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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2125 on: Today at 09:35:40 AM »
hes done what people here predicted he would do

ooops hes hurt himself snowboarding



So predictable now.


Add to list of ailments:

Knee slipped twice. Fluid build up, lose stability when leaking and swelling.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2126 on: Today at 09:37:57 AM »

Like clockwork

The pussy has a random injury

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2127 on: Today at 09:41:02 AM »
I really can't see this 180kg squat happening, if 160 is such a struggle with terrible form and no depth then there is no way 180 is going up from down deep, maybe a shaking quarter "squat".

Yes every additional inch at close to parallel usually affects load a lot. I also think it's hard to suddenly switch and squat deep for a max if used to a more shallow range.

A lot of his form problems could be avoided if he moved the bar lower, off his neck and onto his traps instead. That would pull his torso up instead of looking as if his spine is about to snap in half.

From what I've seen, a lower bar placement usually means a more bent over torso and a harder time hitting depth.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2128 on: Today at 09:43:10 AM »
hes done what people here predicted he would do

ooops hes hurt himself snowboarding



At the fucking poultry show and not while snowboarding what absolute shit is this.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2129 on: Today at 10:01:57 AM »
I really can't see this 180kg squat happening, if 160 is such a struggle with terrible form and no depth then there is no way 180 is going up from down deep, maybe a shaking quarter "squat".

Hey Zen Leprechaun, speak American, we want to know the weight that crushes Brian Wood Healy Hankins in pounds.

That squat form looks like someone taking a shit in a toilet that is too cold to sit down on.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2130 on: Today at 10:14:25 AM »
What's a Poultry Show?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2131 on: Today at 10:27:41 AM »
Yes every additional inch at close to parallel usually affects load a lot. I also think it's hard to suddenly switch and squat deep for a max if used to a more shallow range.

From what I've seen, a lower bar placement usually means a more bent over torso and a harder time hitting depth.

The way he's doing it is the bar is pressing down on his neck causing him to bend over at his neck.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2132 on: Today at 10:53:44 AM »
It is not just a matter of technique he doesn't have the power to do it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2133 on: Today at 11:00:48 AM »
It is not just a matter of technique he doesn't have the power to do it.

Bianca is as weak as a Kitten.
Absolutely Zero chance he could break parallel let alone
go into a full deep squat with 400lbs & stand back up.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2134 on: Today at 11:06:26 AM »
What's a Poultry Show?

Brian spelt it wrong he was referencing the quality of the show he competed it.

He meant 'paltry'

as in

paltry
adjective
(of an amount of money) very small and of little or no value:
Law school grants these days are paltry.
paltry sum The buyer offered Brian a paltry sum for his house, which he accepted because his wifes mom told him to.
Brians leg development was paltry said the man with polio
 
of little quality or value:
paltry excuse he made some paltry excuse to once again avoid his own squat chalenge and left.
Synonyms
meagre measly informal miserable (NOT GOOD)negligible stingy informal disapproving trifling


once again brian sets the bar then runs away

180 and depth isnt the point

when talking about squatting 180kilo correctly its the only point.
same old brian.


dont forget we can all witness his foray into powerlifting in January as he promised.

haha fraudulent bitch

even funnier his little watch spreadsheet he put together on his birthday for people who hate him. weird. and what a birthday. a 6 year old and his retarded dad. thats it. no wife mom brothers or friends. hang yourself by your scrawny 15' neck king wrassler!
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2135 on: Today at 11:09:56 AM »
LOL



Never realized it but Hankins has a huge ass. That’s a terrible look, you see sometime with some in the gym, skinny legs but big ass. And the Ass squats only make things worse.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2136 on: Today at 11:17:04 AM »
At the fucking poultry show and not while snowboarding what absolute shit is this.

They used to have chickens at the waterfront mansion. Probably still keeping them at tbe downgrade. Wonder if that’s allowed?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2137 on: Today at 11:19:10 AM »
The way he's doing it is the bar is pressing down on his neck causing him to bend over at his neck.

Since his legs are frail, he's using his 19 inch neck to support the weight.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2138 on: Today at 11:22:38 AM »
What's a Poultry Show?

