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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2825 on: December 29, 2025, 09:13:34 AM »
Bhanks must be on a dry spell at home 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2826 on: December 29, 2025, 09:26:17 AM »
Bhanks must be on a dry spell at home

After Bhanks puts in his French toast order at Dennys


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2827 on: December 29, 2025, 09:45:03 AM »
Bhanks must be on a dry spell at home

i would be too if my wife looked like that....

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2828 on: December 29, 2025, 09:46:09 AM »
Something random

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2829 on: December 29, 2025, 12:26:54 PM »
Something is up with Hankins. He is barely 200lbs these days and his face looks unhealthy. Cancer perhaps?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2830 on: December 29, 2025, 12:34:31 PM »
Something is up with Hankins. He is barely 200lbs these days and his face looks unhealthy. Cancer perhaps?

Karma...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2831 on: December 29, 2025, 12:40:03 PM »
Something is up with Hankins. He is barely 200lbs these days and his face looks unhealthy. Cancer perhaps?

no chance he stated on his watch. thing that he 'intends to live another 50 years'.

hahahaha
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2832 on: December 29, 2025, 01:15:29 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2833 on: December 29, 2025, 02:05:31 PM »


Back at Home Depot?  Does he need to convince a court somewhere that he is employed now that he isn’t in law school?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2834 on: December 29, 2025, 02:09:13 PM »
heres the guy who filled in Brians certificate

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2835 on: December 29, 2025, 02:17:11 PM »
I was sent the forklift photo in a PM by someone who wishes to be anonymous, but he told me I was free to post it. It appears that bhank was sent in mandatory job training.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2836 on: December 29, 2025, 02:46:39 PM »
I was sent the forklift photo in a PM by someone who wishes to be anonymous, but he told me I was free to post it. It appears that bhank was sent in mandatory job training.


Hahaha, are you joking? Has he actually just done a forklift operator's course?

When you absolutely have to move a pallet, call Brian hankins.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2837 on: December 29, 2025, 02:54:11 PM »
Brian made fun of plumbers, but forklift operators are okay if that’s real.

His record makes him the first guy I’d want to drive a forklift.

I bet he could make a good TT selfie video while driving it to show the haters how easy it is.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2838 on: December 29, 2025, 02:59:23 PM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2839 on: December 29, 2025, 03:01:27 PM »


Lol. When I was in university I did this course. It’s not even a course. It is like a 45 minute or less than training session. It’s literally forward reverse turn left right raise the forks up and down.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2840 on: December 29, 2025, 03:13:25 PM »
Lol. When I was in university I did this course. It’s not even a course. It is like a 45 minute or less than training session. It’s literally forward reverse turn left right raise the forks up and down.

I saw this on tv once and the participants had to drive around cones and shit forwards and backwards within a specific time frame, while moving semi waterfilled tanks with odd center of gravity to make it confusing. A fat kid was crying because he failed the test.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2841 on: December 29, 2025, 03:17:37 PM »
I saw this on tv once and the participants had to drive around cones and shit forwards and backwards within a specific time frame, while moving semi waterfilled tanks with odd center of gravity to make it confusing. A fat kid was crying because he failed the test.

Hahah definitely not, the place I went to 20 some odd years ago

All immigrants and criminals basically

In an empty warehouse- I swear they had like 8-10 classes a day.

Pumping out certificates

If this is legit. Brian  will say he has aced  the exam.



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2842 on: December 29, 2025, 03:23:36 PM »
hes finally realised what he has to do to complete a 400lb deadlift

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2843 on: December 29, 2025, 03:30:40 PM »
Hahah definitely not, the place I went to 20 some odd years ago

All immigrants and criminals basically

In an empty warehouse- I swear they had like 8-10 classes a day.

Pumping out certificates

If this is legit. Brian  will say he has aced  the exam.

I'm just saying that maybe you went to a really low bar facility, sounds like money laundring to me.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2844 on: December 29, 2025, 03:39:32 PM »
heres the guy who filled in Brians certificate

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2845 on: December 29, 2025, 04:08:53 PM »
I'm just saying that maybe you went to a really low bar facility, sounds like money laundring to me.

Perhaps, lol

It’s also forklift driving. You aren’t operating in the ER room. You are literally unloading trailers. There isn’t a standard ,

 which further proves my point regarding Brian.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2846 on: December 29, 2025, 04:11:48 PM »
no chance he stated on his watch. thing that he 'intends to live another 50 years'.

hahahaha
   Brian is in his last decade. It's all catching up to hm.


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2847 on: December 29, 2025, 04:17:54 PM »
in the words of paulie walnuts....  AIDS!?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2848 on: December 29, 2025, 05:47:03 PM »
19 inch arms
36 inch gut
Same khaki



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #2849 on: December 29, 2025, 07:06:15 PM »


Does this mean he is no longer a Chartered Financial Analyst by trade? 

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