bhank is banned from Getbig

[Never1AShow]

Walls of text on his facebook for the getbig fellas lol

Wood Hankins

I see a lot of dudes talking shit saying my chest is garbage and I am small. They know I had surgery on my chest in November 2024. What they don't know is I had a 2nd procedure to clean up complications from the 1st on my chest April 21st. I had to take 2 more months off after that before I could do any training. The chest is smaller but structurally it is improved. I will have more mass in chest shoulders and arms next time. My training was very limited with light weights due to the tendon being new things will be different in another 6 months. Legs are also strengthening rapidly with new squat rack expect more improvement there and I have a lat pulldown cable system now. Again, though training was limited due to chest. I did the best I could right now. Also going to pay for the pro photo shoot right after prelims next time before I blow up the belly for finals. I will do better next time. Meanwhile I don't see the haters talking shit about me doing shit themselves. They don't post their lifts or physique updates or compete in bodybuilding or any powerlifting. They all just claim to be in better shape and stronger no actual lifts updates or shows just empty challenges.

 Jeff can not squat 315lbs for a single much less reps but wants to talk shit. SC is a fake natty who keeps claiming to be in the best shape but will not step on stage and never shows his physique torso. Josh keeps claiming he wants to have a strength challenge but has not posted a lift ever. I posted 315lbs for 4 full deep reps squats go ahead and start with that you fat slob. Stop pretending you are in any kind of shape with your t shirt on. Wes never had any legs in any stage pics I have ever seen so he can sit his old ass down next to Jeff.
Today matters I am in decent shape today these guys are not. 38 is another slob with a big belly hernia who wants to pretend he is some big man in shape he is another joke as bad as Josh just a fat old man. Chaos can not even bench press 275lbs today. None of these dudes can do any better but all want to talk shit. By all means get on stage you fat fucking slobs or post some lifts and not trap deadlifts SC we all have seen that.

You want to call me weak lets see you squat 315 for reps to start. Go ahead and hit a strict curl anytime you feel up to challenging me or keep pretending Josh isnt a fat fucking slob he is so strong lets see him lift anything at all. Why not get on stage SC since you are so great and so much better pretty sure dude is a 5 foot nothing dwarf anyway? Just a bunch of soggy old jealous haters posting pics from 1985 most of them don't even lift

I would love to see everyone of them post their curent squats and stage pics but that wont happen yet they got a lot to say about mine
Thanks to Mike Rogers though he actually helped me out and gave me some great advice and encouragement. I was really dry without a diuretic that morning from it

This is a clear lie, we did know about his complications from chest surgery, it's right there at number 113:

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. "the cancer in my digestive tract"
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum
91.  Chronic back pain due to (??)
92.  Opioid addiction
93.  Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95.  Osteoporosis
96.  clinically obese
97. Wrist- didn't heal right
98.  Cauliflower ear in left ear canal effecting hearing
99.  2 Eyes different size
100.  Heat Stroke at Busch Gardens
101.  Blackouts when bends down ("I get dizzy when I bend down to tie my shoes and then stand back up. That is why I am not ever going to pick up a damn thing off the floor and it also just hurst to bend I am usually stiff and sore if something drops I leave it.")
102.  Appetite Ulcer
103.  Tweaked something in left armpit tricep (milking Bailey)
104.  Spaghetti-Os induced, pants shitting causing, backstage stinking up Explosive gas
105.  Painfully inflamed lymph node in leg.
106.  DSP (Delayed Sodium Processing)
107.  Deaf in left ear from Mortar System
108.  blew out knee walking up stairs after fighting with wife-fluid in the knee - 100cc of blood drawn out of the knee every other week - knee cap is floating
109.  coagulated blood in chest
110.  Arthritic left shoulder
111.  stringy with a belly
112.  Frontal lobe skin cancer on forehead (per Spaulding)
113.  Failed $25,000 pec surgery where some of the muscle has pulled off the tendon and needs to be redone

[Lartinos]

I don’t think his cramping feet are on there though.

[Never1AShow]

I don’t think his cramping feet are on there though.

You're right.  It is now:

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. "the cancer in my digestive tract"
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum
91.  Chronic back pain due to (??)
92.  Opioid addiction
93.  Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95.  Osteoporosis
96.  clinically obese
97. Wrist- didn't heal right
98.  Cauliflower ear in left ear canal effecting hearing
99.  2 Eyes different size
100.  Heat Stroke at Busch Gardens
101.  Blackouts when bends down ("I get dizzy when I bend down to tie my shoes and then stand back up. That is why I am not ever going to pick up a damn thing off the floor and it also just hurst to bend I am usually stiff and sore if something drops I leave it.")
102.  Appetite Ulcer
103.  Tweaked something in left armpit tricep (milking Bailey)
104.  Spaghetti-Os induced, pants shitting causing, backstage stinking up Explosive gas
105.  Painfully inflamed lymph node in leg.
106.  DSP (Delayed Sodium Processing)
107.  Deaf in left ear from Mortar System
108.  blew out knee walking up stairs after fighting with wife-fluid in the knee - 100cc of blood drawn out of the knee every other week - knee cap is floating
109.  coagulated blood in chest
110.  Arthritic left shoulder
111.  stringy with a belly
112.  Frontal lobe skin cancer on forehead (per Spaulding)
113.  Failed $25,000 pec surgery where some of the muscle has pulled off the tendon and needs to be redone
114. Cramping feet

[delon]

Hair comparison vs. a couple of other professionally taken photos

[MuscleBuff]

By Brian's logic, anyone who is able to squat 315 for 4 reps TODAY cannot be criticized by even retired world championship who stopped lifting.

