Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[illuminati]

Wood Hankins

Dear Haters who don’t lift. It is real simple a sleeved squat counts because you are allowed to wear knee sleeves in Raw competition. An elbow sleeve bench press absolutely does not count as not allowed to be worn in competition. Hope that clears it up I know it is confusing for people who don’t lift. Just like 90 degrees is the depth standard. This is an established sport with established standards just like strict curling you guys dont get to make up your own rules and standards. If you are not listed on OpenPowerliftimg your numbers are all bullshit anyway. I  plan to get my squat on the board next month.

Only your squats are no where near 90 degrees.
Try again & break parallel.

[38 returns]

he's deleted his posts

again

people who know him must be thinking about getting him sectioned

[WrongAdvices]

It's easy for Hankins to point out to the FB crew what is happening now, because they have no idea of the backstory that's led to this.

He's framing it as being completely innocent.

If he just would have been honest from the get go, things might be different.

Although his history says it would not.

We need Tim Heck account approved to translate

[38 returns]

FREETIM!

[Rambone]

Bhanks WILL NOT be Baker Acted

[illuminati]

he's deleted his posts

again

people who know him must be thinking about getting him sectioned

Ha Deleting post is 2nd nature to him.

[joswift]

[joswift]

[BigRo]

Is Em on holiday with them?

[Griffith]

Is Em on holiday with them?

No, she 'doesn't like the cold'.

[Flexacon]

No, she doesn't like the cold  BRIAN.

Fixed

[IroNat]

Bhanky has lost his luster.

[38 returns]

Is Em on holiday with them?

nope she is doing some charity work.


she is apparently helping rapping basketball players get cured of erectile dysfunction. so far she has 'helped' 12 teams. brians mum is on the mop to keep everywhere clean

[chaos]

We need Tim Heck account approved to translate

Ron has been notified that this account should be fast tracked.

[Walter Sobchak]

Hanky yearns for the day he is big enough that the autistic closet homo Affeman starts a “Imagine if” worshipping thread about him.

[Skeletor]

Fixed

^ This.

"and is happy to stay home with the animals".

She would rather stay with animals than with bhank.

[38 returns]

she got 2 nights in vegas as a honeymoon

surrounded by no family friends or work collegues.

and they have never gone away since.

happy marriage? nope. marriage? on paper. I think she is a dyke and got married to cover it for career reasons. He is a homosexual and did the same for self image reasons. They live separate lives.


he is on holiday with his son but is posting pics of himself posing. on holiday. gayer than gay itself.

[Flexacon]

Lol. The tard is tarding. He wrote a long post about his dangerous 12 yearold dog, how it can't be left alone and that's why his wife doesn't go away with him.

He then deleted it and posted this

Note to self ignore the negative people focus on positivity

[Phantom Spunker]

Brian, have you filmed yourself pulling off a backflip yet? I am willing to join your army but you need to show me that you're a worthy leader. I'm not expecting you to land some multiple rotation while launching off of a cliff, but I need to be inspired.

[38 returns]

Lol. The tard is tarding. He wrote a long post about his dangerous 12 yearold dog, how it can't be left alone and that's why his wife doesn't go away with him.

He then deleted it and posted this

are there no dog kennels near him?
yes plenty


so his wife didnt go because its cold
now didnt go because of the dog

neither are true

same reason she didnt go his show or mong boys lifting farce- they live separate lives. she was out on their anniversary alone

and even more unsolicited photos that nobody is interested in. well done mr 3rd pace finisher who removed his photos from the NPC report. hahaha

[Never1AShow]

Lol. The tard is tarding. He wrote a long post about his dangerous 12 yearold dog, how it can't be left alone and that's why his wife doesn't go away with him.

He then deleted it and posted this

He paid $25,000 to a quack doctor for pec surgery and was also alone during that.  He got kicked out of the hotel for smoking dope before the surgery.  Then he knew best and retore his pec because he started benching too soon.  We all tried to warn him. The "negativity" on here ain't his problem.  What kind of a moron films in the hotel gym

I wonder if he registered under Wood Hankins.

[Soul Crusher]

Wood Hankins


Day 3 Snowboarding burns a lot of calories feeling lean and thick may be my best overall size and condition in a decade. Legs are really coming up to match upper body. Turning 48 this week


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He really is Jack Torrance

[Krankenstein]

Wood Hankins

Day 3 Snowboarding burns a lot of calories feeling lean and thick may be my best overall size and condition in a decade. Legs are really coming up to match upper body. Turning 48 this week
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He really is Jack Torrance

This is getting beyond stupid.  You're with your kid and what do you decide to do?  Take a pic in your fucking underwear and post it ONLINE...posing.

stroking your fucking ego...PRAYING for people to "like" the picture so you feel better about yourself and enjoy the temporary dopamine response that the attention gives you.  The fake smile is an attempt to hide how empty you feel inside.  Don't come back with anything like "I have a full life" blah blah blah.  There have been SO MANY research articles about how those who post shit like this are NOT healthy individuals.

This literally is a Royalty-esque post of "Dear Diary...."

Why don't you post the stuff where you basically talked shit about the first surgeon and how he didn't know anything and you know better?  You won't because the reality would hit you in the face harder than father time has.

Every video you post with your kid is more about YOU than it is about him.  Deep down you with someone was recording you and you were getting all of the attention.  20yrs from now when you pull up videos and 'reminisce' people will be thinking/saying "why is your dad such an attention whore?"

[joswift]

This is getting beyond stupid.  You're with your kid and what do you decide to do?  Take a pic in your fucking underwear and post it ONLINE...posing.

stroking your fucking ego...PRAYING for people to "like" the picture so you feel better about yourself and enjoy the temporary dopamine response that the attention gives you.  The fake smile is an attempt to hide how empty you feel inside.  Don't come back with anything like "I have a full life" blah blah blah.  There have been SO MANY research articles about how those who post shit like this are NOT healthy individuals.

This literally is a Royalty-esque post of "Dear Diary...."

Why don't you post the stuff where you basically talked shit about the first surgeon and how he didn't know anything and you know better?  You won't because the reality would hit you in the face harder than father time has.

Every video you post with your kid is more about YOU than it is about him.  Deep down you with someone was recording you and you were getting all of the attention.  20yrs from now when you pull up videos and 'reminisce' people will be thinking/saying "why is your dad such an attention whore a fucking kunt?"

fixed

[tatoo]

This is getting beyond stupid.  You're with your kid and what do you decide to do?  Take a pic in your fucking underwear and post it ONLINE...posing.

stroking your fucking ego...PRAYING for people to "like" the picture so you feel better about yourself and enjoy the temporary dopamine response that the attention gives you.  The fake smile is an attempt to hide how empty you feel inside.  Don't come back with anything like "I have a full life" blah blah blah.  There have been SO MANY research articles about how those who post shit like this are NOT healthy individuals.

This literally is a Royalty-esque post of "Dear Diary...."

Why don't you post the stuff where you basically talked shit about the first surgeon and how he didn't know anything and you know better?  You won't because the reality would hit you in the face harder than father time has.

Every video you post with your kid is more about YOU than it is about him.  Deep down you with someone was recording you and you were getting all of the attention.  20yrs from now when you pull up videos and 'reminisce' people will be thinking/saying "why is your dad such an attention whore?"

fucking creepy old man lol... i wouldnt want this chester anywhere near kids...another altered pic too.. is anything about this pussy real? besides being a woman beating faggit who cant squat for shit hahaha... cant beat the excuses in every post either, true born loser