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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #800 on: November 19, 2025, 12:27:19 PM »
It was high even before, so he probably had a transplant in the past and ran out of donor hair from that area



This was the "my wife says I look like a model" picture.

Next day he shit himself, the cartoon dogs appeared and he looked like this:


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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #801 on: November 19, 2025, 12:31:07 PM »
He is most certainly gay wearing something like that.  Yikes.  Is that another of if wifes' panties he tries on and parades around in at home?

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« Reply #802 on: November 19, 2025, 02:37:32 PM »
I think typically they take it from the back of the scalp.  Look how much higher his hairline is in the back compared to the other three.

Leopard posing trunks. When everyone is wearing solid black like you have too in classic

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #803 on: November 19, 2025, 02:45:55 PM »
Leopard posing trunks. When everyone is wearing solid black like you have too in classic
He was paying tribute to Charles Atlas and Vince Gironda. :D

What a fucking goofy loser Brian is !

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #804 on: November 19, 2025, 02:53:56 PM »
people wonder where Rocky went to?

Brian found his body, emaciated dead. And fashioned a thong to enable him to get an iffy 3rd place in a low rent regional sub category. He also made a lawyers wig out of it but thats now up on e-bay.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #805 on: November 19, 2025, 03:07:26 PM »
people wonder where Rocky went to?

Brian found his body, emaciated dead. And fashioned a thong to enable him to get an iffy 3rd place in a low rent regional sub category. He also made a lawyers wig out of it but thats now up on e-bay.
Brian is a very resourceful dude!   LOL  ;D

You funny basti`d !  D

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #806 on: November 19, 2025, 03:43:18 PM »
So Brian managed to find another retard with the same personality as him on Facebook. They became 'buddies' for all of 5 minutes before it followed the natural trajectory of every other relationship in Brian's life and violently deflagrated into a fiery spectacle of misspelled insults and death threats.

Fatboy Heck says that Brian is a filthy pedo. Brian wants to 'chock' him until he drowns in his own bile then 'puit' him in the ground while his wife watches. Getbig inexplicably wants to bring Fatboy Heck into the mix on here to tell us all about how he loves his kids more than anyone else, loves his wife more than anyone else, and share constant motivational platitudes about being a 'beast' in da gym.

I'd have preferred that we set them both on each-other here for our entertainment, and then ban Brian right as he's melting down in order to force him to go postal on Facebook again in front of his family. But others have correctly pointed out that the game has changed now after Brian tried to get this place closed down, so it's in our best interests to keep him out.

I should add, I do see where everyone is coming from with regard to him staying banned, but the troll in me would love to see a scenario like Sandrock described, where Josh and Jane are brought back, and we have Hankins getting lynched just in time for Christmas. Just imagine him ruining Christmas day by spending it on here arguing instead of paying attention to his family, haha. Ron could manipulate him like a puppet and get revenge.

To what extent did he try to get this place shut down?  Was that two months getbig was down earlier this year related to that?  Yes, I'm quite daft at times.  I still would like him back.  I'm banned from Facebook.  LOL.  Any links to this fat fuck Heck?  Sounds like he should be fast tracked into the forum. 

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #807 on: November 19, 2025, 07:44:06 PM »
405 by xmas loll

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #808 on: November 19, 2025, 07:48:10 PM »
405 by xmas loll

Im glad he is taking the extra sun precautions in his garage.

Hair on the back of his head couldn’t possibly look worse, lol.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #809 on: November 19, 2025, 08:59:39 PM »
What a wuss, using a Stingray so as not to hurt his fragile traps.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #810 on: November 19, 2025, 09:18:15 PM »
405 by xmas loll

Oh Jeezus, now we're back to the 405 squat (that he never achieved).  Everything old is new again

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #811 on: November 19, 2025, 09:19:24 PM »
Im glad he is taking the extra sun precautions in his garage.

Hair on the back of his head couldn’t possibly look worse, lol.

Looks like he's gone grey back there.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #812 on: November 19, 2025, 09:19:36 PM »
Fatboy Heck says that Brian is a filthy pedo.

is fatboy heck slang amongst the medical fraternity for Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5-TR) ??

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #813 on: Today at 12:34:34 AM »
awwwww look at her little bald patch popping out to say hello under her cap. another failed 'medical procedure'?


notice on his prep posts he never once posted about crohns as his mum reads it. caught again brian!
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #814 on: Today at 12:50:10 AM »
is fatboy heck slang amongst the medical fraternity for Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (DSM-5-TR) ??

