Bhank: Latest news and misadventures

[delon]

Textbook bhank wordplay:
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John Goy
Over 50? Awesome man

Brian Hankins
John Goy 50 this year

[BigRo]

Saying he has been punched thousands of times in the head is not an accomplishment. The brain damage adds to the already pre existing retardation.

Oh and Brian I have played quite a bit of rugby, I know how to take a guy down hard but I would prefer to box. If I am in the States we can duke it out in the Scrapyard are you game???

[joswift]

Textbook bhank wordplay:
_______

John Goy
Over 50? Awesome man

Brian Hankins
John Goy 50 this year

yep,as though he has already turned 50 this year,
his date of bith is 12/12/77
Hes a fucking liar, hes 49 this year

[Grape Ape]

Portraying himself as 50 and natty to a bunch of random dudes on the internet.

[delon]

yep,as though he has already turned 50 this year,
his date of bith is 12/12/77
Hes a fucking liar, hes 49 this year

Actually yes you are right, it's not even wordplay by the looks of it, it's a flat out lie

I am 47 years old if I can maintain anything close to 225lbs in condition that is great. I am 217lbs this morning on empty. I am averaging a few hundred reps a day

I am going back to Law School at 47 years old. I got the money!!!!!!!!!! For my HONORABLE SERVICE and one for my brain. I got 2 Scholarships.  I never lied about anything in my godamn life.

I just turned 47 this month not that it matters. I plan to PR in your gym and we both know no one is going to say shit to me when I do

https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=684707.msg9996110#msg9996110

[Raymondo]

Bri the dreamer, the eternal lost little boy

[Raymondo]

and when my comment gets approved poor Brian will be blocked from another group for telling lies

The only question they ask to be a member is to confirm you are over 50

Getting him kicked him off from another group

Whatever Bri does he can be sure you'll be there to trip him up 

[joswift]

Bri the dreamer, the eternal lost little boy

hes going to get a wake up call on the over 50s forum shortly

[joswift]

Getting him kicked him off from another group

Whatever Bri does he can be sure you'll be there to trip him up 

it came up on my FB feed, I wasnt even looking for it 

[Raymondo]

What the fuck is a SWORD CLASS GRAPPLER

This is too good to pass up.. profile modified

[Raymondo]

lol at world class grappler.. cage fights 3, wins 0

Hes never see the end of the third round FFS

and look at the spelling , jeez fucking meltdown

I bet you cold hard cash his heart rate hit 200 and the hands were shaking harder than Hilter's in the bunker in April 1945.

[Raymondo]

Saying he has been punched thousands of times in the head is not an accomplishment. The brain damage adds to the already pre existing retardation.

Oh and Brian I have played quite a bit of rugby, I know how to take a guy down hard but I would prefer to box. If I am in the States we can duke it out in the Scrapyard are you game???

I think a streetbeefs type scenario would be much better

I would pay for all your expenses, flight, hotel, etc.

No homo obviously, just go there and beat his ass (and send me the nudes later)

[Never1AShow]

What the fuck is a SWORD CLASS GRAPPLER

Sword class grappler who will beat the shit out of BigRo in COXING!!!



SOMEBODY POST THE POOL DIVING GUT PICTURE IT DRIVES HANKINS CRAZIEST![/size]

[Krankenstein]

Sword class grappler who will beat the shit out of BigRo in COXING!!!



SOMEBODY POST THE POOL DIVING GUT PICTURE IT DRIVES HANKINS CRAZIEST![/size]

I can do one better

https://krankenstein-gb.wistia.com/medias/ur1az4koon

[Never1AShow]

I can do one better

https://krankenstein-gb.wistia.com/medias/ur1az4koon

Excellent French Toast!

[chaos]

Damn Ro, excellent work! Caused bhank to go into a spastic meltdown so badly he lost all control of his ability to type. 

[BigRo]

I think a streetbeefs type scenario would be much better

I would pay for all your expenses, flight, hotel, etc.

No homo obviously, just go there and beat his ass (and send me the nudes later)

Scrapyard and Streetbeefs are basically the same, I like that setting in Seattle especially when its raining, I was doing pad work with a friend the other day in the rain and it felt almost spiritual. I really would do it if someone can contact him though he would probably chicken out.

I woke up a bit irrate at my phone pinging all day with his self obsessed diatribes and texted this which set him off.

[Flexacon]

Fucking narcissistic retard as if people want to see your sickening pork slop every day boatlord.

Lol Brian must have been shaking with rage typing all that

[BB]

Obviously he can read the forum, no Skunkins you would not fuck me up, you're brittle knees would buckle after one hard and fast step jab.

So many quotable things, you made him hit full tard rage. Plenty of stress eating, wall punching, and dog scaring has gone on at castle Hankins the last few hours I bet.

[IroNat]

In regards to Superfoods, which is more Super...table sugar or high fructose corn syrup?

[BigRo]

In regards to Superfoods, which is more Super...table sugar or high fructose corn syrup?

Skunkins body can utilise anything put inside it perfectly.

[joswift]

I bet you cold hard cash his heart rate hit 200 and the hands were shaking harder than Hilter's in the bunker in April 1945.

and his vocal pitch broke all the wine glasses

[Rambone]

and his vocal pitch broke all the wine glasses

I blame that on the remote control skateboard. Stupid fuckin’ thing sucks!

[BB]

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[Krankenstein]

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^ Repeat This Lucky Incantation For The Next 30 Days For Health and Wealth.

This should be one of those chain e-mails where you have to send to 30 people for good luck and prosperity.

I laughed harder than I should at the collection of words.

Could this meltdown be considered an ailment?