Author Topic: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures  (Read 918630 times)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3225 on: February 27, 2026, 07:37:03 AM »

Just saw this

Thank you delon

Let the fun begin

some of his fucking posts, jeez hes like a fucking 14 year old

The one about flexing his arm at a job interview he is 100%. genuine about that, he thinks his physique will help him get a fucking job in finance

and his new watch is more accurate than a Rolex by .5 of a second a month???
hahahaha only a fucking retard would think that is anything approaching a win.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3226 on: February 27, 2026, 09:33:32 AM »
So law school is officially out

Wonder where his new job is ? Home Depot or Sam’s club

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3227 on: February 27, 2026, 09:36:51 AM »
Myself and webstar will put full effort into finding out where this job is

That I can help you with.

Wonder how he explains the gap between jobs

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3228 on: February 27, 2026, 10:50:49 AM »
So we are back to applying for finance jobs, eh?  ;D


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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3229 on: February 27, 2026, 11:30:43 AM »
So law school is officially out

Wonder where his new job is ? Home Depot or Sam’s club

Bhanky is aiming higher with Costco.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3230 on: February 27, 2026, 01:19:58 PM »
Bhanky is aiming higher with Costco.

Just did a light Costco run, by coincidence:

Amylu chicken crumbles
Kirkland greek yogurt
Oikos triple zero yogurt
2 doz organic eggs (no i-nat)
Raspberries
Feta

They have no Fire and Kettle bone broth though......one of the perils of Costco - you get dependent on a product and it vanishes.....
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3231 on: February 27, 2026, 02:33:02 PM »
Bhanky is going to nail the interview, but I expect the panel interview is where he’ll really shine.

He should wear something nice like he did at his wedding or when he met up with his other rehab buddies at that event.

The man’s resume speaks for itself; they won’t be able to deny that.



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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3232 on: February 27, 2026, 02:49:50 PM »
The resumé should be a factor for sure.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3233 on: February 27, 2026, 03:25:18 PM »
Bhanky is going to nail the interview, but I expect the panel interview is where he’ll really shine.

He should wear something nice like he did at his wedding or when he met up with his other rehab buddies at that event.

The man’s resume speaks for its self; they won’t be able to deny that.


Lolololol forgot about the panel interview


Just looked at his Facebook.

So in the last 3 months he’s become a watch enthusiast?

I’m guessing the watch collecting is like the strict curl

Looks like junk from a vending machine you would see at the grocery store as a kid

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3234 on: February 27, 2026, 04:27:12 PM »
Just did a light Costco run, by coincidence:

Amylu chicken crumbles
Kirkland greek yogurt
Oikos triple zero yogurt
2 doz organic eggs (no i-nat)
Raspberries
Feta

They have no Fire and Kettle bone broth though......one of the perils of Costco - you get dependent on a product and it vanishes.....

Just did an ALDI run.

Oranges 3lb
Salsa
Swiss cheese
Almonds
HalfnHalf
Eggs 4 doz
Frozen broccoli
Frozen peas
Brown sugar
Fresh cabbage

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3235 on: February 27, 2026, 07:10:04 PM »
Just did a light Costco run, by coincidence:

Amylu chicken crumbles
Kirkland greek yogurt
Oikos triple zero yogurt
2 doz organic eggs (no i-nat)
Raspberries
Feta

They have no Fire and Kettle bone broth though......one of the perils of Costco - you get dependent on a product and it vanishes.....

I really want to tell you about the microplastics in that Greek yogurt, but I had a couple of drinks and I’m too lazy to research it right now. HTH

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3236 on: February 28, 2026, 05:10:53 AM »
All these mobility things he posted....now he does it after all of the times I told him his mobility is shit.

Wish he would have learned it sooner....fuck off

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3237 on: February 28, 2026, 05:13:56 AM »
He set up a new facebook account and is trying to behave, having barely any interaction no doubt helping

https://www.facebook.com/61585939776676/

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3238 on: February 28, 2026, 05:14:30 AM »
All these mobility things he posted....now he does it after all of the times I told him his mobility is shit.

Wish he would have learned it sooner....fuck off

he will only do it for a month, then quit.... like always.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3239 on: February 28, 2026, 05:15:39 AM »
he will only do it for a month, then quit.... like always.

He will only do it a few times spasmodically & then forget about it.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3240 on: March 01, 2026, 05:23:25 AM »
him and his stupid wanna be a philosopher quotes, what an absolute stooge
wow that chest tear is full way back to where it started pre op

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3241 on: March 01, 2026, 06:52:18 AM »
I'm guessing he googled "workouts to lower blood pressure" and that's the latest dog-with-a-bone fixation on Yoga.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3242 on: March 01, 2026, 07:02:50 AM »
I really want to tell you about the microplastics in that Greek yogurt, but I had a couple of drinks and I’m too lazy to research it right now. HTH

Moving forward, I will only scoop the yogurt the middle
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3243 on: March 01, 2026, 07:05:19 AM »
I like how he gets the camera angle where the front of his bald forehead lines up with his pushed back hairline.

Classic Bhanky facial expression to go along with it obviously too.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3244 on: March 01, 2026, 07:05:22 AM »
I really want to tell you about the microplastics in that Greek yogurt, but I had a couple of drinks and I’m too lazy to research it right now. HTH
I'd like to tell you about the impact of your alcohol abuse on your heart health but I'm too busy chugging coffee to research right now.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3245 on: March 01, 2026, 07:53:31 AM »
him and his stupid wanna be a philosopher quotes, what an absolute stooge
wow that chest tear is full way back to where it started pre op

I saw that post this morning on a 50+ fitness group on Facebook. Isn't he in his 40s?
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3246 on: March 01, 2026, 07:54:58 AM »
him and his stupid wanna be a philosopher quotes, what an absolute stooge
wow that chest tear is full way back to where it started pre op

Cope post now that he realizes the pec will never be good, etc...... He loves these stupid "phoenix from the ashes" posts.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3247 on: March 01, 2026, 07:55:57 AM »
I saw that post this morning on a 50+ fitness group on Facebook. Isn't he in his 40s?

47 or 48.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3248 on: March 01, 2026, 08:12:56 AM »
him and his stupid wanna be a philosopher quotes, what an absolute stooge
wow that chest tear is full way back to where it started pre op

This fukkin retard (Hankins) is a 13 yr old phagg, trapped in a 48 yr old mans horrible body.
What a major fukking retard.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3249 on: March 01, 2026, 08:47:30 AM »
him and his stupid wanna be a philosopher quotes, what an absolute stooge
wow that chest tear is full way back to where it started pre op

Working out 3 times a day to look like smashed shit. Em must be proud, unless her leaving was the life changing event.