Took me a second, haha.

To what extent did he try to get this place shut down?  Was that two months getbig was down earlier this year related to that?  Yes, I'm quite daft at times.  I still would like him back.  I'm banned from Facebook.  LOL.  Any links to this fat fuck Heck?  Sounds like he should be fast tracked into the forum. 

Agreed, Fatboy Heck needs fast tracked. I've already got him going absolutely mental on Facebook, LOL. I have to admit, he's growing on me. He's going to fit right in on here.  :D


Since I'm still waiting like a mother fucker to get approved on GetBig, I'll start replying here. I'm sure someone will post it up there for me.
Or not. Either way 🤷‍♂️
First- Phantom whatever your name is, you, sir, are an ass. Like got-dayum dude tf? But that's nothing everyone isn't already aware of.

 Brian WomanBeater™ Hankins wasn't so much as a friend as he was a DickRider(also ™). Dude was always commenting on my posts about how big and strong I am, and I shouldn't care about losing weight because I am a natural built strong man with huge girthy wrists. He had little 6" wrists, but my 9" wrists show I'm built for it etc etc...
Chatted a couple times, I encouraged him on training his kid, he encouraged me to try strict curling. That's about the limit of our interaction, until you get to July of this year.
I put up a post about being pissed Trump wouldn't release the files(Epstein) as that's one of the big reasons I voted for him. I don't fuck with pedophiles or those that harbor them. Seemed like he was covering for someone, and if they are fucking kids, they all need to burn. WifeBeater ™ got pissed, talking about how no one was a pedophile because they only slept with 15 year old prostitutes... (have the screenshot of that too fyi) I'm sorry, but I have a daughter who is 15, and any adult looks her way it's on sight. For those of you who say that 17 is fine, they are adults, maybe in your country, but in America 17 is still a child and adults can go to prison for engaging in sexual relationships with them.
Brian kept arguing the "technical term" that they weren't pedophiles but XYZ- eh idc, you like people under 18 you're a pedo.
Never said I want to kill all pedos, I said #DeadPedophilesDontReoffend

Now, I let that back and forth from July die down, figured he was on the spectrum, and that lie a kid super into trains, he was into correct terminology and couldn't NOT say it.

Fast forward, he makes that comment about my 12yo son looking good like his mother (weird fucking comment) and some bs about me buying him matching shoes- kid was quick running outside to try the yoke and slipped on one of his and one of his sisters crocs bc he didn't want to look for his shoes. I'm not poor, well, not so poor my kids don't have shoes 🤦‍♂️

Fatboy Heck.... Fatfuck Heck- where were you guys when I was coming up with my strongman name??? Those are way better than what I picked!
Now to the recent blowup- same story, pissed trump was blocking the release of the files, and AGAIN he started going off, and getting more unhinged. My wife commented about him being a pedo for commenting on our kids image, he insulted her, and from there i did anything I could to rile him up.
Gotta say tho- definitely sus- dude spends a lot of time thinking about hypothetical 17 year olds and their freshly 18 year old partners being sexually active 🧐🧐

From here, guy started threatening to high kick me in the teeth (with #4, #32, #37, #44, #62 etc) and started insulting my kids, 14 and 12.... started finding their pictures on my profile and saying some nasty shit. So I started posting on his timeline and he blocked me like a bitch.
Also, phantom whothefuckever- obviously I'm attention hungry, validation seeking, mentally ill... I'm on social media begging for attention... you're doing the exact same thing just with bodybuilding....
Anyways, hopefully they approve me so I can jump in there.

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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #815 on: Today at 01:10:35 AM »
Thanks for bringing me up to speed.  I think I've got a good idea of what we are in store for. 

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« Reply #816 on: Today at 01:13:23 AM »
get heck here! sounds like a getbigger to me and takes it in good sport.

also brian brian brian- a 12 yr old boy is 'good looking'. lets hope spencer is nowhere near you in 6 years.
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« Reply #817 on: Today at 01:18:51 AM »
plus brian described this person as his buddy.

hes clearly just someone who commented on something brian did.

thats it.

he has no friends.
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Re: bhank is banned from Getbig
« Reply #818 on: Today at 01:20:31 AM »
Hankins and Heck are both Golden Corral material.  No offense Chaos.