn't fall for Brians tricks.

I did warn everyone not to fall for Brians tricks. He was soft

Posted on FB so obviously a carefully selected pic

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #721 on: November 18, 2025, 11:49:55 AM »
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #722 on: November 18, 2025, 11:59:25 AM »
I did warn everyone not to fall for Brians tricks. He was soft

Posted on FB so obviously a carefully selected pic


Chest looks just as bad, legs are even smaller now. It's all downhill from here.


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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #723 on: November 18, 2025, 12:02:02 PM »
Usual semhanktics... "I got a podium" when he placed 3rd out of 4, ie. second to last. The guys who placed above him also competed in Bodybuilding and got 1st and 2nd place in their respective class. Wonder why bhank didn't enter the bodybuilding class too.

Meanwhile he is getting crushed by a midget...




He would place dead last in bodybuilding.

I looked at the master competitors

He saw the competion and chose the path of least resistance and still finished second last


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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #724 on: November 18, 2025, 12:03:48 PM »
Show us the back and ass Hankins. You know you won't.