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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1975 on: December 09, 2025, 06:29:41 AM »
Wood Hankins:

Honestly these guys are giving me a complex. Like I know I am in shape. I have put in 20lbs in the last month and have been squatting eod simce my show. I have not even worked upper body once. Its growing on rest I am in the shape of my life.
But these guys are making me feel like Hercules with this AI accusations. Before they just claimed photoshop now AI.
They would be severely disappointed if they know how I can’t even log into Netflix on my own.  I don’t even know how to use Alexis or Siri much less Ai and photoshop lol. I have spent maybe an hour total on ChatGPT this last month for the first time. I actually dont like it ai is always wrong and idiots act like it is a primary source. Its just a search engine
They are going to be really upset after another 6 months of squats
No it’s not AI no it’s not Photoshop.  But Thanks for asking!!!! You are really making me feel huge and jacked.
Charlotte Cup is in April buy yourself a front row ticket to the show. Board full of want to be bodybuilders claiming I am ai and photoshop ok come compete against me in April then. Exactly
Or better yet get your buddies together and come beat me up in the parking lot since you guys all claim I am hiding from a bunch of 50 and 60 year old fat men who don’t train. You all claim I am weak and coward and you want to fight me great bring all your friends then amd come get me.
I have trained my entire life for that day please let it be in April. I got a 1k bucks says I can whoop you Josh and 38 at the same time. I will be wearing a college tuition on my wrist and a couple mortgage payments on my ring finger it’s yours if you can take it.

Challenging people to fight on an internet board he’s banned from via Facebook. Em must be proud. Mark this if he ever again lies about “threats” like he did before. He’s challenging to fights

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1976 on: December 09, 2025, 06:34:48 AM »
He posts on FB for us,then he deletes them so his wife doesn`t see them since  he`s forbidden by her to post here.
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Tim Heck will remedy all this trickery

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1977 on: December 09, 2025, 06:38:44 AM »
So he got thrown out on purpose to avoid coming to terms with his intellectual limitations.


no to get into law school you have to basically pass a fit and proper persons test type of thing.

he applied under the name 'Wood Hankins' which would be a 'clean skin'. However his name is actually Brian Healy Wood Hankins. The second one has over 70 legal infractions for substance abuse, assaulting women, assaulting police drunk driving etc etc etc

Once accepted we emailed the college, women groups, christian groups and within a week he was back at home . hed bought shirts and ties too to make himself look clever. it failed.
so his fraudulent application was cancelled.

this happened because he dared us to do it. we did. he now sits at home with bad personal hygiene and a killer dog that is even more of a bitch than he.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1978 on: December 09, 2025, 07:26:00 AM »

no to get into law school you have to basically pass a fit and proper persons test type of thing.

he applied under the name 'Wood Hankins' which would be a 'clean skin'. However his name is actually Brian Healy Wood Hankins. The second one has over 70 legal infractions for substance abuse, assaulting women, assaulting police drunk driving etc etc etc

Once accepted we emailed the college, women groups, christian groups and within a week he was back at home . hed bought shirts and ties too to make himself look clever. it failed.
so his fraudulent application was cancelled.

this happened because he dared us to do it. we did. he now sits at home with bad personal hygiene and a killer dog that is even more of a bitch than he.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1979 on: December 09, 2025, 07:27:36 AM »
Still, are you sure he didn't trick you into giving him an easy way out? What you describe is much less hard on the psyche of a narcissist than admitting he doesn't have what it takes.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1980 on: December 09, 2025, 07:48:29 AM »
being outwitted publicly by a load of 'washed up slobs' when he is the true... don't laugh..... the true...... alpha male is the epitome of humiliation

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1981 on: December 09, 2025, 07:54:51 AM »
being outwitted publicly by a load of 'washed up slobs' when he is the true... don't laugh..... the true...... alpha male is the epitome of humiliation

I guess that's not good either, but personally I would feel more embarrassed by having to admit I am a quitter and a failure and a dropout due to lack of faculties

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1982 on: December 09, 2025, 07:55:59 AM »
I guess that's not good either, but personally I would feel more embarrassed by having to admit I am a quitter and a failure and a dropout due to lack of faculties
he knows hes a quitter

He quit everything he has tried in life , he self sabotages , but its still quitting

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1983 on: December 09, 2025, 08:00:56 AM »
he knows hes a quitter

He quit everything he has tried in life , he self sabotages , but its still quitting

But continuously makes up excuses, never quite owns up to not having stuff.  :)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1984 on: December 09, 2025, 08:02:01 AM »
lol at his facial expressions
https://www.facebook.com/100017597190594/videos/1145464974336587/

this is a guy in the toilet while his son is sat outside all alone

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1985 on: December 09, 2025, 08:04:12 AM »
When the dream was still alive

