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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1300 on: November 26, 2025, 10:55:53 AM »
I’m catching up on reading this thread and I’m starting to get the feeling that Wood Hankins is not very well liked.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1301 on: November 26, 2025, 10:57:13 AM »
It almost defies belief that two of the most despised men in weightlifting both happen to have the same personality disorder, both hobbled around on canes in their 20s like a couple of fags, both lied about their military service and stole valor from real veterans, and now live their lives online after being disowned by family and friends. They're genuinely like two cowardly peas in a pod; no wonder Blaha is Brian's best mate in the whole wide world.

Poor old Em's alcoholic brother getting thrown right under the bus by Horseshit Healy.




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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1302 on: November 26, 2025, 10:58:32 AM »
I’m catching up on reading this thread and I’m starting to get the feeling that Wood Hankins is not very well liked.
Mr Grossman you sir are a master of the understatement

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1303 on: November 26, 2025, 10:59:09 AM »
I agree Wes.

Hes a good guy and he’s missed around these parts. I hope he and his family have a great thanksgiving.

On a side note his son setting fictional powerlifting records is concerning.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1304 on: November 26, 2025, 10:59:26 AM »
I’m catching up on reading this thread and I’m starting to get the feeling that Wood Hankins is not very well liked.

Nothing gets by you, brother

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1305 on: November 26, 2025, 11:13:39 AM »
It almost defies belief that two of the most despised men in weightlifting both happen to have the same personality disorder, both hobbled around on canes in their 20s like a couple of fags, both lied about their military service and stole valor from real veterans, and now live their lives online after being disowned by family and friends. They're genuinely like two cowardly peas in a pod; no wonder Blaha is Brian's best mate in the whole wide world.

Poor old Em's alcoholic brother getting thrown right under the bus by Horseshit Healy.





Can't wait to watch the mutual cocksuckfest these two give each other. The dog killer and the spousal abuser. Sounds like a bad sitcom.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1306 on: November 26, 2025, 11:14:33 AM »
Mr Grossman you sir are a master of the understatement

I am trying to be careful and not formulate a premature conclusion.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1307 on: November 26, 2025, 11:14:40 AM »
can't wait to watch the mutual cocksuckfest these two give each other. The dog killer and the spousal abuser. Sounds like a bad sitcom.
One percieved slight from Blaha and Brian will unleash hell

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1308 on: November 26, 2025, 11:31:03 AM »
Nothing gets by you, brother

I think you mean “borther”

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1309 on: November 26, 2025, 11:32:23 AM »
Can't wait to watch the mutual cocksuckfest these two give each other. The dog killer and the spousal abuser. Sounds like a bad sitcom.

Hanky is hitting the bottle   :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1310 on: November 26, 2025, 11:33:15 AM »
Hanky is hitting the bottle   :D

At least he can open one…

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« Reply #1311 on: November 26, 2025, 11:37:55 AM »
At least he can open one…

That is not confirmed.   :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1312 on: November 26, 2025, 11:41:05 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1313 on: November 26, 2025, 11:43:48 AM »
One percieved slight from Blaha and Brian will unleash hell

I’m trying to figure out what “hell” Wood Hankins could unleash? He melted down Matthew Canning with a video on how to dumbbell press once. He melted down DJ181 with a comment about his lack of aesthetic shape. But I can’t remember him really ever having much of an effect on anyone else.

Then again, Jason Blaha is also special needs like Wood Hankins’ other two victims. I guess as long as he doesn’t post a photo of his hand, we should be safe from a third meltdown.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1314 on: November 26, 2025, 11:45:42 AM »
I think you mean “borther”

I had no fucking idea what you were on about until I read the other post  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1315 on: November 26, 2025, 11:46:09 AM »
I had no fucking idea what you were on about until I read the other post  ;D

You’re not a Mensa man!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1316 on: November 26, 2025, 12:24:01 PM »
I sometimes confuse Rambone and Raymondo at a glance.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1317 on: November 26, 2025, 12:47:35 PM »
I sometimes confuse Rambone and Raymondo at a glance.

I’ve also done this and thought I was hacked at first glance. I’m going to change my avatar and really confuse everybody including myself

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1318 on: November 26, 2025, 01:12:45 PM »
I’m trying to figure out what “hell” Wood Hankins could unleash? He melted down Matthew Canning with a video on how to dumbbell press once. He melted down DJ181 with a comment about his lack of aesthetic shape. But I can’t remember him really ever having much of an effect on anyone else.

Then again, Jason Blaha is also special needs like Wood Hankins’ other two victims. I guess as long as he doesn’t post a photo of his hand, we should be safe from a third meltdown.
;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1319 on: November 26, 2025, 01:54:31 PM »
At least he can open one…
OUCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111   :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1320 on: November 26, 2025, 03:11:09 PM »
It almost defies belief that two of the most despised men in weightlifting both happen to have the same personality disorder, both hobbled around on canes in their 20s like a couple of fags, both lied about their military service and stole valor from real veterans, and now live their lives online after being disowned by family and friends. They're genuinely like two cowardly peas in a pod; no wonder Blaha is Brian's best mate in the whole wide world.

Poor old Em's alcoholic brother getting thrown right under the bus by Horseshit Healy.





Brian, scraping the bottom of the barrel. I mean the only good thing is he thinks squatting and deadlifting heavy makes him feel better. He’s missing the point that it’s the copious amount of oxy and marijuana that he takes  on a regular basis.

Anyways, he is more likely to get crumpled under one of these lifts before Christmas

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1321 on: November 26, 2025, 03:17:37 PM »
Brian, scraping the bottom of the barrel. I mean the only good thing is he thinks squatting and deadlifting heavy makes him feel better. He’s missing the point that it’s the copious amount of oxy and marijuana that he takes  on a regular basis.

Anyways, he is more likely to get crumpled under one of these lifts before Christmas

Looks like Brians thanksgiving guest was Ems brother, didnt he end up crashed out in a ditch later that night?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1322 on: November 26, 2025, 03:45:38 PM »
Looks like Brians thanksgiving guest was Ems brother, didnt he end up crashed out in a ditch later that night?

Oh Hahha forgot
About that story

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1323 on: November 26, 2025, 03:49:50 PM »
Looks like Brians thanksgiving guest was Ems brother, didnt he end up crashed out in a ditch later that night?
Ditch Drunkard Of Peace    :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1324 on: November 26, 2025, 04:01:45 PM »
Who is Raymbondo?