Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[IroNat]

I'm way behind compared to Bhanky.
Only have one beat up wrist watch and a pocket watch.
Both have dead batteries.
I'm a loser.

[IroNat]

Old Schmoe 

So unfunny, Donny.
Seek help from a psychiatrist.
Need money to pay for help?
Ask Getbig to set up a GoFundMe for you.

[MuscleBuff]

I won't pretent that I can't see the appeal of luxury watches as a decadent item of consumerism,  but it seems distasteful and odd to shamelessly boast about it the way he does. I don't think he can successfully assimilate into the watch discussion communities. From what I can tell those are mostly congregations of nerds who would consider Brian an uncultured gentile consumer

[Hulkotron]

Getbiggers are more into dimepieces than timepieces.

[38 returns]

Brians MO in watch world is same as anywhere


go on friendly seeking acceptance
the minute anyone has a different opinion are stuff up

'I am a racing driver'

sounds a lot better than

I did 2 stock car races 10 years ago against one car'

'I am a competitive bodybuilder'

reads better than

'I asked a website to make down my competition pics as I look like shit'

'I am an acct by trade'

sounds better than

'I haven't done accountancy in 15 years

'I am going to law school

sounds better than

'I am reapplying to law school aged 48 after I got kicked out of the last one for fraud'


he will never change
he can never change

pleas keep putting his stuff up its hilarious viewing

[MuscleBuff]

Getbiggers are more into dimepieces than timepieces.

Lusting after luxury items excessively is a cope for the genetically inferior. In the garden of Eden nobody had jack shit yet it was paradise

[WrongAdvices]

Objectively and putting all biases aside, would you say someone who posts on Reddit as Prestigious-Tart6621 is what you’d call “a good dad”?

[MuscleBuff]

Objectively and putting all biases aside, would you say someone who posts on Reddit as Prestigious-Tart6621 is what you’d call “a good dad”?

What constitutes a "good dad" to begin with and why should anyone care? Seems like a participation medal type of title. But he is definitely not a good role model for a child or anyone for that matter.

[delon]

He'd never admit to it but you just know he's lost a sickening amount. The man is only alive because of his father's success. He's barely worked a day in his adult life and he's still planning on wasting more years doing an online degree to 'shut down the haters.'

We do have this which is entirely as expected i.e. reality not adhering to ego

I made 500k+ one year in Maui trading leveraged derivatives unfortunately during the covid crisis the market dropped 10% one day and they changed my margin requirements to 100% after I doubled down multiple times on losing positions. I was overextended and could not make my calls. I lost 7 figures in the market.

Oh and just on that self-reported 500k Maui gain in the first sentence in the above quote, he let slip the following:

One year I had 500k in trading profits but I also lost it trading.

[webstar]

We do have this which is entirely as expected i.e. reality not adhering to ego


Oh and just on that self-reported 500k Maui gain in the first sentence in the above quote, he let slip the following:

I’m guessing his philosophy is buy low sell high

[Raymondo]

We do have this which is entirely as expected i.e. reality not adhering to ego


Oh and just on that self-reported 500k Maui gain in the first sentence in the above quote, he let slip the following:

He doesn't give a fuck - he didn't work for that money, someone else did.

[Never1AShow]

I’m guessing his philosophy is buy low sell high

His squat philosophy is Ass high, head low

[BigRo]

His squat philosophy is Ass high, head low

Ass high head low shaking like mofo.

[tatoo]

Ass high head low shaking like mofo.

ass high, head low, shaking like a mofo, hoping em doesnt open the garage doe.

[webstar]

19 inch arms
36 inch gut
Same khaki

[Soul Crusher]

Bhanks must be on a dry spell at home 

[Rambone]

Bhanks must be on a dry spell at home

After Bhanks puts in his French toast order at Dennys

[tatoo]

Bhanks must be on a dry spell at home

i would be too if my wife looked like that....

[Donny]

Something random

[keanu]

Something is up with Hankins. He is barely 200lbs these days and his face looks unhealthy. Cancer perhaps?

[joswift]

Something is up with Hankins. He is barely 200lbs these days and his face looks unhealthy. Cancer perhaps?

Karma...

[38 returns]

Something is up with Hankins. He is barely 200lbs these days and his face looks unhealthy. Cancer perhaps?

no chance he stated on his watch. thing that he 'intends to live another 50 years'.

hahahaha

[FitnessFrenzy]

[WrongAdvices]

Back at Home Depot?  Does he need to convince a court somewhere that he is employed now that he isn’t in law school?

[joswift]

heres the guy who filled in Brians certificate