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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3050 on: January 29, 2026, 08:25:15 PM »

Check out this old thread from 2020 about him on FB with his fellow race car driving friends talking about him.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1KDwmFmHyZ/?mibextid=wwXIfr
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3051 on: January 29, 2026, 10:23:26 PM »
Check out this old thread from 2020 about him on FB with his fellow race car driving friends talking about him.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1KDwmFmHyZ/?mibextid=wwXIfr

I think thats stretching it a bit...they all think hes a fucking dick.  ;D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3052 on: January 30, 2026, 02:39:09 AM »
Wasn't there a controversy about his watches being fakes/knockoffs?  Was this matter resolved?

Any non-shitty watch will generally come with a little card or papers that have things like the serial number and date of purchase on it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3053 on: January 30, 2026, 04:52:27 AM »
Bhanky...the man...the myth.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3054 on: January 30, 2026, 04:54:00 AM »
Check out this old thread from 2020 about him on FB with his fellow race car driving friends talking about him.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1KDwmFmHyZ/?mibextid=wwXIfr

Bhanky has the knack of making friends wherever he goes.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3055 on: January 30, 2026, 07:10:01 AM »
I think he should be allowed back if he goes in the Arnold classic strong man strict curl contest and places third or higher

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3056 on: January 30, 2026, 02:41:13 PM »
I want an update on the 2026 500lbs squat roadmap

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3057 on: January 31, 2026, 07:02:22 AM »
She'll be out lifting Hankins soon with better form -

https://www.instagram.com/p/DUGOFpVihX9/ .

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3058 on: January 31, 2026, 07:20:00 AM »
She'll be out lifting Hankins soon with better form -

https://www.instagram.com/p/DUGOFpVihX9/ .

Never thought I would ever stare at Oprah’s tits for that long. Thanks for broadening my horizons.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3059 on: January 31, 2026, 10:27:02 AM »


Hats off to the algos

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3060 on: January 31, 2026, 10:52:56 AM »
FUCK BRIAN !!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3061 on: February 08, 2026, 01:21:35 PM »
HOLY FUCK IVE BEEN APPROVED!!!

I get this kinda went away, but fuck Brian Hankins! I still have shit to share if anyone wants to hear, we can reignite this because fuck that guy

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3062 on: February 08, 2026, 02:07:49 PM »
HOLY FUCK IVE BEEN APPROVED!!!

I get this kinda went away, but fuck Brian Hankins! I still have shit to share if anyone wants to hear, we can reignite this because fuck that guy

Congrats!
Try not to get banned again.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3063 on: February 08, 2026, 02:11:44 PM »
what? ive never been banned.... I was waiting on initial approval...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3064 on: February 08, 2026, 02:29:44 PM »
welcome Tim!

please share with us your experience of Brian Hankins!
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3065 on: February 08, 2026, 02:38:05 PM »
Welcome Tim Heck!  A proper welcome will follow shortly

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3066 on: February 08, 2026, 03:02:15 PM »
Hello fellow retards, I would like to announce my dog is Time Magazines Dog of The Year
did retard also get an account approved? With Tim Heck here it would be pure gold

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3067 on: February 08, 2026, 03:54:29 PM »
Hello fellow retards, I would like to announce my dog is Time Magazines Dog of The Year
did retard also get an account approved? With Tim Heck here it would be pure gold

haha!

shit just got super interesting!
alright mate
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3068 on: February 08, 2026, 03:55:52 PM »
welcome Tim!

please share with us your experience of Brian Hankins!

LOL.  Wankins is still going?

I would pity him if he was not such a nasty, poor excuse of a human being. 

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3069 on: February 08, 2026, 03:57:49 PM »
haha!

shit just got super interesting!
alright mate

let the good times roll for as long as they let me stay on here  :D :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3070 on: February 08, 2026, 04:04:58 PM »
what? ive never been banned.... I was waiting on initial approval...

Oops!
Confused you with Josh.
Welcome!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3071 on: February 08, 2026, 04:06:12 PM »
let the good times roll for as long as they let me stay on here  :D :D

Great your back!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3072 on: February 08, 2026, 04:10:52 PM »
Great your back!

thanks, are we gonna argue about how much you like bhank?  :-X :P

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3073 on: February 08, 2026, 04:22:24 PM »
thanks, are we gonna argue about how much you like bhank?  :-X :P

Ha-ha!   :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3074 on: February 08, 2026, 05:06:05 PM »
welcome Tim!

please share with us your experience of Brian Hankins!

nothing new, just everything from November I think? Fuck its been a while since I applied for an account..

hankins has been in my DMs since i started working out, back in 2024. He saw me lifting my homemade log, and was telling me how strong and thick my wrists were. Honestly thought dude was gay, tons of gay dudes in my dms, figured he was another one...

well, I get shit from people for being fat, even though im naturally strong, and he kinda always had my back.. then he lost his shit on me when i said something about not fucking w/trump because he refused to release the epstein files after he ran on the promise to do it, and I hashtagged #DeadPedophilesDontReoffend and he lost his shit, trying to argue out that not all pedos need to die.... yikes

I let it go, figuring he was having like a bipolar moment or some shit, didnt realize he was a pedophile... until he commented on my posts about how attractive my son was... my 12 year old son....

i call him out on his shit and he goes bat shit crazy. threatens to come to michigan to beat my ass... im 5ft10 and 315lbs... he told me ive never seen athleticism like he has... what a fuckin joke. he told me he would choke me out- those tiny arms wouldnt close around my neck.

hes nothing but a pussy who never has or will be anything more than a woman beater because he cant win a fight against a man, and honestly with how pathetically weak he is, the average woman is almost too much for him and he's going to have to transition to beating children because he might win that fight.

MIGHT

ah, dudes got a hard on for me and comments on my videos on youtube, all he got to say is im obese. Im stronger than anything he will ever hope to accomplish, hes a bitch made man, and barely a man at that.

biggest issue?  when i started calling him a pedo he took it upon himself to go and try to comment on my 15 year old daughters photos telling her she is obese and that hes going to call CPS on me for child abuse for letting her get as fat as she is... who the fuck does that? seriously what the actual fuck? side note- shes been busting her ass, is down a bunch of weight, and is about to win states in powerlifting for her highschool(shes only been training powerlifting about 3 weeks)

hankins can get into a wreck, get pinned, catch fire to 85% of his body, survive so he has to suffer through burn victim recovery, get discharged and hit by a fucking bus leaving the hospital and die on the spot.

someone, i dont know who, totally definitely most likely not me, made a page on facebook called Wood Hankins Beats Women Smaller Than Him, and people he knows are commenting on it and have been linked to this thread.

i genuinely thought that 405 squat attempt was going to kill him... what a shame it didnt.... I have an IFBB Pro friend, Abbey Lopez, who just hit a smooth 405 squat around the same time as him. Hes literally struggling to hit the same weight as women smaller than him. Fucking pussy ass bitch.