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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3325 on: March 08, 2026, 10:11:34 PM »
I see he swapped out nice french toast for cinnamon toast bread.  If he was allowed back, we'd be able to pick his brain as to why?   

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3326 on: March 09, 2026, 05:01:00 AM »
Brians daily food intake

Final Count
6 cups of protein coffee about 40g per cup (I mix proteins, collagens and peptides in together)
2 waffles with 2 tablespoons butter and maple syrup
4 toast 4 tablespoons butter
4 sausage links
4 chicken enchiladas
3 oz Gaugamela and a bowl of chips
1 cola
7oz of chicken salad
1/2 loaf of french Baquet with olive oil
1 cherry glazed fritzel
8 liters Gatorade
32kmg creatine gummies
2 magnesium/calcium gummies
some BCAA peptides
4 pieces fancy cinnamon toast bread toasted with 2 tablespoons butter
1 double chocolate muffin
1 bowl cheerios
2 slices of cheese
Hello fresh chicken broccoli and carrots with rice

Love the last meal trying to sound like hes concerned about what hes eating.

And 8 litres of Gatorade????

8L of gatorade = 2gal

Everyone is bypassing the 6 fucking cups of coffee....average cup is about 8oz.....another 48oz (.375 gal)

Talk about a shit fest!!

Edit : then the 12oz cola....

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3327 on: March 09, 2026, 05:27:11 AM »
8L of gatorade = 2gal

Everyone is bypassing the 6 fucking cups of coffee....average cup is about 8oz.....another 48oz (.375 gal)

Talk about a shit fest!!

I wonder what brand of bathroom air freshener Em buys in bulk  ???

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3328 on: March 09, 2026, 05:40:59 AM »
There's probably 10+ grams of sodium in all that slop, no wonder his blood pressure is 180/125 or whatever.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3329 on: March 09, 2026, 05:55:10 AM »
 :)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3330 on: March 09, 2026, 06:07:13 AM »
I see he swapped out nice french toast for cinnamon toast bread.  If he was allowed back, we'd be able to pick his brain as to why?   
LOL   ;D

Hankins is playing Chess,not Checkers !!   :D

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3331 on: March 09, 2026, 06:10:34 AM »
Gaugamela.

That's guacamole right, because of the chips?

Protein coffee is so cringe, but 6 cups of it is the coffee equivalent of those dumb watches.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3332 on: March 09, 2026, 06:13:50 AM »
guagamela hahahahaahh the stupid just never stops

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3333 on: March 09, 2026, 06:33:41 AM »
I didn’t know what the hell he meant!

https://smurfs.fandom.com/wiki/Gargamel_(character)

I hope his son didn’t inherit his MENSA brain.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3334 on: March 09, 2026, 06:46:19 AM »
:)

More upright posture with the vagina pad.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3335 on: March 09, 2026, 07:06:35 AM »
That's guacamole right, because of the chips?

Protein coffee is so cringe, but 6 cups of it is the coffee equivalent of those dumb watches.

Yes, I had to Google it yesterday just to make sure, it gave me - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Gaugamela . I imagine he was tremendously high or his mouth was full, and he was just droning on into a text to speech app. Poor app.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3336 on: March 09, 2026, 08:56:38 AM »

1/2 loaf of french Baquet with olive oil


Cant let this slide either

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3337 on: March 09, 2026, 09:19:10 AM »
1/2 loaf of french Baquet with olive oil


Cant let this slide either

this is a guy who made millions on Wall St


and lost it again...

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3338 on: March 09, 2026, 09:33:25 AM »
this is a guy who made millions on Wall St


and lost it again...
MENSA   :)

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3339 on: March 09, 2026, 10:04:03 AM »
1/2 loaf of french Baquet with olive oil


Cant let this slide either

Thanks to the oil, it slides in nicely

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3340 on: March 09, 2026, 10:08:20 AM »

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3341 on: March 09, 2026, 10:12:54 AM »
Thanks to the oil, it slides in nicely

He does it for the bread's absorbent qualities, not for pleasure!

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3342 on: March 09, 2026, 10:16:58 AM »
1/2 loaf of french Baquet with olive oil


Cant let this slide either

He better be careful or his Baquet could give him Diaria.
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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3343 on: March 09, 2026, 10:35:20 AM »
Does he actually eat all that?  Is not a joke?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3344 on: March 09, 2026, 12:58:41 PM »
1/2 loaf of french Baquet with olive oil


Cant let this slide either

Tens of thousands of dollars of Daddy's money wasted on his prep school education.

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baguette /bă-gĕt′/

noun

1. A long narrow loaf of French bread.

2. A gem cut in the form of a narrow rectangle.

3. The form of such a gem.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3345 on: March 09, 2026, 02:34:28 PM »
Hanky has asked me to share this update picture with Getbig. He can't see the forum but says he will feel all the hatred from across an ocean. Reportedly he is nourishing his skin and hair will high doses of collegen and bull semen.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3346 on: March 09, 2026, 02:40:34 PM »
Why can't he see Getbig?

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3347 on: March 09, 2026, 02:42:09 PM »
Why can't he see Getbig?

His wife won't allow him here

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3348 on: March 09, 2026, 02:45:00 PM »
Why can't he see Getbig?

Only members can view the forum.

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Re: Bhank: Latest news and misadventures
« Reply #3349 on: March 09, 2026, 02:52:51 PM »
Only members can view the forum.

not true, I saw it today without logging in

After the shit he gave you about lifting you are FB friends with him?

Fucks sake