I guess this is the appropriate time to mention that I too, have taken up the ancient art of sweaty wrestling up and am now, a gargantuan 3 hours into my BJJ journey so of course, now that I have transformed into a deadly weapon, I shall be obtaining beef with c unts on the board and offering to fly to their locale and give them whats what and so forth.
You have been warned. I shall be sword class, before long.