Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures  (Read 131843 times)

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #750 on: November 18, 2025, 01:49:15 PM »
I think he beat the 4th guy.
I agree. 4th guy looks untrained.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #751 on: November 18, 2025, 01:49:42 PM »

Fuck that comb over is bad Jesus
Still has the huge bald spot in the back double bi shot!  ;D

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #752 on: November 18, 2025, 01:51:30 PM »
I agree. 4th guy looks untrained.

Its close. 

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #753 on: November 18, 2025, 01:51:43 PM »
Lolol Hankins is wearing leopard print posing trunks.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #754 on: November 18, 2025, 01:54:30 PM »
He was banned for multiple threats to sue Ron and shut getbig down.

His responses on here officially aren’t needed.

It’s not like he’s going to come here and explain why he was an utter failure as a lawyer.

Even if he signed a legal contract agreeing to never sue he wouldn’t be worth his word.

Just like how the courts tell him not to harass women and he does it any way.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #755 on: November 18, 2025, 01:56:10 PM »
Its close.

I was for sure thinking Hanky had him, but Bhank’s back is the worst one and it’s that guy’s best body part.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #756 on: November 18, 2025, 01:56:43 PM »
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #757 on: November 18, 2025, 01:57:21 PM »


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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #758 on: November 18, 2025, 01:58:41 PM »
I was for sure thinking Hanky had him, but Bhank’s back is the worst one and it’s that guy’s best body part.
4th place guy also has 2 pecs

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #759 on: November 18, 2025, 01:59:12 PM »
I was for sure thinking Hanky had him, but Bhank’s back is the worst one and it’s that guy’s best body part.

Forearms, calves, delts, back,   - hams are tied,    other guy bigger legs from the fronr.   Bhanks leaner in midsection due to Chrones, etc. 

To me this is closer than Bhanks would like to think. 

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #760 on: November 18, 2025, 02:01:57 PM »
Forearms, calves, delts, back,   - hams are tied,    other guy bigger legs from the fronr.   Bhanks leaner in midsection due to Chrones, etc. 

To me this is closer than Bhanks would like to think.

he already wrote he was "battling" for 3rd

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #761 on: November 18, 2025, 02:03:00 PM »
Forearms, calves, delts, back,   - hams are tied,    other guy bigger legs from the fronr.   Bhanks leaner in midsection due to Chrones, etc. 

To me this is closer than Bhanks would like to think.

Hankins has better conditioning than the fourth guy.

But that will be the only type he can beat, because he'll never work hard enough or suffer enough to get in real stage shape.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #762 on: November 18, 2025, 02:07:20 PM »
Taffy just gave me 2 chuckles and a parsh

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #763 on: November 18, 2025, 02:10:25 PM »
Forearms, calves, delts, back,   - hams are tied,    other guy bigger legs from the fronr.   Bhanks leaner in midsection due to Chrones, etc. 

To me this is closer than Bhanks would like to think.
I'd give hamstring to bhank. The other guy gets back though. Overall I think bhank has better condition than the 4th guy. The other two guys are so far ahead of bhank it's not even close.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #764 on: November 18, 2025, 02:18:19 PM »
Oof, Brian looks like a water buffalo from the back. And his legs look like two boiled hotdogs. What was his stack for this one? Insulin and ketamine?

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #765 on: November 18, 2025, 02:33:47 PM »
AI knows all about Brian

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #766 on: November 18, 2025, 02:34:30 PM »
Taffy just gave me 2 chuckles and a parsh



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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #767 on: November 18, 2025, 04:22:50 PM »
He's been waiting for that his whole life. If this retard is really getting brought in, then it's only fair we bring in the other retard so they can battle it out like Achilles vs Hector for our entertainment. Let them fight to the death. Loser gets banned.

I'm lost.  Who is this Timothy character Joswift is referencing?  Makes no difference, let him in and Hankins too. 

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #768 on: November 18, 2025, 04:40:03 PM »
  :o

Getbig strikes again

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #769 on: November 18, 2025, 04:54:12 PM »
Hopefully the Tim Heck account is approved soon.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #770 on: November 18, 2025, 06:00:20 PM »
Why did the hair transplant not cover the bald spot?

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #771 on: November 18, 2025, 06:12:45 PM »
Why did the hair transplant not cover the bald spot?
He spent the bald spot money to fix his broken tit.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #772 on: November 18, 2025, 07:28:52 PM »
My personal vote would be for a temporary reprieve to let him battle it out with Tim Heck on here while we all watch and abuse him from the sidelines. Provoke him until he's about to go nuclear then ban him again and watch him melt on Facebook.

But if he's perma-banned for serious legal reasons, that's fair.

There should at least be a "Hankins Hunting Season" where he's brought back for a while til he runs off.  Or bring him back on the "Big 4 PPV" Schedule.  I don't think Hanky has it in him to stick around very long at this point after the severe ownings(both by getbiggers and by himself) he's received in 2025.  Law school, him hurting his newly repaired pec because he's a moron, etc.

I want Hanky, Jane and Josh back and I want some INTERNET WAR goddammit.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #773 on: November 18, 2025, 07:40:58 PM »
He spent the bald spot money to fix his broken tit.

He should have focused on fixing one issue completely instead of doing 2 partial repairs. It looks dumb.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #774 on: November 18, 2025, 07:48:45 PM »


I want Hanky, Jane and Josh back and I want some INTERNET WAR goddammit.

Would be good if they were allowed back. Assuming their ban related to DJ who was being insufferable which should be considered mitigating circumstances