Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[Lartinos]

They must just keep you active as long as you pay the dues, maybe there’s some easy online refresher education minimal also. He hasn’t worked in that for over a decade except for losing his own money (daddy’s). Was the “life changing event” wresting control of mommy’s portion recently?

I don’t know how correct this information is, but an AI told me in the last 15 years he may have spent 5K total just to keep his CFA status in fees and dues.

5K for an unemployed person and he is supposed to be good at investing.


His CFA is about as useful as his 6 monitors are. Not that I don’t think Rivian has longterm potential, but its current price is 16 which is probably close to what it was when he told everyone to buy it over a year ago.

Maybe he really is a genius after all..

[Rambone]

I don’t know how correct this information is, but an AI told me in the last 15 years he may have spent 5K total just to keep his CFA status in fees and dues.

5K for me an unemployed person and he is supposed to be good at investing.


His CFA is about as useful as his 6 monitors are. Not that I don’t think Rivian has longterm potential, but its current price is 16 which is probably close to what it was when he told everyone to buy it over a year ago.

Maybe he really is a genius after all..

He sold the top HATER!

[wes]

Lazy cumlapper hasn't worked in eons............all dads money......big fag.

[Rambone]

Lazy cumlapper hasn't worked in eons............all dads money......big fag.

Was that really necessary? 

[IroNat]

Was that really necessary? 

Bhanky doesn't look like a cigarette...just in my opinion.

[FitnessFrenzy]

[webstar]

apart from his wife who is he going to get to give him a fucking reference ?

COOP?

[BigRo]

What happened to the squat competition?

[Walter Sobchak]

Was that really necessary? 

Okay how about “skinny, weak drug abusing fag with a huge head”?

You happy now?

😂

[WrongAdvices]

apart from his wife who is he going to get to give him a fucking reference ?

Maybe the creepy preacher from Poltergeist II who was at the rehab ceremony? And the black dude in the glasses

[Rambone]

Okay how about “skinny, weak drug abusing fag with a huge head”?

You happy now?

😂

That’s way more descriptive!

[webstar]

Imagine lying on your LinkedIn profile. Well he is paying for LinkedIn premium. Unless he’s using the free trial.

[wes]

Was that really necessary? 

Actually that was pretty mild !!     

[Raymondo]

Imagine lying on your LinkedIn profile. Well he is paying for LinkedIn premium. Unless he’s using the free trial.

Could be the party is over and his wife is forcing him to get a job or else.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when he tries to explain those massive gaps.

"What have been doing since Aug 23"
"Err.. three bodybulding shows, I did very well in those. Fixed my pec, another success. Bought a bunch of watches"
"...."

[Les Grossman]

Level 1 of the CFA Institute program is a $350 online program that introduces students into becoming an analyst. The full program is 3 exams ($1,200) combined with qualifying work experience and 2-3 professional references to apply for Chartered Financial Analyst designation. The CFA Institute claims once you have become a Chartered Financial Analyst you are qualified to work in senior-level executive positions in asset management, RMS, or investment management positions. This is patently untrue.

Brian Hankins would never meet the CFA Institute code of ethics or standards of professional conduct if the Institute knew his true background.

[Grape Ape]

Could be the party is over and his wife is forcing him to get a job or else.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when he tries to explain those massive gaps.

"What have been doing since Aug 23"
"Err.. three bodybulding shows, I did very well in those. Fixed my pec, another success. Bought a bunch of watches"
"...."

It's my understanding the employment gaps aren't really a big topic anymore.  Covid, etc changed a lot of that, and many recruiters encourage not even putting dates next to employment history.

[Lartinos]

It's my understanding the employment gaps aren't really a big topic anymore.  Covid, etc changed a lot of that, and many recruiters encourage not even putting dates next to employment history.

I think a 12 year gap could be a bit of a problem. Telling people he was working on a fishing boat and is a champion race car driver may impress some people online, but not a real job.

He would have to pull out some serious semhanktics to explain how he has currently been employed since 2022 considering they booted him years ago.

Even if he did get a job, he will still fail employment verification. He is desperate though like the thousands of others I see on Reddit who overestimate their abilities.

Too bad you weren’t born brilliant Hanky..

[joswift]

Too bad you weren’t born brilliant adequate Hanky..

fixed

[Grape Ape]

I think a 12 year gap could be a bit of a problem. Telling people he was working on a fishing boat and is a champion race car driver may impress some people online, but not a real job.

He would have to pull out some serious semhanktics to explain how he has currently been employed since 2022 considering they booted him years ago.

Even if he did get a job, he will still fail employment verification. He is desperate though like the thousands of others I see on Reddit who overestimate their abilities.

Too bad you weren’t born brilliant Hanky..

He could say a million things - day traded, Covid, etc....it's not a big deal anymore.

In his case, his internet history will definitely hurt him.

[Walter Sobchak]

That’s way more descriptive!

I rest my case…

[Never1AShow]

He could say a million things - day traded, Covid, etc....it's not a big deal anymore.

In his case, his internet history will definitely hurt him.

Maybe but will it hurt Hank Woodkins?

[Raymondo]

It's my understanding the employment gaps aren't really a big topic anymore.  Covid, etc changed a lot of that, and many recruiters encourage not even putting dates next to employment history.

I hope so for hanky's sake but if memory serves he was jobsearching after his contract ended and got nowhere.

Anecdotally, I've been told by a top tier recruiter that in my domain your chances go way down if interviewing while unemployed.

[Never1AShow]

I hope so for hanky's sake but if memory serves he was jobsearching after his contract ended and got nowhere.

Anecdotally, I've been told by a top tier recruiter that in my domain your chances go way down if interviewing while unemployed.

And he was interviewing during a time when Covid rules still applied in many places, now post Trump a lot of that shit has been tossed aside and employees need to be back in the workplace a lot more.  Competition is much stiffer than even 3 years ago.  Also the gaps in employment still matter, they were just being ignored becuase people were desperate for employees.  They aren't anymore.

[Grape Ape]

Anecdotally, I've been told by a top tier recruiter that in my domain your chances go way down if interviewing while unemployed.

It could be the case for sure, I just know it doesn't have the stigma it once did in our field.

[joswift]

I hope so for hanky's sake but if memory serves he was jobsearching after his contract ended and got nowhere.

Anecdotally, I've been told by a top tier recruiter that in my domain your chances go way down if interviewing while unemployed.

Yep, its best to take a shitty job while looking for another rather than sitting about unemployed.