[38 returns]

just got up to see brian has put a film up about some fella saying about haters.

Brian, you are the one who came here and when people didnt kiss your arse or believe your obvious lies abused people. you are the ultimate hater- the ultimate little bitch

you have no friends, no 'buddies',  stick to harassing 15 year old boys in gym changing rooms you fucking predator.

as for people saying stuff behind your back not true- we;ve all been up front about you.  and you've done nothing about it. absolute coward. we arent 90 lb women you can beat, dope up and abuse.

now write your next facebook post until you are told to take it down by mummy or the snaggle toothed scarecrow. you fucking bitch.

[AbrahamG]

 

[38 returns]

hahahaha good find

'today I got a suit and my mom said to try it on and i did and it fitted and i also got a blue tie and it was stripey and a shirt too and i liked them a lot and i tried them on cos mom asked and she gives me pocket money and then she said can you pout like a homosexual- I said yes pouted and she said i looked like a hotshot lawyer and i said good and then we had ice cream and i went to bed and did a mess as i was excited. the end.

Brian Healy Wood Hankins
Almost 50

[Phantom Spunker]

I'm lost.  Who is this Timothy character Joswift is referencing?  Makes no difference, let him in and Hankins too.

So Brian managed to find another retard with the same personality as him on Facebook. They became 'buddies' for all of 5 minutes before it followed the natural trajectory of every other relationship in Brian's life and violently deflagrated into a fiery spectacle of misspelled insults and death threats.

Fatboy Heck says that Brian is a filthy pedo. Brian wants to 'chock' him until he drowns in his own bile then 'puit' him in the ground while his wife watches. Getbig inexplicably wants to bring Fatboy Heck into the mix on here to tell us all about how he loves his kids more than anyone else, loves his wife more than anyone else, and share constant motivational platitudes about being a 'beast' in da gym.

I'd have preferred that we set them both on each-other here for our entertainment, and then ban Brian right as he's melting down in order to force him to go postal on Facebook again in front of his family. But others have correctly pointed out that the game has changed now after Brian tried to get this place closed down, so it's in our best interests to keep him out.

I should add, I do see where everyone is coming from with regard to him staying banned, but the troll in me would love to see a scenario like Sandrock described, where Josh and Jane are brought back, and we have Hankins getting lynched just in time for Christmas. Just imagine him ruining Christmas day by spending it on here arguing instead of paying attention to his family, haha. Ron could manipulate him like a puppet and get revenge.

[IroNat]

I don't think Bhanky had any hair system or transplant.

[Soul Crusher]

I don't think Bhanky had any hair system or transplant.

He obviously was/is very self conscious about his baldness.   

[Soul Crusher]

GB owns Hankins' mind.   Imagine he is coming home from a show and this is what he is thinking about overall.  Very odd. 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1924306488492035

[Grape Ape]

GB owns Hankins' mind.   Imagine he is coming home from a show and this is what he is thinking about overall.  Very odd. 

https://www.facebook.com/reel/1924306488492035

Looking in the camera while driving shows what an absolute shit he is.

He's talked about watching FB videos while driving, and also getting pulled over for speeding a lot.

Fucktard.

[IroNat]

He obviously was/is very self conscious about his baldness.   

Real men shave their head.

[IroNat]

Who is Bhanky's #1 fan as mentioned in his facebook video?

Does having a #1 fan imply there are also #2 and #3 fans and higher number fans?

[Rambone]

Looking in the camera while driving shows what an absolute shit he is.

He's talked about watching FB videos while driving, and also getting pulled over for speeding a lot.

Fucktard.

@1:11

Bhanks reminds me ALOT of the Wild Child flexing his pipes while speeding in his corvette with his hair blowing in the wind and the whole working out with his son thing. I personally think he should make more videos while driving. Oh, and brutal holding the spinning rod upside down like I’ve never fished in my life! Bhanks would never do that.

[Les Grossman]

Would be good if they were allowed back. Assuming their ban related to DJ who was being insufferable which should be considered mitigating circumstances

My daughter and I worked out with JustPlaneJane last Thursday then went to dinner with her. She squats 275 better than Wood Hankins squats 315.

[GymnJuice]

I don't think Bhanky had any hair system or transplant.

His body rejected the hair transplant in the same way it rejected the donor pec tendon.

[Flexacon]

It looks like he used his pubes for the hair transplant 

[Hulkotron]

It looks like he used his pubes for the hair transplant 

I think typically they take it from the back of the scalp.  Look how much higher his hairline is in the back compared to the other three.

[Flexacon]

I think typically they take it from the back of the scalp.  Look how much higher his hairline is in the back compared to the other three.

It was high even before, so he probably had a transplant in the past and ran out of donor hair from that area

You've had hair plugs. You can see the patchiness on the back of the head where they removed the donor hair.

Also your "hairline" looks artificial as fuck. Like someone lined it up with a straight edge

[joswift]

His body rejected the hair transplant in the same way it rejected the donor pec tendon.

the hair rejected Brian

[Taffin]

Real men shave their head balls

FTFY

[Dave D]

the hair rejected Brian

It’s his hair!

That’s awful. Poor guy. Weight training has rejected his body, law school has rejected his application, society has rejected his personality, fashion has rejected his style, he can’t catch a break.

[Soul Crusher]

He is so insecure  - just shave it off for F sake.   Bald Bhank has a nice ring to it.