Within a couple of weeks he was out









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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1986 on: December 09, 2025, 08:06:44 AM »
the army
the law school
his youtube channel
looking for rocky
working
obeying restraining orders
respecting the law
the clegg fight
heavy bench press
the other 2 fights
his friend patrick spalding and their special bond
his friend bailey? and their special bond
strict curl nation
speaking to his brother
arm wrasslin'
the gaycycle
recalling the name of anyone he had a fight with (over 10,000) in school
being allowed to be left alone with his brothers kids
his marriage
his watch collection of tat and fakes
his decent house in outer banks
his stock car 'racing'
his pool table parties
his mrs honeymoon
teaching spencer to read, write, eat and shite

he gives up on everything. hes got the backbone of a spineless jellyfish
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1987 on: December 09, 2025, 08:08:36 AM »
got to say those law school photos are fcuking gold!

absolute gold!
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1988 on: December 09, 2025, 08:34:07 AM »
hankins cant accomplish anything.. total failure and a joke to everyone lol.. i bet his wife is dying for a real man.. "honey sorry my little dick went limp, its because .......(insert excuse)"..... poor beta brian... itd be easier for him mentally to just come out as gay.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1989 on: December 09, 2025, 09:10:44 AM »
When the dream was still alive

Within a couple of weeks he was out







Only one in a hat. Always the trendsetter 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1990 on: December 09, 2025, 09:20:53 AM »
lol at his facial expressions
https://www.facebook.com/100017597190594/videos/1145464974336587/

this is a guy in the toilet while his son is sat outside all alone

Thank you for this. It reminds of a sitcom intro and makes a great profile pic.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1991 on: December 09, 2025, 09:28:23 AM »
Thank you for this. It reminds of a sitcom intro and makes a great profile pic


Dude!!!!   LOL   ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1992 on: December 09, 2025, 09:28:55 AM »
Dude!!!!   LOL   ;D

The follicles are taking up nicely. We will see the resurgence of Maui hanks

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1993 on: December 09, 2025, 09:29:06 AM »
He doesn't think about himself 100% of the time, he gives his son a huge amount of his time/resources and is right there making the kid feel like he can conquer the world. He shares his life on social media and it's him and getbig or him working out or him and his family. Hes dedicated. I can't say on any other areas of his life or his opinions/emotions.

Spermburper, you will be more successful trolling for cawk if you just PM Primemuscle.

This recent phaggotry has gotten out of hand.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1994 on: December 09, 2025, 09:35:57 AM »
The follicles are taking up nicely. We will see the resurgence of Maui hanks
The return of epic beard man with mucho hair..............his current moustache looks like a soup strainer !!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1995 on: December 09, 2025, 09:43:14 AM »
Thank you for this. It reminds of a sitcom intro and makes a great profile pic.


;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1996 on: December 09, 2025, 10:00:21 AM »
brian

the problem with taking your son on a trip he doesn't really give a fuck about is he looks bored to fucking tears the poor little bowl headed clown. let him be a kid and play with kids instead of making him live the life you didn't get, through him.

btw you said your son was wrestling kids and i quote twice his size. he is unless you lied 30 kilo and about4'6. so show us the 9 feet 2 132lb lads he was wrestling. you lied again. he went in against a bigger lad and looked disinterested because like you he is only interested when its weighted in his favour.

but thats just you lying- you cant help yourself.

I guarantee Spencer would much rather be having a snowball fight or making a snowman with kids his own age rather than being forced up and down the slopes by the man who kicked the living shit out of his mother and broke restraining orders because he can only beat women.

A long line of women you've abused jen, angel, your mother, the unnamed fitness pro you claimed to live with but couldnt recall her name.

poor spencer- looking at the other kids playing but getting stuck with a tit-implanted, closet gay with a wig and a hygiene problem and a worse relationship with the truth than with his own brother.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1997 on: December 09, 2025, 10:06:54 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1411229870373740&id=100044602201975

Bhanks needs to fight for blaha’s attention here. There are several 40 somethings on TRT in the ments showing off their gainz

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1998 on: December 09, 2025, 10:08:15 AM »
BHank looking scared -

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This was not a man walking through the projects alone or Vespa-ing around the hood.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #1999 on: December 09, 2025, 10:12:04 AM »
Thank you for this. It reminds of a sitcom intro and makes a great profile pic.



Ha, I could see Hankins playing multiple parts like Van Damme in Double Impact.