He heard there were plenty of cocks on show so he couldn't resist.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2139 on: Today at 11:37:46 AM »
LOL


What a huge difference. Ro: body upright, hips well below knees, elbows parallel to spine, knees in line with toes, creating a nice inline squat position. bhank: rounded back, hips far above knees, elbows behind back, knees knocked inward, creating an abortion that he tries to call a squat.

Great comparison pics.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2140 on: Today at 11:53:18 AM »
hes done what people here predicted he would do

ooops hes hurt himself snowboarding



Damn. You guys called it! I wish him a speedy recovery

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2141 on: Today at 12:03:07 PM »
hey its a miracle he can walk!!!

haha


brian I still expect a 180 squat on crimbo morning you fucking lying bitch.

another day another self made challenge ran away from.


this prick cant lie straight ina fucking bed

he spent his birthday costing up his watches into an excel sheet for us. excel the software he broke.  ooops another lie
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2142 on: Today at 12:07:44 PM »
Last time he injured his legs falling out of a chair at a bodybuilding contest while having to hold in explosive diarrhoea, which affected his posing routine.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2143 on: Today at 12:14:51 PM »
no surprise.. life long failure

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2144 on: Today at 01:39:40 PM »
A lot of his form problems could be avoided if he moved the bar lower, off his neck and onto his traps instead. That would pull his torso up instead of looking as if his spine is about to snap in half.

Yes, he should probably move it lower but he has such poor mobility that it wouldn't help.  The elevated heel in the shoes (at least that is what it appears to be) can't even keep him upright. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2145 on: Today at 02:01:34 PM »
hes done what people here predicted he would do

ooops hes hurt himself snowboarding



Spent a day looking at cocks and wore out his knees doing it, that sounds about right.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2146 on: Today at 03:02:04 PM »
I for one am shocked at this news!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2147 on: Today at 04:51:51 PM »
Can anyone total up the cost of his new found watch collection hobby.

Minus the ones he got from father.

The rest seem like Temu /ali express junk or fakes

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2148 on: Today at 04:55:49 PM »
hes done what people here predicted he would do

ooops hes hurt himself snowboarding



Such an insufferable bastard

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2149 on: Today at 05:37:41 PM »
So predictable now.


Add to list of ailments:

Knee slipped twice. Fluid build up, lose stability when leaking and swelling.

He needs to stay away from animals, he's been stung by a stingray and injured at a Poultry Show (unless the cause was the same as previously in #108)

1. "sheared from the bone Tricep"
2. Restless Leg syndrome
3. Shaky hands from childhood
4. Bone on Bone knees and surgeries (Titanium/adamantium rods)
5. Torn right pec ("missing half a pec"; "a Chronic pec tear. I first tore it at 25 years old. I then tore it again at 40 and 43. The thing with Chronic pec tears is they keep happening")
6. Surgical re-attachment of right tricep
7. 3 Shoulder surgeries, one on the right side the other 2 were on the left side.
8. Cut bicep tendon from a shoulder surgery
9. Barrett’s esophagus
10. Gastroesophageal reflux disease (GERD)
11. Crohnes disease
12. Bile reflux
13. Hiatal hernia
14. Umbilical hernia
15. "the cancer in my digestive tract"
16. Bleeding ulcer
17. Bloody shits, nausea and indigestion and vomiting
18. shin splints in the forearms
19. magnesium and other mineral deficiencies
20. Stingray puncture of left or right foot (he can't remember, see dementia below and "225x15" and 7=10-11)
21. Anemia
22. Anxiety
23. Depression
24. Arthritis
25. Something with the neck from demolition derby (whiplash)
26. ACUTE Organ failure hacking up bile
27. Dementia/Alzheimers (possibly vaping induced)
28. Anorexia
29. "precancerous polyps and cyst throughout digestive system"
30. 2 Herniated bulging disc one lower back and one in the neck possibly causing nerve damage and atrophy on the right arm
31. Astigmatism
32. Broken toe from hopping out of bed
33. Possibly Infected veinless cutless bicep
34. Thrombosed Hemorrhoid
35. Missing esophageal sphincter
36. Male pattern baldness
37.  Erectile dysfunction
38.  Hands and arms completely numb in sleep
39.  Bulimia
40.  Agoraphobia  (not Agorgophobia though)
41.  Lactose Intolerant
42.  Baker's cyst
43.  Cleggian shoulder dislocation
44.  Two-step "sliding knee"
45.  "temporary Injury in the quad" (as of 6/28/23)
46.  Throwing up in the morning (daily ritual before dbol breakfast)
47.  Insomnia due to left shoulder aches
48.  Legs still don't bend right
49.  Starvation requiring midnight cooking meals
50.  can’t hear out of left ear and there is a constant ringing
51.  minor tendon strain pull in the right arm
52.  Sore throat
53.  Debilitating sunburn
54.  110 resting heartrate after coffee
55.  Bench press shakes from Adrenalin or Sugar Imbalance
56.  Elevated liver enzymes and high Hematocrit
57.  Pituitary gland doesn’t seem to be making anything
58.  Tennis elbow/stress fracture
59.  Tweaked right bicep from setting denied World Record Strict Curling in wrong weight class
60.  Red area around the [hernia operation] wound with some yellow puss and a swollen lymph node
61.  Infected hernia side incisions
62.  2 cm meniscus tear
63.  Tennis elbow requiring cortisone injections every 6 months for 2 years
64.  Delts have been dislocated and they do not sit the same in the joint. One is always rolled forward and the other is always rolled backward.
65.  abs hurt when he coughs
66.   foreign objected surgically implanted into abdomen
67.  Acute abdomen pain forcing two day break in post-surgery comeback training
68.  Medically too lean
69. sick the last few mornings with acid reflux in ndigestuin and no appetite (sic)
70.  Dead arm
71.  Botched hernia operation
72.  Brittle nails due to vitamin deficiency
73.  Pain in abdomen from where he had a surgical implant
74.  Throwing up bile on Thanksgiving morning
75.  Dyslexia
76.  Liposuction scars
77.  Spends half the night passing gas
78.  Painful peptic ulcer (of peace)
79.  High blood pressure  200+/160+.
80.  Passes blood for a month prior to bodybuilding shows
81.  constant painful heartburn
82.  cankor sores (those are typical signs something is wrong)
83.  Fungus toenails (on Mongoloid toes)
84.  mania
85.  left shoulder is not entirely stable
86.  Droopy left side of face/slurring while "taking the mustard to ya"
87.  Throwing up a gallon of "black stuff"
88.  Coughing up blood
89.  Carpal tunnel in hands
90.  Deviated Septum
91.  Chronic back pain due to (??)
92.  Opioid addiction
93.  Oppositional Defiant Disorder
94.  Narcissistic Personality Disorder
95.  Osteoporosis
96.  clinically obese
97. Wrist- didn't heal right
98.  Cauliflower ear in left ear canal effecting hearing
99.  2 Eyes different size
100.  Heat Stroke at Busch Gardens
101.  Blackouts when bends down ("I get dizzy when I bend down to tie my shoes and then stand back up. That is why I am not ever going to pick up a damn thing off the floor and it also just hurst to bend I am usually stiff and sore if something drops I leave it.")
102.  Appetite Ulcer
103.  Tweaked something in left armpit tricep (milking Bailey)
104.  Spaghetti-Os induced, pants shitting causing, backstage stinking up Explosive gas
105.  Painfully inflamed lymph node in leg.
106.  DSP (Delayed Sodium Processing)
107.  Deaf in left ear from Mortar System
108.  blew out knee walking up stairs after fighting with wife-fluid in the knee - 100cc of blood drawn out of the knee every other week - knee cap is floating
109.  coagulated blood in chest
110.  Arthritic left shoulder
111.  stringy with a belly
112.  Frontal lobe skin cancer on forehead (per Spaulding)
113.  Failed $25,000 pec surgery where some of the muscle has pulled off the tendon and needs to be redone
114. Cramping feet
115. Shakes since childhood (not a duplicate of #3 because these shakes are more than hands)
116.  Partial delt tear
117.  Stinks terribly from "throwing up bile all day in the parking lot"
118. Poultry show knee injury: Knee slipped twice. Fluid build up, lose stability when leaking and swelling